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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Come on and SLAM

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TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Bussamove posted:

Also I half expect Mammon's big ol' noggin to start talking after it gets slammed down.

It turns out that dragons are like starfish and Mammon just grows a new body

Twibbit
Mar 7, 2013

Is your refrigerator running?

TwoPair posted:

It turns out that dragons are like starfish and Mammon just grows new bodies

Fixed and watch out gog, someone is coming for your gimmick

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

RBA Starblade posted:

Draw the hog coward artist

Show us his full godhood

Abaddon is just screwing with us now. We can clearly see the Jaga-Sack, but no Jaga-Hog.

Twibbit
Mar 7, 2013

Is your refrigerator running?
Do we even know if his species have external hogg

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Twibbit posted:

Do we even know if his species have external hogg

He's human.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe
Jagg's bracelets looks curiously unfinished (and not in an artistic way) - did Abaddon miss some details/layers?

Rogue AI Goddess
May 10, 2012

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?
Meti did warn us that those who turn their attention to wholly useless and uninteresting parts of others' bodies are often swiftly relieved of theirs.

Hellbore
Jan 25, 2012

:perfect:

Ocean of Milk
Jun 25, 2018

oh yeah
Turns out "This is about to be so far beyond you you can't even comprehend it." might have been accurate.

FlocksOfMice
Feb 3, 2009
Hey I think, just maybe... just maybe all of THIS was the part we were all gonna hate :ohdear:

Pyrus Malus
Nov 22, 2007
APPLES
that is not what you wanna see

Ocean of Milk
Jun 25, 2018

oh yeah
But what is Gog thinking right now?

"Hehehehe... clowns are funny!"

Ocean of Milk fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Sep 4, 2021

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe
An ever-decreasing voltron of ladies

skaianDestiny
Jan 13, 2017

beep boop

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



now he'll never be head of the bank

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Diqnol
May 10, 2010


THAT'S RIGHT

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012
Mammon staying ahead of the game by biting it now instead of sticking around for what's going to happen next.

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.




:hmmyes:

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Z the IVth posted:

Jagg's bracelets looks curiously unfinished (and not in an artistic way) - did Abaddon miss some details/layers?

The first page also isn’t loading properly, unless that’s just me.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

You're a real motherfucker Abaddon :(

keep up the great work

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Pigbuster posted:

An ever-decreasing voltron of ladies

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021
ancient dragon dad nooooooo

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



I guess he’ll never be the head of a ma-

Cowcaster posted:

now he'll never be head of the bank

gently caress

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Don't let the lack of a hog distract you from the fact that in 2021, Jagganoth threw Mammon's head off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16,000 ft through an announcer's table.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

RBA Starblade posted:

Draw the hog coward artist

Show us his full godhood

The lack is how we know he is a false prophet. He has nothing to give us but the end of his line.

E. Revenant
Aug 26, 2002

If the abyss gazes long into you then stare right back;
make it blink.
Wow, things are really moving fast now. The plot looks like there will no longer be any dragon going forward. Exciting times ahead! ::sob::

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Pigbuster posted:

An ever-decreasing voltron of ladies

White Chain gonna be there in a flash, calling it.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krzePKX4lSY

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

I've just had this playing on repeat since my friend Gog-Agog got involved:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjs4kBq7dXU

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
I guess as far as Mammon goes you can...

count him out.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
welp, better luck next time

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Also, if being decapitated kills you, then you should never have been a God of the seven part world in the first place.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
That's one way to get a head!:confuoot:

NachtSieger
Apr 10, 2013


A.o.D. posted:

He's human.

Do we even know if humans have an external hogg?

animist
Aug 28, 2018
you fools, the hog is clearly protected by some sort of invincible loincloth.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qu7X_2G_3k

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Jagganoth turns his loincloth invisible so that people can’t peep up it at the legendary beast

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Rahul
Dec 10, 2004

You know, just starting to think that maybe they don't got this

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