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Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

The Saucer Hovers posted:

regulate with weed and it takes your dreams
thats the trade
still not sure if its worth it but thats okay. ill still keep smoking that garbage.

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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Sleekly posted:

if ppl can astral travel and the spooks have been playing with it it might be a bad idea to go right to the cherry...there might be defenses. from the little i understand there are ways to be attacked and to attack in these states.

defenses of that nature are part of the horseshit surrounding dulce base

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
everyone learning a lot about their third eyes in this thread

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Fly Ricky posted:

I know I'm not gonna change your mind, but if you believe in astral projection you really oughta look back into The Gateway Experience because Monroe basically turned that poo poo into a science.

That's the entire reason The Gateway Experience exists.

Did you listen to all the tapes or how did you do it?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Inspector Hound posted:

I would be interested to know what hallucinogens are like for people who can't, you know, hallucinate

It's mostly just colours

Fly Ricky
May 7, 2009

The Wine Taster

Fried Watermelon posted:

Did you listen to all the tapes or how did you do it?

Yeah I’ve gone through the whole program. It took me months, and there’s a guide that is good to have because the audio itself doesn’t completely explain what you’re doing (at least my brokebrain got confused).

Don’t let the “it took months” thing deter you though. You can do Wave 1 and it’s enough for most people that aren’t insane.

I hold it in such high regard that if I was Stateside I would take a retreat to the center. Know a couple people that have, and that’s what got me into it to begin with.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


bad boys for life posted:

Any good sites for these plans? I got questionable search results.
For DIY, this one is a solid plan and I know a couple of people who built their own. https://www.instructables.com/Wireless-All-Sky-Camera/
This also looks promising for a lower cost option. https://hackaday.com/2017/11/09/weatherproof-pi-looks-up-so-you-dont-have-to/

The Protagonist posted:

somebody hit the saturn hexagon if you're feelin froggy
The hexagon is just what you get when you wrap a sine wave around polar coordinates.

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

i guess i'm in 6 crew. i had no idea there were people who couldn't see things in their mind's eye, wtf
An issue with this topic of visualizing also is people have such differing definitions of 'seeing things in their minds eyes'. It's more likely two individuals have similar interactions with visualizing but parse the experience differently because it's by definition such a subjective area.

Fly Ricky
May 7, 2009

The Wine Taster
Unless one falls entirely on either side of that spectrum, the concept is almost like asking someone what the color blue looks like, or how strawberries taste. Even after taking the professional test, I still feel like I could’ve answered differently depending on my mindset/mood/time of day/etc.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

This aphantasia stuff is blowing my mind. After doing some reading, I guess I have hyperphantasia. Crystal clear visualization of all scenery, rotate it, walk through it, use and feel objects, listen to music, eat, feel the breeze, whatever. I'm not being metaphorical. Reading a novel is like living inside a mental holodeck program for me.

I had always assumed it's the same for everyone and I'm still kind of shocked. I will be asking the birds about this after I smoke some weed.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Fly Ricky posted:

Unless one falls entirely on either side of that spectrum, the concept is almost like asking someone what the color blue looks like, or how strawberries taste. Even after taking the professional test, I still feel like I could’ve answered differently depending on my mindset/mood/time of day/etc.

i agree with the color example but not the strawberries example, where i live the answer is always "they taste like styrofoam" regardless of how pretty they look

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

reading "encounter in rendlesham forest." its a good overview of the event so far, reads easy with a good timeline of what happened and who was involved when. no less than two sets of plaster casts of the supposed landing indentations have been brought up and im just waiting to find out their fate. where are the casts?

got the suspicion nick pope is a big ol chud tho, lots of words about how important the two bases were to stop the inevitable ground invasion of Europe by the Soviets, and by God the man just loves him a troop

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
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The Saucer Hovers posted:

regulate with weed and it takes your dreams
thats the trade
still not sure if its worth it but thats okay. ill still keep smoking that garbage.

I've heard this statement a thousand times. What is my problem then? I have always had vivid/lucid dreams my entire life. I have smoked weed daily for like over 20 years and I still have crazy dreams. Which sounds cool at first, but these intense dreams wear me out. I wake up feeling like I just spent days in another life. The only way I can sleep with out dreaming is to get black out drunk, and I'm not a fan of drinking.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


no

Riot Bimbo has issued a correction as of 15:00 on Mar 4, 2022

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

Sushi The Kid posted:

I've heard this statement a thousand times. What is my problem then? I have always had vivid/lucid dreams my entire life. I have smoked weed daily for like over 20 years and I still have crazy dreams. Which sounds cool at first, but these intense dreams wear me out. I wake up feeling like I just spent days in another life. The only way I can sleep with out dreaming is to get black out drunk, and I'm not a fan of drinking.

Same usage as you, and only strong indica kills my dreams and even then only if I go to bed immediately after smoking and it only works most of the time. When I do have them they are usually disturbing af.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Riot Bimbo posted:

If anyone's read the emerald tablets, the hounds mentioned in one of them are absolutely staggeringly a thing and probably the first hurdle you have to deal with.

They're not even the most dangerous thing.

what's all this then?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


hermetic texts are wild poo poo

Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

animals love me, all of them, people get weird when their trained animals ignore them for pets from me, wanna meet them hounds

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
if the hounds are so powerful how come we made them into our friends

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

i play astral like minecraft- turtle up and make your base as pretty and safe as possible and venture out into the unknown when you get a wild hair up your butt. most meditation for me is going to this place and seeing to it.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


my bony fealty posted:

reading "encounter in rendlesham forest." its a good overview of the event so far, reads easy with a good timeline of what happened and who was involved when. no less than two sets of plaster casts of the supposed landing indentations have been brought up and im just waiting to find out their fate. where are the casts?

got the suspicion nick pope is a big ol chud tho, lots of words about how important the two bases were to stop the inevitable ground invasion of Europe by the Soviets, and by God the man just loves him a troop



Rendlesham forest is an interesting case because of all the military dudes who witnessed it, including a colonel.

though if i remember right, a couple decades later, one of the witnesses started adding more details to the story, including claims that he saw hieroglyphics on the outside of the ufo lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab2TayR4OYU

The debunkers claim it was all a hoax by British special forces who were playing an elaborate prank on the idiot American troops with kites and balloons and flares, because earlier the Americans had allegedly captured and beat them up during an alleged super secret training mission against that American military installation (lmao yeah right), and then the Americans had called them "unknown aliens" (lol what). So they got their revenge on the Americans with an alien hoax. lmao yeah....sure.

Also lol at debukers always going for the flare explanation (and balloons...and kites? lol), as if a group of military dudes, including a colonel, don't know what a loving flare looks like.

As for Nick Pope, i'm not surprised that he's a chud if he worked for the ministry of defense. Similar to how Lue Elizondo likes to gargle Jim Mattis' balls and whatnot lol. Also, i swear i saw something over the past year about Pope being an anti-vaxxer, or believing that fish pills will cure covid or some dumb poo poo like that. Can't find anything about it on google though.

Rah! has issued a correction as of 18:22 on Sep 5, 2021

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

nick pope is kind of capitalist that goes to catherine austin fitts events at uluru

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


i mean whoever wrote that section spoke of the entities in the most readily available metaphor to him.

But they're less dog-like and more of a "formless lovecraftian horror" and they seem to just be drawn to anything with light (like a human spirit ya know)

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Riot Bimbo posted:

But they're less dog-like and more of a "formless lovecraftian horror"

white blood cells from another team is what my brain settled on

Plumps
Apr 21, 2010
didn't realise so many bird watchers were also wizards

Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

it’s important to be able to consider multiple conflicting belief systems without rationalizing.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


There's nothing that really covers all the bases and I've seen a bunch of The Weird Things and yeah birds are among them. Just one time, a few months before I left Texas iirc but I can count it.

It was pretty boring, was with my sister and grandpa, they saw them too. I took a lovely video, but they were just darting around, super fast. About six dots moving faster, further, and changing direction rapidly/on a dime with no rhyme or reason, with more grace than any material human thing is probably capable of, and then I went and ate dinner with them because like what do you even do with that

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
I bet I can defeat a lovecraftian horror because I’m super good at compartmentalizing and would just ignore it

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
chthonic atrocity spirit: do you feel the void expanding? can you feel true terrors becoming vast as space itself?

me (cool, sexy): surejan.gif

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
the reason why dark spirits gently caress believers up is because they believe things too hard. life on earth is really dumb and we must apply the anthropic principle and assume it’s about equally as dumb on all planes of reality. just realize everything’s gay fail poo poo and the cosmos will leave you tranquil

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
you have to emphasize it’s an extra dimensional red pill so not everyone assumes you’re an mra

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

me, as a child: the third trial is just a mirror? UUUGGHHH dumb
me, grown: oh man sphinx nippno...GOD NO NOT THE MIRROR

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


I love how I know so little about the subject matter on the last page or so that I can't tell which posts are purestrain shitpost and which ones aren't so i'm just taking everything at face value, bring on the fringe science my body is ready

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

blatman posted:

I love how I know so little about the subject matter on the last page or so that I can't tell which posts are purestrain shitpost and which ones aren't so i'm just taking everything at face value, bring on the fringe science my body is ready

All posts are one with the creator, let the poo poo ray fill your mind-body complex

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

endocriminologist posted:

the reason why dark spirits gently caress believers up is because they believe things too hard. life on earth is really dumb and we must apply the anthropic principle and assume it’s about equally as dumb on all planes of reality. just realize everything’s gay fail poo poo and the cosmos will leave you tranquil

the closest to zen we're gonna find

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Pontificating rear end posted:

the closest to zen we're gonna find

Visualize the dark entities as the ballsack spider boss

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

blatman posted:

I love how I know so little about the subject matter on the last page or so that I can't tell which posts are purestrain shitpost and which ones aren't so i'm just taking everything at face value, bring on the fringe science my body is ready

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

I'm going to need at least conjecture on a physical method of action at some point

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


blatman posted:

I love how I know so little about the subject matter on the last page or so that I can't tell which posts are purestrain shitpost and which ones aren't so i'm just taking everything at face value, bring on the fringe science my body is ready

I know I'm stark raving mad at this point but i'm being about as sincere as i can be fwiw!!!

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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Riot Bimbo posted:

I know I'm stark raving mad at this point but i'm being about as sincere as i can be fwiw!!!

Can we have an effort post?

I'm being 100% serious and I'm not trying to be a dick. I'm genuinely interested in, like, what you do and what you experience

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