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nut: Jul 30, 2019

Driftingmouse posted:

https://www.bigleaguepolitics.com/nbc-contributor-noah-berlatsky-becomes-spokesman-for-group-working-to-mainstream-pedophilia/

Oh My God No!!!!!

wtf

# ? Sep 2, 2021 19:30

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 21:23

bedpan: Apr 23, 2008

Driftingmouse posted:

https://www.bigleaguepolitics.com/nbc-contributor-noah-berlatsky-becomes-spokesman-for-group-working-to-mainstream-pedophilia/

Oh My God No!!!!!

can you really expect anything else from a liz lad?

# ? Sep 2, 2021 19:33

a few DRUNK BONERS: Mar 25, 2016

Laterite posted:

rosie o'donnell had american pop culture by the tail from roughly june 1993 to june 2000. we don't question how or why.

she's an asset

# ? Sep 2, 2021 21:26

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

so has anyone ordered jeni�s yet? i do like ice cream.

what�s in the box?

mawarannahr has issued a correction as of 21:53 on Sep 2, 2021

# ? Sep 2, 2021 21:32

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

https://www.jenis.com lol

jenis

# ? Sep 2, 2021 21:43

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

lap up the golden nectar from my jenis

# ? Sep 2, 2021 21:47

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

mawarannahr posted:

so has anyone ordered jeni�s yet? i do like ice cream.

what�s in the box?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsNIFD7TxwU

# ? Sep 3, 2021 11:31

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

Jose posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsNIFD7TxwU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpHxLZReiI

# ? Sep 3, 2021 12:53

Mola Yam: Jun 18, 2004; Kali Ma Shakti de!

working on a secret project

DO NOT ASK WHAT THE PROJECT IS

is there any connection at all between jeff sessions and epstein? like any reason he would help, say, cover poo poo up?

# ? Sep 3, 2021 13:08

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

They are part of the same cartel.

# ? Sep 3, 2021 13:23

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

mawarannahr posted:

so has anyone ordered jeni’s yet? i do like ice cream.

what’s in the box?

pain

# ? Sep 3, 2021 13:26

Toph Bei Fong: Feb 29, 2008

(Needless to say, ice cream and dessert do, in fact, exist in North Korea)

# ? Sep 3, 2021 18:02

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

drat i want to eat a tartufo with kim

# ? Sep 3, 2021 19:39

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1433857532997607428?s=19

# ? Sep 3, 2021 20:17

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1433857532997607428?s=19

declassify dick cheney's energy task force docs as well

# ? Sep 3, 2021 21:48

paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1433857532997607428?s=19

saudi hit squad right now doing an 80s action movie gearing-up sequence but one of them drops a rifle while trying to put a magazine in and it hits the ground and starts spraying and they all get stuck in the doorway three stooges style trying to escape the room and they have to call for backup to bring the grease again

# ? Sep 3, 2021 22:14

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Bunch of furnaces gonna be working overtime, as hard drives are shot down a conveyor belt underneath electromagnets and microwave emitters and then hammered into a fine paste

# ? Sep 3, 2021 23:45

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

Wouldn't matter if we had the names, addresses and roles of everyone involved down to Rumsfeld's personal sommelier, they're all completely protected against all negative consequences.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 00:02

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

i love bureaucracy and dozens of layers of impenetrable abstract hierarchy

# ? Sep 4, 2021 00:11

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

smarxist posted:

i love bureaucracy and dozens of layers of impenetrable abstract hierarchy

And the alchemy that turns it into highly-suspicious deaths in which foul play is not suspected!

# ? Sep 4, 2021 00:17

Ross DaouThot: Aug 31, 2018; when i hit that loud and open cspam the adam curtis music starts playing

DirtyRobot posted:

god, Berlatsky would honestly believe that putting up with the torture is the Difficult-But-Ultimately-Correct choice, and he would even pat himself on the back for his "nuanced" assessment relative to all those people who walked away because they must have just not been able to "get it" like he did. His writing is mostly a dumb guy's impression of a smart analysis�and usually in defence of something really vile.

interesting that it�s not a case of too-clever-by-half �defending all sorts of problematic things� because he�s just that kind of dumb guy, it�s more of a �obvious pedophile attempts to throw people off his scent by playing devils advocate on other topics� situation

# ? Sep 4, 2021 17:09

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/Techno_Fog/status/1433924536886562829?s=19

# ? Sep 4, 2021 17:39

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/Techno_Fog/status/1433924536886562829?s=19

Wow how weird, every single guard just called in sick, guess we'll have to hire this temp called Steve J.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 17:48

paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Dersh

Dersh

Dersh

DershDershDersh

# ? Sep 4, 2021 17:59

Toph Bei Fong: Feb 29, 2008

Tubgoat posted:

Wouldn't matter if we had the names, addresses and roles of everyone involved down to Rumsfeld's personal sommelier, they're all completely protected against all negative consequences.

Very true, but sometimes...

https://www.npr.org/2019/07/22/744244166/shooters-lawyer-he-wasn-t-trying-to-kill-a-mob-boss-he-was-under-qanon-delusion

quote:

Lawyer: Shooter Wasn't Trying To Kill A Mob Boss. He Was Under 'QAnon' Delusion
July 22, 20198:09 PM ET
Bobby Allyn

A 24-year-old man who has been charged with shooting to death a reputed New York mob boss earlier this year thought he was under the influence of QAnon, pro-Trump Internet postings about the president supposedly battling a cabal of liberal elites, his lawyer wrote in a recent submission to New York state court.

Prosecutors have charged Anthony Comello with murder over the fatal shooting Francesco Cali, the alleged leader of the Gambino crime family who was gunned down outside of his Staten Island home in March.

But in a new court filing, Comello's attorney argues that he became so engrossed with unsupported QAnon theories that on the night of Cali's death, he was acting under a delusion, which included that Democratic politicians, celebrities and people associated with organized crime were part of the "deep state," according to Comello's lawyer. He wrote that his client believed he was on a mission "to save the American way of life."

"Beginning with the election of President Trump in November 2016, Anthony Comello's family began to notice changes to his personality," attorney Robert Gottlieb wrote. "Mr. Comello's support for QAnon went beyond mere participation in a radical political organization, it evolved into a delusional obsession."

When Comello arrived at Cali's home, according to the filing, the plan was to stage a citizen's arrest of Cali, not shoot him. But after a heated exchange with Cali, Comello says the alleged mob boss made a "furtive action with his hand," which made Comello afraid for his life. He then reached into his pickup truck, grabbed a gun and fired at Cali, killing him.

"Because of his self-perceived status in QAnon, Mr. Comello became certain that he was enjoying the protection of President Trump himself, and that he had the president's full support," Gottlieb wrote to the court.

The details contained in the filing are part of Comello's planned "mental disease or defect" defense, Gottlieb said.

News of Cali's death ignited speculation about a possible restart of duels among New York's Mafia families. The New York Daily News reported shortly after Cali's death that investigators initially suspected an underling of Cali, or someone who had a beef with him.

But neither theory turned out to be true, and what really happened, according to Comello's lawyer, was even stranger: Comello carried out his violent act as a way of fighting against the deep state to "expose the entire conspiracy and ensure that every criminal is brought to justice," the filing says.

At a court hearing shortly after his arrest, Comello held up his palms, which had ink scribbling of MAGA, for Make America Great Again, and the letter Q, possibly a QAnon symbol.

Comello had a history of bizarre stunts, according to the filing. He attempted to arrest New York Mayor Bill de Blasio at his official residence, Gracie Mansion, but was thwarted by police. In another instance, Comello went to a federal district courthouse in Manhattan, believing that U.S. Reps. Maxine Waters and Adam Schiff were there. His lawyer said he planned to "arrest and detain" the two Democrats from California. He then went to a U.S. Marshals Service office nearby "but was unsuccessful in securing their assistance in his attempt to arrest both representatives."

A spokesman for the Staten Island District Attorney's Office declined to comment to NPR about the filing.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 18:07

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

Tubgoat posted:

And the alchemy that turns it into highly-suspicious deaths in which foul play is not suspected!

apropos of this and not much else, I listened to a trueanon about the former FBI agent who went missing in Iran, and ended up doing a late night Wikipedia binge where I wound up on this guy's page

quote:

Edward Lee Victor Howard (27 October 1951 – 12 July 2002) was a CIA case officer who defected to the Soviet Union.

I read this section and 👁️

quote:

Howard died on July 12, 2002, at his Russian dacha, reportedly from a broken neck after a fall in his home.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 18:42

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

Qirhan Qirhan

# ? Sep 4, 2021 18:46

nut: Jul 30, 2019

now mfing costco is sheep dipping people too?

# ? Sep 4, 2021 19:45

Marzzle: Dec 1, 2004; Bursting with flavor

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/Techno_Fog/status/1433924536886562829?s=19

# ? Sep 4, 2021 20:12

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/Techno_Fog/status/1433924536886562829?s=19

# ? Sep 4, 2021 23:35

Suplex Liberace: Jan 18, 2012

nut posted:

now mfing costco is sheep dipping people too?

Wtf are you on about mate?

# ? Sep 5, 2021 00:40

nut: Jul 30, 2019

Suplex Liberace posted:

Wtf are you on about mate?

lol it was just a bad joke

# ? Sep 5, 2021 01:18

Goast: Jul 23, 2011; by VideoGames

XMNN posted:

apropos of this and not much else, I listened to a trueanon about the former FBI agent who went missing in Iran, and ended up doing a late night Wikipedia binge where I wound up on this guy's page

I read this section and 👁️

quote:

Howard served as a Peace Corps volunteer in Bucaramanga, Colombia. There he met Mary Cedarleaf in 1973, and they were married three years later in St. Paul, Minnesota. In 1976, Howard earned a master's degree in business administration from the American University in Washington, D.C., and joined USAID. In February 1977, the Howards left for two years to live in Lima, Peru, where he worked on loan projects. There is no evidence to suggest that Howard was anything but a USAID loan officer. After Peru, the Howards returned to the United States, and he went to work in Chicago for a company doing environmental work.[1] On March 19, 1983, the Howards had a son named Lee Howard.[2]

lmao

# ? Sep 5, 2021 01:46

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

My "I'm nothing but a simple USAID loan officer" shirt is raising a lot of questions which are answered by my shirt.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 01:56

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

Also lmao Peru just happened to spend the late '70s going through an austerity crisis and rewriting their constitution before "electing" a US-friendly president in 1980.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 05:09