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Terminally Bored: Oct 31, 2011; Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

RFC2324 posted:

Colorado is way better.

For one thing, we aren't about to fall off into the ocean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31BPXv15HnY

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# ? May 25, 2024 20:11

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

ranbo das posted:

Every state sucks, California is just funny because they both suck harder than most and also get hyper defensive about it.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 17:34

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

# ? Sep 5, 2021 17:38

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Zil posted:

We did all of our fire stuff in 2011, note we are still not good nor were we then.

Lived there until 2013, I vaguely remember that, but it was nothing compare to what states with actual trees look like while on fire

Current:
https://fire.airnow.gov/

size of the texas fires

We are looking at whole different scales, its just that texans can't handle their poo poo not being as big and bad as what grownups handle

# ? Sep 5, 2021 17:41

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Sep 5, 2021 17:45

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

HARRUMPH

Don't worry, Ellie, the non-Californians are just jealous of our sick surf spots

# ? Sep 5, 2021 17:45

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

(that's Californian for melanomas)

# ? Sep 5, 2021 17:46

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

a sexual elk posted:

The LA thread is pretty much half Chicagoon transplants.

Chicago exists to ritually purify improv comedians so that they can be exported then sacrificed to keep the Lovecraftian gods under LA & New York asleep.

E: it used to be we'd just send them off and remain blissfully unaware of the torment they endured, but then some rear end in a top hat had to invent podcasts.

mysterious frankie has a new favorite as of 18:18 on Sep 5, 2021

# ? Sep 5, 2021 18:15

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

CPColin posted:

Don't worry, Ellie, the non-Californians are just jealous of our sick surf spots

Hey, we got some of those in the mountains too!

CPColin posted:

(that's Californian for melanomas)

This changes nothing

# ? Sep 5, 2021 18:18

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

If California doesn't suck then why are 1 in 5 license plates in my town Californians fleeing the constant flaming waterlessness in a desperate bid to survive climate change?

# ? Sep 5, 2021 18:34

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

If California doesn't suck then why are 1 in 5 license plates in my town Californians fleeing the constant flaming waterlessness in a desperate bid to survive climate change?

Because a lot of them are transplants anyway

# ? Sep 5, 2021 18:39

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

LOL of course y'all would invent No True Californian

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:02

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

1 in 8 Americans live in California, which is an indictment on the place

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:11

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

If California doesn't suck then why are 1 in 5 license plates in my town Californians fleeing the constant flaming waterlessness in a desperate bid to survive climate change?

we have a program where we send out scouts to colonize other states. we are working on texas and georgia atm. or you know its insanely high cost to live in even poo poo areas so alot of people who can afford to move move. the ones who cant afford to move are stuck there as indentured servants to what ever new gig app is popular in their area

snergle has a new favorite as of 19:18 on Sep 5, 2021

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Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

https://mobile.twitter.com/jil_slander/status/1434394613918359552

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:17

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

snergle posted:

we have a program where we send out scouts to colonize other states. we are working on texas and georgia atm. or you know its insanely high cost to live in even poo poo areas so alot of people who can afford to move move. the ones who cant afford to move are stuck there as indentured servants to what ever new gig app is popular in their area

so what you are saying is that living in california sucks? :thunk:

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:22

Semi-Protato: Sep 11, 2001

RFC2324 posted:

/\/\/\ being on fire is how you know a place is good. Notice Texas isn't on fire?

Colorado is way better.

For one thing, we aren't about to fall off into the ocean

No one's actually from Colorado except for the mountain loonies who voted for Lauren Boebert. Everyone else moved there from either Wisconsin or California because the foothills is their outdoorsy promised land and now won't shut up about being from Colorado like it's their whole personality.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:32

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

Do Americans even realize that places outside America exist? Like, Denmark is pretty nice, and so is the Netherlands. Iran has some pretty good places to live as well, as does New Zealand, Japan and a bunch of other places.

It's just weird that you go straight to comparisons to other American states instead of considering the rest of the world.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:32

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

BonHair posted:

Do Americans even realize that places outside America exist? Like, Denmark is pretty nice, and so is the Netherlands. Iran has some pretty good places to live as well, as does New Zealand, Japan and a bunch of other places.

It's just weird that you go straight to comparisons to other American states instead of considering the rest of the world.

Its called American Exceptionalism for a reason, its not global exceptionalism.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:35

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

BonHair posted:

Do Americans even realize that places outside America exist? Like, Denmark is pretty nice, and so is the Netherlands. Iran has some pretty good places to live as well, as does New Zealand, Japan and a bunch of other places.

It's just weird that you go straight to comparisons to other American states instead of considering the rest of the world.

America is basically 50 countries in a trenchcoat.

Also, no one else will have any of us so the only available moves are to other states.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:37

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

BonHair posted:

Do Americans even realize that places outside America exist? Like, Denmark is pretty nice, and so is the Netherlands. Iran has some pretty good places to live as well, as does New Zealand, Japan and a bunch of other places.

It's just weird that you go straight to comparisons to other American states instead of considering the rest of the world.

I realize these places exist and also that I might never get the chance to see them. Which I'm super happy about :rolleye:

, you smug poo poo

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:39

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

CainFortea posted:

America is basically 50 countries in a trenchcoat.

Also, no one else will have any of us so the only available moves are to other states.

its this

and all the states hate each other

Semi-Protato posted:

No one's actually from Colorado except for the mountain loonies who voted for Lauren Boebert. Everyone else moved there from either Wisconsin or California because the foothills is their outdoorsy promised land and now won't shut up about being from Colorado like it's their whole personality.

I was born in Colorado but grew up in Texas. its fun annoying the hell out of the Native Coloradan types

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:40

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:41

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

RFC2324 posted:

and all the states hate each other

Personally I don't have the time to hate any other states (Except Delaware. gently caress you, Delaware). I'm too busy hating almost every other part of this state.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:43

ranbo das: Oct 16, 2013

BonHair posted:

Do Americans even realize that places outside America exist? Like, Denmark is pretty nice, and so is the Netherlands. Iran has some pretty good places to live as well, as does New Zealand, Japan and a bunch of other places.

It's just weird that you go straight to comparisons to other American states instead of considering the rest of the world.

I do love how you're like "man, these Americans are talking about how much the US sucks and just ignoring the rest of the world" like you can't find Americans making GBS threads on the rest of the world everywhere on the internet.

I'm sure wherever you live sucks too, don't worry. Not California levels of suck though.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:45

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Personally I don't have the time to hate any other states (Except Delaware. gently caress you, Delaware). I'm too busy hating almost every other part of this state.

delaware isn't real, it's made up by corporations and they lobbied to get it on the flag

# ? Sep 5, 2021 19:54

Poops Mcgoots: Jul 12, 2010

BonHair posted:

Do Americans even realize that places outside America exist? Like, Denmark is pretty nice, and so is the Netherlands. Iran has some pretty good places to live as well, as does New Zealand, Japan and a bunch of other places.

It's just weird that you go straight to comparisons to other American states instead of considering the rest of the world.

The gently caress is this post? Americans are more likely to have seen or been exposed to people from other parts of America than other places around the world. Not to mention domestic travel, whether because you're moving or because you're just visiting, is a lot easier compared to international.

Like, if I see rolling grasslands, I think "wow, this looks like the parts of middle America I saw when driving coast to coast for a move." Not "wow, this looks like the Mongolian steppe, a place I remember seeing in a documentary once or twice."

# ? Sep 5, 2021 20:10

CPColin: Sep 9, 2003; Big ol' smile.

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Personally I don't have the time to hate any other states (Except Delaware. gently caress you, Delaware). I'm too busy hating almost every other part of this state.

Bakersfield, amirite?

# ? Sep 5, 2021 20:20

Emily Spinach: Oct 21, 2010; It�s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No�🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

Yeah, especially if you're talking about moving place to place, it's generally a lot easier (as an American) to move to another state than to actually emigrate to another country.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 20:24

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

CPColin posted:

Bakersfield, amirite?

I hear things about Riverside frequently

# ? Sep 5, 2021 20:24

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

https://twitter.com/Harry101UK/status/1434546866746576900?s=20

# ? Sep 5, 2021 20:40

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

RFC2324 posted:

I hear things about Riverside frequently

It's bad

# ? Sep 5, 2021 20:50

Mr. Crow: May 22, 2008; Snap City mayor for life

BonHair posted:

Do Americans even realize that places outside America exist? Like, Denmark is pretty nice, and so is the Netherlands. Iran has some pretty good places to live as well, as does New Zealand, Japan and a bunch of other places.

It's just weird that you go straight to comparisons to other American states instead of considering the rest of the world.

Scandinavian spotted.

I've been to half those places I'd much rather live in Ohio

# ? Sep 5, 2021 20:58

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

# ? Sep 5, 2021 21:04

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

BonHair posted:

Do Americans even realize that places outside America exist? Like, Denmark is pretty nice, and so is the Netherlands. Iran has some pretty good places to live as well, as does New Zealand, Japan and a bunch of other places.

It's just weird that you go straight to comparisons to other American states instead of considering the rest of the world.

There's nothing I'd love more than to live in Iceland.

But more to your point, if you leave the United States your chances of coming in contact with some godforsaken English person increase dramatically.

No thank you.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 21:08

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

the reason is, it's terrible pizza.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 21:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?