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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You can already play left4dead as four hatsune mikus if you want to.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Workaday Wizard posted:

I think it means cum-brained porn-addict.

Has there ever been a better time to be one

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

i'm the content warning for "male character with large sexual organ"
also wow the ui looks extremely left4dead


Yeah it looks like asset flipped L4D with like 4 clashing art styles. I don't understand how these games get overall positive reviews.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Yeah it looks like asset flipped L4D with like 4 clashing art styles. I don't understand how these games get overall positive reviews.

https://www.theonion.com/ironic-porn-purchase-leads-to-unironic-ejaculation-1819565403

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Yeah, most of the positive reviews mention the off-Steam nude patch. I will never understand wanting to combine gaming and porn, especially when the game is pretty much guaranteed to be lovely. Hell that dumbass Hunie Pop game that made so many headlines was just a Bejeweled clone or something

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

:laffo:

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Yeah, most of the positive reviews mention the off-Steam nude patch. I will never understand wanting to combine gaming and porn, especially when the game is pretty much guaranteed to be lovely. Hell that dumbass Hunie Pop game that made so many headlines was just a Bejeweled clone or something

Check out the screenshots from that game too, the lady models that are apparently supposed to be hot look loving horrifying, dead-eyed vacant freaks that look a million times more bizarre than they do attractive

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Play posted:

:laffo:

Check out the screenshots from that game too, the lady models that are apparently supposed to be hot look loving horrifying, dead-eyed vacant freaks that look a million times more bizarre than they do attractive

It's catering to a Very Specific subset of person where those are considered desirable traits over 3DPD (3D Pig Disgusting) women. :perv:

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
we all know weeaboos exist
play is posting about how they look like poo poo not about how they're all anime

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Play posted:

:laffo:

Check out the screenshots from that game too, the lady models that are apparently supposed to be hot look loving horrifying, dead-eyed vacant freaks that look a million times more bizarre than they do attractive

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

we all know weeaboos exist
play is posting about how they look like poo poo not about how they're all anime

Honestly that look is pretty bog-standard for anime waifus in janky erogames. The weeaboos don't seem to mind.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Look if you're already jackin' it to cartoons it doesn't matter how unrealistic or corpseish a 3D character looks. You have already discovered the core ability to suspend your disbelief.

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

Workaday Wizard posted:

I think it means cum-brained porn-addict.

you rang??

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

b_d posted:

you rang??

yes sir mr coomer sir, tell us, could you successfully masturbate to the blank-faced uncanny-valley anime monstrosities featured in the recent hit video game Seed of the Dead?

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

Play posted:

yes sir mr coomer sir, tell us, could you successfully masturbate

yes. next question.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002


That's nothing

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

Rotten Red Rod posted:

That's nothing



why is there a billionaire in a socialist dictatorship

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Barry Convex posted:

why is there a billionaire in a socialist dictatorship

Creator self insert most likely.

wielder
Feb 16, 2008

"You had best not do that, Avatar!"

Barry Convex posted:

why is there a billionaire in a socialist dictatorship

Well, maybe he is the socialist dictator.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

wielder posted:

Well, maybe he is the socialist dictator.

The panther woman is the socialist dictator, god don't know you ANYTHING about My Furry Dictator? The ignorance these days, what are they even teaching you in school

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Maybe every socialist utopia needs like one billionaire as a mascot? Like have a public guillotining at the utopia's 25th birthday?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Rotten Red Rod posted:

That's nothing



Is that shoeonhead?

big deal
Sep 10, 2017


haha cool... another terrible game to definitely not look up and buy immediately.

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

Finally something worse than funcopops to collect

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

The MSJ posted:

Is that shoeonhead?


I don't know, that looks like a person for the most part

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Furry erotica is just quaint on the internet of hell-year 2021. Barely even rates an eyebrow-raise.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
how it started

how it's going

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I'm gonna say, I think every one of these pseudo-daughter sims gives me a little bit of a hinky vibe even if they have banner ads here :ssh:

Although this made me laugh, maybe it's more of a goof:

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Imagine putting a raising sim, and a good and cool one from Hanako Games, in the same thread as My Furry Dictator and Anime Hentai Hitler

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Nah, the whole "raise a little girl like a pet, and also maybe you sleep with her when she grows up" genre is pretty off-putting IMHO.

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

Zil posted:

Creator self insert most likely.

Elon Musk made this game.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

John Lee posted:

Imagine putting a raising sim, and a good and cool one from Hanako Games, in the same thread as My Furry Dictator and Anime Hentai Hitler

Oh, it's from Hanako? I saw it pop up in my queue and passed it over 'cos I thought it was a game that belonged here. Time to wishlist!

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

CommissarMega posted:

Oh, it's from Hanako? I saw it pop up in my queue and passed it over 'cos I thought it was a game that belonged here. Time to wishlist!

:frogout:

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Antivehicular posted:

Nah, the whole "raise a little girl like a pet, and also maybe you sleep with her when she grows up" genre is pretty off-putting IMHO.

:chloe:

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Antivehicular posted:

Nah, the whole "raise a little girl like a pet, and also maybe you sleep with her when she grows up" genre is pretty off-putting IMHO.

i dont think most of the games in the genre are quite so Extremely Anime as the second half of that sentence

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I mean, maybe I'm misremembering? But I read the summary of that thing when it first got banner ads on SA, and I definitely recall it mentioning that you could start a (presumably sexual) romantic relationship with the little girl vampire when she grows up. Also the entire premise has that weird "we're going to throw a ton of lore at you to create plausible deniability about how creepy this is" vibe.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I looked at the website and it doesn’t mention any romance options.

And there are other games on the site that does mention it has one. It liked like a generic slice of life game so I don’t think they are hiding it

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING
Yeah Hanako Games doesn't lean in on creepy, if anything it tends to treat relationship stuff as a joke in the few games that even allow it. The only title offhand I can think of with an overt "pick a partner" in it is Magical Diary.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009







If it isn't a core part of the game and isn't the focus in any way then why even bother having it if all it is gonna do is make it creepy

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Wait so the romances don’t actually involve the player character?

Huh don’t know why that wasn’t on the site

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

"oh no this vampire has turned into a child and now you have to parent it" still seems extremely loving weird as a premise for a game tbh.

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