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VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

reignofevil posted:

I think we should do little animated public service announcements about how this poo poo is really likely to sterilize you and the graphic should be tiny little horsies running through your ballsack trampling all over the sperms.

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Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
forcing cum to past the blood brain barrier

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

how do I get thc to cross the blood brain barrier ?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/RKqn1Ll.mp4

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Virgil Vox posted:

how do I get thc to cross the blood brain barrier ?

Put it in your blood

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I forgot Saturday's date.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



Lol he'll never walk right again

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Hatebag posted:

Lol he'll never walk right again

What the god damned hell this isn't the guy crippling himself!!?!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Virgil Vox posted:

how do I get thc to cross the blood brain barrier ?

SMOEK SUMTHIN BIVHT

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

what does the ocean need with a 555 timer

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/grahamwalker/status/1435062597397610502

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I got a bug up my rear end about riding up the steepest street in America after a few beers and crashed my bike and now it's all hosed up and my body hurts all over and i've got road rash all over my right side

Guess I'm taking tomorrow off

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I got a bug up my rear end
they sell paste for that at tractor supply

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I got a bug up my rear end about riding up the steepest street in America after a few beers and crashed my bike and now it's all hosed up and my body hurts all over and i've got road rash all over my right side

Guess I'm taking tomorrow off

Good time to vlog

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I got a bug up my rear end about riding up the steepest street in America after a few beers and crashed my bike and now it's all hosed up and my body hurts all over and i've got road rash all over my right side

Guess I'm taking tomorrow off

hmm steep streets are for bombing down not up

oh and i got two different cars to honk at me as i blew stop signs and flashed them smiles this evening it was a nice mash.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Virgil Vox posted:

how do I get thc to cross the blood brain barrier ?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
leftists will never get anywhere unless they start indoctrinating kids

chuds and libs have known this for generations

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Virgil Vox posted:

what does the ocean need with a 555 timer

i hate you

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I got a bug up my rear end about riding up the steepest street in America after a few beers and crashed my bike and now it's all hosed up and my body hurts all over and i've got road rash all over my right side

Guess I'm taking tomorrow off

i did this on my scooter once riding home from the brewery

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i went to work though because im not a pussy

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I got a bug up my rear end about riding up the steepest street in America after a few beers and crashed my bike and now it's all hosed up and my body hurts all over and i've got road rash all over my right side

Guess I'm taking tomorrow off

you might say you're trapped in a

a

a vicious cycle

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1435093251296411649

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Tries to explain to the liquor store guy that "Nikka Coffey" does not contain any coffee. Was unsuccessful

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Plinkey posted:

i went to work though because im not a pussy

I'm taking any excuse I can to not go to work

I'm just glad I didn't break my collar bone

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm taking any excuse I can to not go to work

I'm just glad I didn't break my collar bone

tuck and roll

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I got a bug up my rear end about riding up the steepest street in America after a few beers and crashed my bike and now it's all hosed up and my body hurts all over and i've got road rash all over my right side

Guess I'm taking tomorrow off

Goondolences, make sure you clean that poo poo up or you could have a visit from mr mrsa

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
get tattoo aftercare patches and a bunch of second skin

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009


75 / per and boofed would be a .... a little intense





I'm down

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
and tape to hold it all together

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Hatebag posted:

What the god damned hell this isn't the guy crippling himself!!?!

gently caress

THIS

SEA!


platform breaks apart causing massive oil spill. destroys arctic.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I got a bug up my rear end about riding up the steepest street in America after a few beers and crashed my bike and now it's all hosed up and my body hurts all over and i've got road rash all over my right side

Guess I'm taking tomorrow off

lol loving smooth

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
or just keep walking around looking like a bloody gargoyle that quasimodo threw off the roof

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


I remember one time i was biking up a hill and the road had about 6 inches of ice on it. I was on a main street and as i tried to turn on my street the bike instantly went out from under me and i went skittering up the street like a god damned hockey puck. Had to snatch my bike away from a big truck that was trying to smash it. I walked the remaining 5 blocks home on the ice and as soon as i got home put a pack of frozen vegetables on my knees which had swelled to the size of grapefruit, which was the style at the time, and drank a pint of vodka

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at2BufPf6bo

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Alec Eiffel posted:

Good time to vlog

it’s never a good time to vlog

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Plinkey posted:

or just keep walking around looking like a bloody gargoyle that quasimodo threw off the roof

My wife patched me up, she also wouldn't let me take pictures for "those loving idiots on your forum"

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Hatebag posted:

I remember one time i was biking up a hill and the road had about 6 inches of ice on it. I was on a main street and as i tried to turn on my street the bike instantly went out from under me and i went skittering up the street like a god damned hockey puck. Had to snatch my bike away from a big truck that was trying to smash it. I walked the remaining 5 blocks home on the ice and as soon as i got home put a pack of frozen vegetables on my knees which had swelled to the size of grapefruit, which was the style at the time, and drank a pint of vodka

First ride I went on with this bike I've got, I hit a tram rail in cold weather and went down. There was snow on the ground so I didn't get quite so hosed up

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I got a bug up my rear end about riding up the steepest street in America after a few beers and crashed my bike and now it's all hosed up and my body hurts all over and i've got road rash all over my right side

Guess I'm taking tomorrow off

its not even the steepest street in america

:owned:

lmao

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

ah shi- yup it's going down in brasil ~

https://twitter.com/UrbanNathalia/status/1435054967539240961

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Rah! posted:

its not even the steepest street in america

:owned:

lmao

Canton Ave is absolutely the steepest street in America

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canton_Avenue

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