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Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Large Testicles posted:

fedex truck drivers are the biggest pieces of poo poo. i dunno if it's because of their tight schedules but i had like 10 of them try to run me off the road back when i was driving a truck too

My company are currently in the mix of police reports against TNT/Fedex, our cases of theft are going as far as actual name@fedex.com.au level management personnel.

The local driver is nice enough though, he's always got cool stories about his daughter who is a special effects makeup artist in Hollywood.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I see Australia was barely affected by whatever cataclysm befell this world.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

What do the snow wizards look like?

Superterranean
May 3, 2005

after we lit this one, nothing was ever the same

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What do the snow wizards look like?

tony_montana.jpg

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Superterranean posted:

tony_montana.jpg

Eww :barf:

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 09:45 on Sep 7, 2021

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Help, help, I can't stop loling at "suckmarsh"

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Samovar posted:

I'm sorry.

Lond-en? Londen? What the hell's going on?!

Jeez, sounds like you've never been to Ongland!

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



Are you telling me there's a place in France called :same:?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Straight facts.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Tree Bucket posted:

Help, help, I can't stop loling at "suckmarsh"

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

ahem

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


lmfao

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



Lolling at "innsmouth"

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

There's a lot of stuff on here that is great, but for some reason LAND BRIDGE to Ireland is making me lol. All this wacky wizard gorilla poo poo going on in the rest of the world, and Ireland just gets a land bridge.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

If you go a bit further east in north yorkshire you could include sexhow.

If you're still asking sexhow by the time you get to north yorkshire you haven't been paying attention

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Aw, Portland is mentioned. :3:

Then again, Tokyo likes Portland a lot.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Large Testicles posted:

i know part of it is that the fedex trucks speed governor is set way higher than most fleet trucks, if they even have one, so they'll come barreling at your rear end. afaik they're not a company that hires green drivers either so i think it's just the place to go if you're a loving dipshit
As a loving dipshit that drives Fedex linehaul I will say that speed governors are set by the Contracted Service Provider so I'm set at 65 and the cross country team is at 70 and there were times when I had no speed governor. With my truck set at 65 I just poke along in the right lane until I find someone slower and try to move over. There are other companies like PAM and Werner that set their trucks to 63 so when I get behind I want to pass and then it's an elephant race. I know Fedex drivers have a reputation that is earned, but some of us try to be nice.

Oh and being a loving dipshit pays pretty well.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Barudak
May 7, 2007


This map always makes me wish this game was better

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Android Apocalypse posted:

Aw, Portland is mentioned. :3:

Then again, Tokyo likes Portland a lot.

Do vimeo links work here? This was taken down from youtube. Sadly no subtitles on this version.

https://vimeo.com/171498195

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




IUG
Jul 14, 2007



Oh no, I've been drinking Connecticut water for most of my life. What's going to happen to me?

I am also a parent, oh no.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

IUG posted:

Oh no, I've been drinking Connecticut water for most of my life. What's going to happen to me?

I am also a parent, oh no.

Same. I demand answers.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

IUG posted:

Oh no, I've been drinking Connecticut water for most of my life. What's going to happen to me?

I am also a parent, oh no.

You either become... Or stop being... A big tiddy demon goth witch girlfriend with a shotgun

Meme is unclear

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

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ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


The Bloop posted:

You either become... Or stop being... A big tiddy demon goth witch girlfriend with a shotgun

Meme is unclear

Let's be real, if it made people into big tiddy demon goth witch girlfriends with shotguns it would be Connecticut's top export, maybe even the top US export.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

ranbo das posted:

Let's be real, if it made people into big tiddy demon goth witch girlfriends with shotguns it would be Connecticut's top export, maybe even the top US export.

How you can not immediately identify it as the top resource in the history of humanity I’ll never know

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011
For context, the full Connecticut Clark And Malfina saga

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Wars would constantly ravage the earth for control of it

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

i love big titty goth witch demon and i dont care who knows it :mad:

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

RFC2324 posted:

Wars would constantly ravage the earth for control of it

This was the original plot of Dune before the editors made Herbert write Paula Tiddies as a man for broader market appeal.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Biplane posted:

i love big titty goth witch demon and i dont care who knows it :mad:

She seems nice and tolerant of Clark's admittedly weird parents

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Biplane posted:

i love big titty goth witch demon and i dont care who knows it :mad:

Her name is Malfina and the fact that you refer to her that way only goes to show that you're no Clark

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Biplane posted:

i love big titty goth witch demon and i dont care who knows it :mad:

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