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Anxiously awaiting someone to join this man and the "What are you gonna do, arrest me?" guy to form the holy trinity of ironic comeuppance
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gently caress alligators https://twitter.com/StaLuziaEsteio/status/1131196190547218433
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:gently caress alligators I would strongly advise against this.
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dude that's gnarly e: woah
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Captain Hygiene posted:Anxiously awaiting someone to join this man and the "What are you gonna do, arrest me?" guy to form the holy trinity of ironic comeuppance quote from man stabbed
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:gently caress alligators holy poo poo I didn't realise ANYTHING could take down a gator in the water, I love this cat
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Sep 4, 2021 21:09
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Lobok posted:I would strongly advise against this. Signs all over the south read "do not feed or molest the gators". Which really seems like a self-solving problem
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Freudian posted:holy poo poo I didn't realise ANYTHING could take down a gator in the water, I love this cat Small enough gator, absolutely
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I love the fact that it catches the alligator in exactly the same way cats catch any prey: bite it around the neck.
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Lady Disdain posted:I love the fact that it catches the alligator in exactly the same way cats catch any prey: bite it around the neck. Cats have a way of doing things, and that's because it works.
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That's not dad! I know my own father very well thank you Dril. And he is not three ugly men. And I've just seen him.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:gently caress alligators buddy,
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Ain't nobody standing in you're way evobatman. Just you, that magnificent beast and the base awareness of extreme danger.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Cats have a way of doing things, and that's because it works. Cat's can gently caress something up if they have to but their teeth and claws are only there to get their prey into strangling position.
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"the Brains" the brains the brains
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Mescal posted:"the Brains" The eye!
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https://twitter.com/CAPYBARA_MAN/status/1434267759983144965 I like this formulation best.
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Why Satanists may be the last hope to take down Texas’s abortion bill
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Freudian posted:holy poo poo I didn't realise ANYTHING could take down a gator in the water, I love this cat Jaguars have the strongest bite force of all big cats. They crush the spine or even skull of gators in a single bite after sneaking up on them. They're awesome. Also yes, they totally have a habit of sneaking up on them in the water.
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PSA: Don't smile at crocodiles, they have a bigger mouth and so are better at it. PSA #2: Jaguars (animal) are as potentially lethal as Jaguars (automobile). No study has ever been done on Jaguars driving Jaguars.
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By popular demand posted:PSA: Don't smile at crocodiles, they have a bigger mouth and so are better at it. Toonces was deadly enough. More than nine lives, too, if the TV is to be believed.
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Kelly certainly doesn't need to be the one making the joke, considering his/Notre Dame's background. It was, though, based on a line from former Buccaneers coach John McKay in the 1970s. McKay's Bucs were horrendous. Seriously awful. McKay was asked at halftime what he thought of his team's execution (meaning plays). Seizing the opportunity, McKay responded he was for it.
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Banana peel, you Philistines. Now, if the man was driving home after a bris...
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Thought this was going to be "oval office", and not "trolley"
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i have an aussie word for those "tiktok users", but they don't let me use it on something awful edit: ^ lol
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:a bunch of posts I know Dane Cook if you want to get something going
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Devor posted:Thought this was going to be "oval office", and not "trolley" Like the savages in Michigan saying Buggy.
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Skulk Hogan posted:Like the savages in Michigan saying Buggy. How did that happen? We call them buggies down here in the Southeast US. Oh, poo poo. I just started something, didn't I?
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The disastrous voyage of Satoshi, the world’s first cryptocurrency cruise shipquote:Last year, three cryptocurrency enthusiasts bought a cruise ship. They named it the Satoshi, and dreamed of starting a floating libertarian utopia. It didn’t work out 
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I assume it immediately devolved into Lord of the Flies as they started stealing each other's child slaves and heroin
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Phlegmish posted:I assume it immediately devolved into Lord of the Flies as they started stealing each other's child slaves and heroin
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I'm always mad those ventures fail early, I want to see Peter Thiel thrown overboard by angry residents.
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