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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Big ol pot of Hungarian goulash in the slow cooker, eatin fine tonite :yum:

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Rah! posted:

i would reflexively commit violence against someone who does this to me lol

Lock me up too especially if my kids are around, I don’t play around. My wife would probably join in too.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Zisky posted:

I just want some drat brisket assholes.

Brisket is a cut of meat, not a preparation, so you can't have "brisket assholes". Gotta order a hot dog if you want some assholes.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1435363978625142798

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Having a cat that obese is animal abuse

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



:hek:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
And yeah my monitor is on

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!

tacodaemon posted:

the little self-satisfied smirks they're all so happy to do


https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1435200650804146177

I woudl put her in the walls of jericho until she taps out and am not afraid to admit this

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

tenderjerk posted:

I woudl put her in the walls of jericho until she taps out and am not afraid to admit this

just spit in her mouth when she starts coughing

woops sorry i'm not sick so no biggie

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Hillary 2024 posted:

You'd get a lot of good action movies out of that

Tragedy of a cartel foot soldier just trying to give their children the opportunity they never had. Only find the degree in Meats at Texas A&M they paid cash for basically worthless outside of Texas.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

one quick trick

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

TRUMP

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

tenderjerk posted:

I woudl put her in the walls of jericho until she taps out and am not afraid to admit this

full liontamer or bust

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



https://twitter.com/DanCanobbio/status/1435359890785112066

please god i want this to be a thing.
Trump. Live on tv. during 9/11. pretending to watch sports

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Spaced God posted:

https://twitter.com/DanCanobbio/status/1435359890785112066

please god i want this to be a thing.
Trump. Live on tv. during 9/11. pretending to watch sports

let's hope he fucks up putting on pants again at least

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



trump should commentate all sporting events

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



hey are those assholes in the government going to get off their asses any time soon and extend the unemployment compensatio

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Mayor Dave posted:

Having a cat that obese is animal abuse

I am deliberately trying to get my kid's terror cat to become a fat slob so he doesn't try to kill everybody, the stories are not so black-and-white

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

somebody on Stack Overflow this morning was asking about ; and calling it "Simi column"

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Shear Modulus posted:

hey are those assholes in the government going to get off their asses any time soon and extend the unemployment compensatio

*shakes magic eight ball*

it just keeps telling me to go gently caress myself

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Spaced God posted:

https://twitter.com/DanCanobbio/status/1435359890785112066

please god i want this to be a thing.
Trump. Live on tv. during 9/11. pretending to watch sports

BJ junior you worthless poo poo, fast the gently caress forward!

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/theamitie/status/1435371980526477312?s=21

Shitpostradomus
Sep 19, 2020

by sebmojo

Spaced God posted:

https://twitter.com/DanCanobbio/status/1435359890785112066

please god i want this to be a thing.
Trump. Live on tv. during 9/11. pretending to watch sports

more like no holes barred

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Plinkey posted:

they are good about using their box

they only want to eat their dry food off the floor like animals though

my mom has a new kitten and one of its favorite activities is to take one piece of food out of the bowl at a time and spit them onto the floor

i love that little rear end in a top hat

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
cancer has unique human DNA and is alive and must be protected

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
tested negative for covid after testing positive on thursday

time to suck and gently caress?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1435373899529687042

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Consummate Professional posted:

tested negative for covid after testing positive on thursday

time to suck and gently caress?
why haven't i got a pm from u yet

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Consummate Professional posted:

tested negative for covid after testing positive on thursday

time to suck and gently caress?

congrats

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
What a dipshit

https://twitter.com/jim_jordan/status/1435310455757713415?s=21

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Dolphin posted:

why haven't i got a pm from u yet

I'm allergic to citrus, sorry

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

finally, my vagenda of manocide will come true

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
one of the downsides of being married and having a spouse and children living with you is that you can't make a bunch of food and eat like an insane glutton because people will say "wow you'e eating like an insane glutton" and you have to come up with a story for that, and I'm here to tell you that there are only so many stories.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
can't get pregnant from a rapist if all the men are gone

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

emfive posted:

one of the downsides of being married and having a spouse and children living with you is that you can't make a bunch of food and eat like an insane glutton because people will say "wow you'e eating like an insane glutton" and you have to come up with a story for that, and I'm here to tell you that there are only so many stories.

cats will never betray you like this

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Palmsmear: Master of the Poop Flute

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