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Semi-Protato
Sep 11, 2001




What a great parent to give their kids the awesome flavors and spare them from the awful cherry ones.

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Superterranean
May 3, 2005

after we lit this one, nothing was ever the same

wizzardstaff posted:

This was the original plot of Dune before the editors made Herbert write Paula Tiddies as a man for broader market appeal.

:eyepop:

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

Lol if u don’t think any cavemen cranked it to a crude cave painting of boobs

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

rap music posted:

Lol if u don’t think any cavemen cranked it to a crude cave painting of boobs

Just two lumpy rocks close enough together

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

My best friend was almost a "the Fourth." He didn't end up with the whole name, just the first, so this would be his mother, grandmother, and great grandmother.

I shared that meme with him the first time I saw and he was maaaaaaad.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



In my experience the only two types of juniors are either rich folk, or poor folks who were named that so their parents could steal their identity

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Ziv Zulander posted:

In my experience the only two types of juniors are either rich folk, or poor folks who were named that so their parents could steal their identity

Or publically funded grave robbers

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I have 2 friends that are technically "______ the Third.

Meme that is unrelated to naming protocols but flows back into masturbation chat:

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
my best friend growing up was a 4th. his dad (the 3rd) was fire chief. couldn't tell you about the rest.

welp, that's my contribution for the day

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Apparently my grandfather was a 33rd (or 32nd, whichever is the highest) degree freemason

He never talked about it and unfortunately I never knew anything about the organization or his contributions to it

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Prurient Squid posted:

I just instaneously flashed back to being in Sixth Form physics classroom one Monday morning and boy called Stu explaining All Your Base Jokes to the teacher. I was 18 or 17.

e: The teacher was a wily guy, very funny. He tried to sell us Communist Party raffle tickets. Lost his job when the school became an academy and went to Spain to teach English as a second language. Hugely into Douglas Adams if I recall. How time flies!

All Your Base maybe isn't the first meme I remember (I remember feeling I was missing something with "x ate my balls", but it just wasn't funny), but the Zero Wing one brought home the potential of the Internet for me, since I *had* that game as a kid (which was only like six years prior).

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Semi-Protato posted:

What a great parent to give their kids the awesome flavors and spare them from the awful cherry ones.

he kept the pink ones though. only gave up half the good flavors. great parent teaching fairness

csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution

wizzardstaff posted:

This was the original plot of Dune before the editors made Herbert write Paula Tiddies as a man for broader market appeal.

lmao

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

I read the one in the middle as "Ancient Something Awful" and now I'm imagining a DnD campaign set in early the 2000s forums.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://files.catbox.moe/acnd0z.mp4

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/MENA_Conflict/status/1434580219726340104

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

The Bloop posted:

has anyone ever ironically jerked off though i wonder

like, is that really even possible



like other forms of irony, it probably doesn't exist

https://www.theonion.com/ironic-porn-purchase-leads-to-unironic-ejaculation-1819565403

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010


he should've tried composing something that didn't sound like goofy clowns then

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Happy 20th anniversary to the launch of Adult Swim and that glorious 4 days in September 2001 when everything was cool and normal for the last time

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

lmao the best part is this is barely an exaggeration of what actually happened

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
did someone mention big tiddy demon goth witch girlfriends with shotguns?




i wish to subscribe to their newsletter

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Zetsubou-san posted:

did someone mention big tiddy demon goth witch girlfriends with shotguns?




i wish to subscribe to their newsletter
Get rid of all your connecticut water first, they don't like it.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
thank you for providing the first issue

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


I could not agree harder with this.

Sousa is the same. It was intended as stirring, patriotic music, but it always sounds like the theme song for a fat, happy toddler stomping around their house.

I mean, take The Liberty Bell. Which most people would know better as the Monty Python theme
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JpKLqQRRJBM

Or Stars and Stripes forever, which everyone knows as "Here we go, here we go, here we go!"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-mRn9chmRAY

It's just the dumbest, stupidest music for big dumb idiots, and I love it. It's all just loving hilarious.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

low key sex master posted:

Apparently my grandfather was a 33rd (or 32nd, whichever is the highest) degree freemason

Well, he might have been crooked, but at least he wasn't obtuse.

Mr. Boogalow
Jul 7, 2007

Like a puppet on a string, like a monkey on a swing.

aardwolf posted:

Well, he might have been crooked, but at least he wasn't obtuse.

What acute joke.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


aardwolf posted:

Well, he might have been crooked, but at least he wasn't obtuse.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I can't be punk or have sex.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this made me laugh good

I have peed in all these things before

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lol a new twist on a classic format

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

You absolute fools following these social norms.




The correct place to pee is your garden because it'll make your plants grow big and strong. :colbert:

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

pseudorandom posted:

You absolute fools following these social norms.




The correct place to pee is your garden because it'll make your plants grow big and strong. :colbert:

Yes, but I am afeared of a bee or aggressive grasshopper maiming me in that vulnerable state

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