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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Nathen, I have some bad news for you. I don’t think Garfield fixed your mental health issues.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

*begins strumming Nirvana cords*
...GARF me!
...GARF me!
Garf me, Na-Then

WonkyBob
Jan 1, 2013

Holy shit, you own a skirt?!

Big Beef City posted:

*begins strumming Nirvana cords*
...GARF me!
...GARF me!
Garf me, Na-Then

I'm in a fork prison, ah ah

I'm in a fork prison, ah ah

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Read my autobiography to get some self-help for your depression. Tiime to blow your brains out and wake the gently caress up motherfucker!!

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
please buy my book for the philosophy that brought me to Jim Davis and Garfield

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/Scoobyeats/status/1433861353710788609

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
This pizza is not shaped like Scoobie's head. Very disappointing Nathen.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Plant based pepperoni? The meat has died after all :eng99:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Escape From Noise posted:

I guess Garfield is now out of fork jail.


Why did you sell out Garfield for Scooby Nathen? I demand answers.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



steinrokkan posted:

Plant based pepperoni? The meat has died after all :eng99:

Afterall, it is Scooby Doo's favorite. So clearly Scoob is keeping all the real meat for himself; the plebes can eat plant-based.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Back in the days we were trying to predict what weird nonsensical food Nathen will attach to the Scooby brand, I dont think anyone put a bet on vegan menu

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

The Alchemist posted:

Back in the days we were trying to predict what weird nonsensical food Nathen will attach to the Scooby brand, I dont think anyone put a bet on vegan menu

Big cow vegan sausage patties doesn't make less sense than most of what he does.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
“Kitchen-made tomato sauce.”

What the gently caress is this bullshit, I only accept tomato sauce squeezed directly from the teat of a grass-fed free-range tomato, farm2plate style.

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie

Blue Moonlight posted:

“Kitchen-made tomato sauce.”

What the gently caress is this bullshit, I only accept tomato sauce squeezed directly from the teat of a grass-fed free-range tomato, farm2plate style.

tit2mouth

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
What the heck is "clean label"?

Also lmao at "non-canned" "kitchen-made" tomato sauce.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
love my farm2kitchen2plate tomato sauce

now if only some eldritch sorcery could shape it like a cartoon character’s head for me … 🤔

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Garf me up inside.
Garf me up inside (save me!)

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Elephant Ambush posted:

What the heck is "clean label"?

Also lmao at "non-canned" "kitchen-made" tomato sauce.

It means
"Without bizarre words most people don't understand"

"Put in packaging that isn't a can" such as, a plastic tub that needs refrigeration,

And thus avoids the label of being 'canned in a factory'

Hence the "kitchen made".

Respectively


...I know way too much about food production.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You know the refrigerated salsa in tubs you can buy?

It's that.

That's
"Kitchen made non factory non canned tomato"

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Big Beef City posted:

You know the refrigerated salsa in tubs you can buy?

It's that.

That's
"Kitchen made non factory non canned tomato"

If he has the balls to reinvent tomato paste as just salsa and put it on lasagna I will try at least one shipment of "product" by any means necessary.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
He doesn’t mention the cheese and bread but if those pizzas still have those two ingredients, they are nowhere near “healthy”.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I had a friend in college who ate vegan and it was in no way healthy at all so that checks out

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
I don't think the fact that your book is unedited is a selling point Nathen

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Zeniel posted:

I don't think the fact that your book is unedited is a selling point Nathen

nobody else understands his genius how could he possibly be edited

Skyscraper Raccoon
Jun 12, 2018

Started from the bottom, now we here

steinrokkan posted:

What does it mean, anyway? From the recently posted excerpt, it ca be summed up as "Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed"

He closed his book with the definition:

quote:

If I had never lived in Saudi Arabia, I would have never come into terms with suppression called Arabiolosis, the movement of an individual or collective individuals from a country that advocates freedom to a country that advocates suppression originated in Saudi Arabia. In my case, I moved from Canada to KSA, and today I shall post #TYKSA(Thank You Kingdom of Saudi Arabia) for the man I am today.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

The Alchemist posted:

Back in the days we were trying to predict what weird nonsensical food Nathen will attach to the Scooby brand, I dont think anyone put a bet on vegan menu

Shaggy is canonically vegetarian, at the request of Casey Kasem.

I have no followup statement.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Yaldabaoth posted:

This pizza is not shaped like Scoobie's head. Very disappointing Nathen.

Genuinely surprised it’s not Garfield shaped in all honesty.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
repressed by my rich dad not believing in my cartoon obsession, something everyone in Canada can get behind

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Empty Sandwich posted:

Shaggy is canonically vegetarian, at the request of Casey Kasem.

I have no followup statement.

How does Shaggy feel about playing upbeat songs after downer dedications?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Escape From Noise posted:

How does Shaggy feel about playing upbeat songs after downer dedications?

"keep your feet on the ground, man, but also get... like, really high"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Escape From Noise posted:

How does Shaggy feel about playing upbeat songs after downer dedications?

It's fuckin' ponderous, man.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Frank Frank posted:

He doesn’t mention the cheese and bread but if those pizzas still have those two ingredients, they are nowhere near “healthy”.

Cheese and bread aren't unhealthy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

steinrokkan posted:

Cheese and bread aren't unhealthy

Depends on the cheese and bread in question, really.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
Has this story been sold yet?

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie
Meat sells..... but who's buying?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Empty Sandwich posted:

Shaggy is canonically vegetarian, at the request of Casey Kasem.

I have no followup statement.

Casey Kasem can eat my butt

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I'm sorry but with all this Casey Kasem talk I must post The Tapes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seCkv_aqSF8

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Escape From Noise posted:

I'm sorry but with all this Casey Kasem talk I must post The Tapes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seCkv_aqSF8

He’s no RV guy.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

pseudanonymous posted:

He’s no RV guy.

I still love the Orson Welles tapes.

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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Roll the Mazri tapes

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