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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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Der Meister posted:

When asked if he received a similar letter, Sebastian Gorka, who was named by Trump to the National Security Education Board, only replied to a text message by saying: “Hey CuckBoy go lick some Democrat’s boots.”


lol

don't gently caress w/ the dragon of budapest!!

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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GOD WAR

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


tseruep

https://i.imgur.com/QyCXPYx.mp4

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Road rash is healin' up



now you see! what if you shattered your elbow! shameful

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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lol

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Theres a local organic garden selzter i like because a) its cheaper then white claw and b) its really light and refreshing, good for when u want something to drink but not heavy

I mean I also like cheap pbr when going out but I feel like the seltzer hangover isn't as bad

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Topo Chico hard seltzer is actually pretty good. None of that malt liquor aftertaste.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/mviser/status/1435711720048185349

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
whenever i drink a topo chico i feel fancy

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


maybe having an all volunteer force was a mistake

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
I hope trump goes to the funeral and spends the whole time bragging about boat orgies again

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Drunkboxer posted:

whenever i drink a topo chico i feel fancy

It's the best mineral water, hands down.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


That's a lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

VideoKid posted:

I hope trump goes to the funeral and spends the whole time bragging about boat orgies again

crying about losing to joe loving biden over the corpse of a solider

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i only drink bottled water where light is captured in it for peak energy performance

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

turns out the key to coping with the stress of being president is eating mcdonalds all day while sitting on ur rear end watching cable news talk about u

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lastgirl posted:

get lime hard seltzer

pour it in strawberry lemonade

then pour it in sprite

:yooge: enjoy!

too much surgar

not enough booze

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Anything that gets me to reach for a fizzy water instead of a beer is a win.

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Pay no attention to the tequila behind the curtain.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
give me original 4 loko or get this seltzer poo poo outta my hooch mart.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
take a container of whatever you want your alcoholic drink to taste like, pour a large cup of vodka, take a little bit of what you want it to taste like and add a little bit of it to the large cup of vodka, done

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Mustached Demon posted:

crying about losing to joe loving biden over the corpse of a solider

didn’t he pull something like that at a wedding at mar a lago?

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://i.imgur.com/EjpXF78.gifv

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

take a container of whatever you want your alcoholic drink to taste like, pour a large cup of vodka, take a little bit of what you want it to taste like and add a little bit of it to the large cup of vodka, done

That's how I do it. I recommend against cola, it's weird for vodka.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'm pretty sure the new FourLoko counts as a seltzer

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

VideoKid posted:

didn’t he pull something like that at a wedding at mar a lago?

probably yeah going by the number of chud weddings he randomly crashes

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
ill take a bud light....because its already a seltzer :smugbert:

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


same but in reverse

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






drat I didn't know multiple Clint Howards were in the Ghost Rider movies

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

take a container of whatever you want your alcoholic drink to taste like, pour a large cup of vodka, take a little bit of what you want it to taste like and add a little bit of it to the large cup of vodka, done

https://i.imgur.com/pqzBYME.mp4

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qz4sutHpr61r0uzl6.mp4

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

"You have ordered off my freedom menu" is a pretty good line

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


lol

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

I'm pretty sure the new FourLoko counts as a seltzer

it was way better when it was jail in a can

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
this was genuinely one of the most depressing posts i've ever seen

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



Looked like he was going in for a kiss for a second there

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/vplus/status/1435720565873160196
:sad:

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