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cumshitter posted:gavin newsom, while you were riding around in a bmw your dad bought you waiting to go to a fancy private college i scored four touchdowns in a single game lol
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:he never left his fox job but he very briefly had a show like that yes his "comedy" news show isn't on anymore? that's funnier than anything he's ever said
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Dustcat posted:lol lol quote:In August 2021, Gutfeld! overtook The Late Show with Stephen Colbert in the nightly ratings, becoming the highest-rated late-night talk show in the United States. It averaged 2.12 million nightly viewers, more than The Late Show, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, and Jimmy Kimmel Live!.[3]
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cumshitter posted:gavin newsom, while you were riding around in a bmw your dad bought you waiting to go to a fancy private college i scored four touchdowns in a single game
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pre-op bebop posted:his "comedy" news show isn't on anymore? oh nevermind I was wrong he still has his show? he never left The Five either
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cumshitter posted:gavin newsom, while you were riding around in a bmw your dad bought you waiting to go to a fancy private college i scored four touchdowns in a single game
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pussy licking the dik(dik)
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Schmoe Cwead posted:https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1435725303590969344 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKzHXelQi_A
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Shear Modulus posted:if trump is re-elected he'll bring back original 4 loko Biden needs to fund research into 5 loko.
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Schmoe Cwead posted:they added a bunch of accessibility options like an invincibility mode if u get too frustrated just fyi BUT MY PRIIIIIIIIDE! Thank you, that's not a bad idea, I remember moments of embarrassing frustration with the first one so perhaps I can still save my dignity.
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cumshitter posted:gavin newsom, while you were riding around in a bmw your dad bought you waiting to go to a fancy private college i scored four touchdowns in a single game your son is such an accomplished ladykiller that Gavin Newsom hired him to be his date coach
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cumshitter posted:you stole my girlfriend in highschool and broke her heart. and then, as an adult, you pretended you didnt even know me on fetlife and refused to gently caress my wife while i stood in the corner wearing a robin costume sir technically it's a "sparrow" costume, do u want spirit halloween store to get sued
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GCU Quelle Suprise posted:BUT MY PRIIIIIIIIDE! Had a 62 year old coworker we convinced to get a gaming computer. We would have boring nights so we'd all sit around playing games. I would watch him bang his head against the same sequence in a game for like 10 hours before finally getting it. He never gave up, that's gaming I can respect.
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Gavin Newsom pulled out of my wife and demanded I show my subservience to a "real man" by "giving him a piece of that bussy!"
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many people have asked to see my sparrow costume
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LegoMan posted:Had a 62 year old coworker we convinced to get a gaming computer. We would have boring nights so we'd all sit around playing games. I would watch him bang his head against the same sequence in a game for like 10 hours before finally getting it. He never gave up, that's gaming I can respect. 
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um trump can't break the twitter character limit like that, can he??
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lol ok grandpa looks like thats the end of our visit enjoy your peas
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Lastgirl posted:um trump can't break the twitter character limit like that, can he?? the shackles of the twitter character limit have been taken off him and he can now fight for America the way he wants to
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robert lee only got into trouble when ordering charges up hills, so as long as there are none of those in afghanistan i bet he'd be fine
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it has been *** 0 *** days since we saw someone die in CSPAM
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"if only robert e lee was commanding our troops in afghanistan" aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Joementum posted:robert lee only got into trouble when ordering charges up hills, so as long as there are none of those in afghanistan i bet he'd be fine chuds today have rascal scooters but in the old days they just never got off their heavy duty ponies so every time they had to ditch the horsies and run up a hill they poo poo their pants and collapsed and got shot in the balls by buff super chad union soldiers
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Donkwich posted:the shackles of the twitter character limit have been taken off him and he can now fight for America the way he wants to SAVE AMERICA
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Schmoe Cwead posted:"if only robert e lee was commanding our troops in afghanistan" that's the Trumpism I ache for
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He commanded the south because of his great love for Virginia. 
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KELLYANNE CONWAY: I'm glad Meryl Streep has such a passion for the disabled because I didn't hear her weigh in or I didn't even hear her use her platform last night, Ainsley, to give the shoutout to the mentally challenged boy who last week was tortured live on Facebook for half an hour, by four young African-American adults who were screaming racial and anti-Trump expletives and forcing him to put his head in toilet water. So I'd like to hear from her today, if she wants to come and continue her platform on behalf of the disabled. And Donald Trump is absolutely right. He has debunked this so many times. She sounds like 2014. The election is over. She lost.
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CaptainBeefart posted:He commanded the south because of his great love for Virginia. he freedomed where no one dared to freedom, in matters of slavery, of which virginia was free to pursue
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honestly surprised there wasn't a line like "lee even gave up his land in arlington to honor our brave troops"
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"Robert E Lee would have immediately won the war Afghanistan" is a hell of a statement lmao
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