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 It was only 89 degrees with 75% humidity today, but IT'S loving FALL because it's September, you see. Here are some pumpkins and a hollow duck looking husk full of seeds puking into a bin? And some springtime stuff like sunflowers because of, yeah. I've never Lived, Laughed, or Loved more.
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*buys and installs an 8 foot tall plastic skeleton for $500 at Home Depot. It's still September*
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Sep 9, 2021 02:08
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*has an incredibly lush and manicured lawn he maintains himself*
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Sep 9, 2021 02:09
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Lives in constant fear of people who aren't white but makes an exception for japanese people because I like to masturbate to their cartoons.
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Sep 9, 2021 02:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beINamVRGy4
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Sep 9, 2021 02:12
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*Puts ketchup on scrambled eggs*
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Sep 9, 2021 02:13
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at a work meeting where everyone is asked if they have anything special happening, proudly announce they were accepted as a member of their home owners association
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Sep 9, 2021 02:17
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Having at least one blonde-haired friend named Shannon
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Sep 9, 2021 02:20
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*holds the door open for someone 100 feet away*
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Sep 9, 2021 02:20
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Sep 9, 2021 02:22
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Thinking about getting a nice house in the suburbs
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Sep 9, 2021 02:22
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say what you want about triumph of the will but leni riefenstahl was ahead of her time
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Sep 9, 2021 02:23
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Cleaning the family van inside and out every Saturday morning despite it having not left the driveway all week
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Sep 9, 2021 02:24
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Eh, at least it's not the confederate flag
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Sep 9, 2021 02:25
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Buying a bunch of guns and believing that I will need/use all of them during the imminent race/resource/civil war
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Sep 9, 2021 02:25
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Also thinking about buying a peloton. Can't go out to exercise because of the little one.
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Sep 9, 2021 02:26
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Insisting on loudly saying ‘gracias’ to all the staff at the Mexican restaurant
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Sep 9, 2021 02:27
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their dog shits on the flag lol should have thought that one out better idiots. probably named Dale and Karen and have a bunch of kids whose names rhyme with Aidan
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Sep 9, 2021 02:27
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Devils Affricate posted:Eh, at least it's not the confederate flag This is the lawnmower they used 
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Sep 9, 2021 02:27
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Smugworth posted:This is the lawnmower they used The horn plays the Dukes of Hazard theme
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Sep 9, 2021 02:28
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:Insisting on loudly saying ‘gracias’ to all the staff at the Mexican restaurant God please. The whiteness is blinding me. Having a black friend.
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Sep 9, 2021 02:28
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Shhhh. He might hear you.
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Sep 9, 2021 02:29
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Literally A Person posted:God please. The whiteness is blinding me. Having a black friend that you only bring up when you’re accused of being a racist
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Sep 9, 2021 02:30
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Argh, I hate shades! I just want a WHITE Screen, not "dark mode" on my apps! ahhrghhh
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Sep 9, 2021 02:31
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Jorts e: and Crocs. Always the two together.
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Sep 9, 2021 02:32
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Mayo is too spicy, I prefer Miracle Whip
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Sep 9, 2021 02:32
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the three wick candles have much better throw in a room this size no here, you actually want to smell the lid to get a more complete scent profile the pumpkin is more subtle in this one and the vanilla really comes through
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Sep 9, 2021 02:33
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Tom Gorman posted:the three wick candles have much better throw in a room this size  Game nights where the only games are ‘pretending your blissfully happy marriage is not secretly falling apart at the seams’ and ‘charades’
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Sep 9, 2021 02:36
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Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart I just don't think thread understands
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Sep 9, 2021 02:40
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I WANT TO TALK TO THE MANAGER!
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Sep 9, 2021 02:41
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Dance lessons consist solely of tap dancing and ballroom dancing.
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Sep 9, 2021 02:42
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Wrap around sunglasses and anger issues.
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Sep 9, 2021 02:43
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A tin candy box under the master bed full of receipts and instruction manuals for electrical items you no longer own
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Sep 9, 2021 02:43
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*Listens to Huey Lewis and the News*
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Sep 9, 2021 02:44
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Meet my sons, Chaiden, Praiden and Ghraeadenon.
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Sep 9, 2021 02:44
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Limp Bizkit, Korn, Linkin Park, Evenesensce, Avril Lavigne, Blink 182, AFI, Incubus, Puddle of Mudd, Stained, Metallica, Guns and Roses....................
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Sep 9, 2021 02:46
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One time I was at a sushi restaurant and there was a white guy at the bar, probably about 55, conversing boisterously with his friends and the chef, clearly had at least a few sakes in him. When he got up to leave, he looked at the chef, put his hands together, and said "domo arigato Mr Robotto".
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Sep 9, 2021 02:46
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long nuanced internal pro con list standing in the aisle at menards trying to decide between two hedge trimmers
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Sep 9, 2021 02:47
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Creates a version of christianity solely for white people and calls it mormonism.
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Sep 9, 2021 02:47
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ah the new neighbors are ethnic, it might bring down the selling price of our property 
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