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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

CuddleCryptid posted:

It's always great seeing people declare the need to "assimilate to American culture". America has no culture, it just has mechanisms and traditions. Shopping malls aren't culture.

Surely America would be a better place if the Amish were returned to where they came from?

Also something needs to be done with the Indians, they have had centuries to assimilate but have failed.

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The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Invalid Validation posted:

I guess chewing on viagra and oxy aren’t drugs cause their doctors prescribe them.
I've known people who unironically believe legal drugs aren't drugs, so yes.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
"if you stop the trolley all the lives lost so far will be in vain..."

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
So everyone on January 6, including the instigators are clearly not Americans. Let's save some money and hang them. Or we could bus them to the Rio Grande, point a bunch of American rifles at them, and tell them to start walking?

Teddy was president lonnng before the words "under god" were added to the pledge. :clint:

V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.

BiggerBoat posted:

That's some pretty sweet Microsoft Publisher graphic design on that bad boy. Also, suuurreeee that's "ALL YOU WANT". I mean "ALL YOU WANT!!!!"

How about mandatory drug screening for members of congress, cops and CEO's? On the other hand, gently caress drug testing.

If you want to catch cops, then mandatory, random breathalyzer tests would be great.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

No, you're.

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

Lol yeah, all that fighting "for freedom."

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

In all seriousness Derek Chauvin being without a badge and out of the streets is a far greater victory for American freedom than whatever 20 years of wrecking poo poo in Afghanistan was supposed to accomplish.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

tek79 posted:

In all seriousness Derek Chauvin being without a badge and out of the streets is a far greater victory for American freedom than whatever 20 years of wrecking poo poo in Afghanistan was supposed to accomplish.

First rage I've seen from Facebook relatives on the new vaccine mandates:

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
Brb, going to start working on thesis based on the concept of the ethical implications of encouraging kooky anti-vax relatives to go along with their natural inclination to start guzzling horse paste

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

Killer robot posted:

First rage I've seen from Facebook relatives on the new vaccine mandates:



Wouldn't "begin" be a better word to end with?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Every time adult social care is in the news this poo poo starts circulating

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE



What happens if the prisoners don't pay the rent?

One weird trick to getting out early?

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

iajanus posted:

What happens if the prisoners don't pay the rent?

Debtors prison where they get all that poo poo for free.

So many weird tricks.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Tony Phillips posted:

Debtors prison where they get all that poo poo for free.

So many weird tricks.

Capitalism is just a debtors prison the world is trapped in, maaaaaaaaaan

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
My wildest shitposts could not hold a candle to this :ohno:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

wow

Deathwing
Aug 16, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

My wildest shitposts could not hold a candle to this :ohno:



These people are just.. incompatible with modern society on a basic level, or at least the version most of us want to live in.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

Deathwing posted:

These people are just.. incompatible with modern society on a basic level, or at least the version most of us want to live in.

(It’s a shitpost and not sincere)

https://twitter.com/justinboldaji/status/1436736427660742662?s=21

GutBomb fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Sep 12, 2021

Deathwing
Aug 16, 2008

Good to know, heh.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
Yeah that doesn't mean it's not going to escape into the wild and become a real post shared by my uncle.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021


Weren't they army guys who got killed?

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

lobster shirt posted:

Weren't they army guys who got killed?

11 Marines, 1 Navy corpsman, and 1 Army soldier, according to official reports.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Yeah but I'm the other thread they said that less than six hours later anyivax were sharing it unironically

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

HootTheOwl posted:

Yeah but I'm the other thread they said that less than six hours later anyivax were sharing it unironically

I thought it was heroin and a commentary on the opioid epedemic.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Was just told that my sibling believes that the entire family (our parents and siblings, aunts/uncles and grandparents) are all going to die soon because we got the vaccine.

She believes that the vaccine is a method of population control and everyone who got it is going to die.

I do not even know where to go with that.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Away.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

Was just told that my sibling believes that the entire family (our parents and siblings, aunts/uncles and grandparents) are all going to die soon because we got the vaccine.

She believes that the vaccine is a method of population control and everyone who got it is going to die.

I do not even know where to go with that.

Bet money

Maybe offer to set up mutual inheritances

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Give her poo poo how its your days, then weeks, months, and then years.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

Was just told that my sibling believes that the entire family (our parents and siblings, aunts/uncles and grandparents) are all going to die soon because we got the vaccine.

She believes that the vaccine is a method of population control and everyone who got it is going to die.

I do not even know where to go with that.

Point out that it's a really bad idea, since a poisoned vaccine would kill the nice, compliant people who listened when the government told them to get their shot, and leave behind the paranoid assholes.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Does she think Trump and Biden and all the elites who got it are going to die too, or did they get saline shots to trick us all

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004
Yeah have to flip the thing, the vaccine is the antidote to the nerve gas they’re going to pump through the keystone pipeline since it can’t be used for oil and then kill all the non compliant people to institute the new world order.

The Artificial Kid
Feb 22, 2002
Plibble
I don't know if this fits perfectly here. It's not a forward from grandma, it's just a glimpse into the chudosphere from the twitter feed of an absolutely execrable right wing cartoonist:

https://twitter.com/GPrime85/status/1436276669397020674

He's against the vaccine, which is being forced on air force pilots, who are quitting the air force, which upsets him because it weakens the military, which all makes a certain kind of idiot-sense until you read his t-shirt.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Wait you can just quit the military? I thought that was sort of frowned upon.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

The Artificial Kid posted:

I don't know if this fits perfectly here. It's not a forward from grandma, it's just a glimpse into the chudosphere from the twitter feed of an absolutely execrable right wing cartoonist:

https://twitter.com/GPrime85/status/1436276669397020674

He's against the vaccine, which is being forced on air force pilots, who are quitting the air force, which upsets him because it weakens the military, which all makes a certain kind of idiot-sense until you read his t-shirt.

Always a dude in sunglasses in his car.

Devorum
Jul 30, 2005

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Wait you can just quit the military? I thought that was sort of frowned upon.

Officers can resign their commissions, with varying levels of repercussions depending on the commitments they made.

Enlisted are stuck until their enlistment is up.

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug

darthbob88 posted:

Point out that it's a really bad idea, since a poisoned vaccine would kill the nice, compliant people who listened when the government told them to get their shot, and leave behind the paranoid assholes.

Also that these vaccines are only approved for people already technically mature enough to already have procreated.

All the population control conspiracy doofus types I've met have this same giant blind spot for each personal focus. Kind of pointless to "control" your population via cancer, for example, when it's not a major killer or sterilizer of people under 35.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
Between Dykstra and Schilling my memories of the 1993 Phillies that shaped my childhood sports fandom continue to embarrass me more and more

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Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

sweart gliwere posted:

All the population control conspiracy doofus types I've met have this same giant blind spot for each personal focus. Kind of pointless to "control" your population via cancer, for example, when it's not a major killer or sterilizer of people under 35.

Only some of them believe the vaccine will sterilize people (intentionally or unintentionally). The others believe it will straight-up make more than half the population of the world drop dead in the streets (either in the short-term or the long-term.)

The latter group are probably seeing it as a Rapture metaphor, where all the ungodly, sinful people are punished and only the tiny fraction of the population that are We the Righteous will be saved.

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