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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


:yeeclaw:

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Wrr
Aug 8, 2010



I said snip not snipe!

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Brutal Garcon posted:

Don't make this one fight, he's shy


These snips are for hugging, not for fighting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgc6N6yAAu8

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Guess what It's another sponge crab :crab:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
Accidentally stepped on an underwater crab at the shore...but the crab gave me a gentle warning pinch. I stepped off, and we both went about our ways. Namaste.

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

even death cannot stop carcinization

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://twitter.com/baaaadscience/status/1435389165592535041?s=19

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Suddenly I'm more on board with Mike Meyers

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Captain Hygiene posted:

Suddenly I'm more on board with Mike Meyers

That’s not Mike Meyers, just a Japanese fisherman:

https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20160325/p2a/00m/0na/002000c

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I know I made a joke about it but crabs that can transform into defense mode are better than crabs that can't IMO

If you can't reconfigure your body into an impregnable fortress then what's even the point of a carapace?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Who What Now posted:

I know I made a joke about it but crabs that can transform into defense mode are better than crabs that can't IMO

If you can't reconfigure your body into an impregnable fortress then what's even the point of a carapace?



The cool thing is that you can also poop in there and nobody can stop you

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Hear me out, what about…defensive pooping?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Bought this anatomically dubious but spookily charming fellow at Walgreens today

Wrr
Aug 8, 2010



I thought it was Austin Powers giving a hearty YEAH BABY at that sweet crab

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bismuth posted:

Bought this anatomically dubious but spookily charming fellow at Walgreens today


Wha… that’s not right man.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

This would never happen under clawmunism

https://twitter.com/rn_murse/status/1435615872274550792

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
Yeah under clawmmunism it would be forbidden to eat our exoskeletal friends

invlwhen
Jul 28, 2012

please do your best
https://twitter.com/CanYouPetTheDog/status/1436077098700050437

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I don't even know what that is but I'm saying GOTY

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Oh wow that is some bold tip-top touching

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Steam is telling me it's like Dark Souls III and Fallout New Vegas. :eyepop:

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
where's the snip snop?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
I got crabs but it's itchy and on my genitals :(

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Thanks for doxxing my search history

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Lascivious Sloth posted:

I got crabs but it's itchy and on my genitals :(

:yeeclaw:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Lascivious Sloth posted:

I got crabs but it's itchy and on my genitals :(

Blessed genitals

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
my genital is so big it's got lobsters :smug:

naem
May 29, 2011


same

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019


it also looks like you can BE a crab in this game at least temporarily!!

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?


Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Crabs have begun to write

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
The sea can’t hold them. So it’s up to me.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/927332
Massive new animal species discovered in half-billion-year-old Burgess Shale

(it's a crab)

quote:

Named Titanokorys gainesi, this new species is remarkable for its size. With an estimated total length of half a meter, Titanokorys was a giant compared to most animals that lived in the seas at that time, most of which barely reached the size of a pinky finger.

a chonker of a crab, for its time, forgotten from then till now
honor the Cambrian crab

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Sep 10, 2021

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
All Hail
the Crab of the Shale

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
A lityl dissapointed it's an extinct crab, but still awesome. I wonder if it was a gigantic filter feeder since everything around it was so much smaller than itself

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Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Who What Now posted:

A lityl dissapointed it's an extinct crab, but still awesome. I wonder if it was a gigantic filter feeder since everything around it was so much smaller than itself

The study groups it with sediment sifters rather than suspension[filter] feeders, but it's the same idea. It's available for free here: https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rsos.210664

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