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bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
he's just a weirdo, it's not like he uses magic or anything

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Shane Mercer is out there too

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

TV Zombie posted:

Chris Hero, Davey Richards, Deppen and maybe AJ Gray are still out there. I think Danhausen may be a bit too gimmicky for AEW.

Danhausen seems far more ubiquitous and apparently has some level of mainstream appeal. It's a lot more than can be said of a fat lad that was severely undervalued in the WWE, a fuckwit who can't understand computers apparently, some lad, whom according to my extensive research of googling him, seems to have "I found something slimy and moving around in my jocks" as his default expression when a camera is near him, and some guy who doesn't even apparently warrant a wikipedia entry.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




TV Zombie posted:

Chris Hero, Davey Richards, Deppen and maybe AJ Gray are still out there. I think Danhausen may be a bit too gimmicky for AEW.

Danhausen would be a perfect local booking talent for AEW.

I just want a little very nice, very evil. As a treat.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I went on a youtube journey and uh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fas_Ki7Ts2M

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

danhausen loving stinks, theres probably 200 guys working random ohio indies better than him

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Lid posted:

I went on a youtube journey and uh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fas_Ki7Ts2M

What am I supposed to be looking at in this hour long video

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

yea ok posted:

danhausen loving stinks, theres probably 200 guys working random ohio indies better than him

too bad none of them can market themselves since thats important in wrestling

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

yea ok posted:

danhausen loving stinks, theres probably 200 guys working random ohio indies better than him

It's not about skill, it's about prominence and marketing.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

MotU posted:

too bad none of them can market themselves since thats important in wrestling

Yeah he's memorable and fun. He's in ROH, it isn't like he's unsigned. In happy semi related news:
https://twitter.com/_theyaremax_/status/1436046513629810693

Wazzu fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Sep 10, 2021

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Seams posted:

What am I supposed to be looking at in this hour long video

gently caress um i meant to say theres this entire polished fed on youtube with a roster uoading videos for years getting dozen of views. They have a tag team named BEEF Candy.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i thought we were talking about talent. i'm sorry. i'm very sorry

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

Seams posted:

What am I supposed to be looking at in this hour long video

the comments, maybe

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

edogawa rando posted:

Danhausen seems far more ubiquitous and apparently has some level of mainstream appeal. It's a lot more than can be said of a fat lad that was severely undervalued in the WWE, a fuckwit who can't understand computers apparently, some lad, whom according to my extensive research of googling him, seems to have "I found something slimy and moving around in my jocks" as his default expression when a camera is near him, and some guy who doesn't even apparently warrant a wikipedia entry.

Chris Hero and Davey Richards are admittedly nostalgic choices. With Kingston, Chuckie T, Sydal, OC and Jack Evans signed, I just want both Hero and Richards on National Television wrestling, even if it would be for a brief period of time. Deppen and Gray are good though I guess that depends on your preferences in wrestling. Wikipedia isn't everything so here are some youtube links. Look at them or don't.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tony+deppen
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=aj+gray

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

MotU posted:

too bad none of them can market themselves since thats important in wrestling

yeah too bad(??)

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

He's a rejected Conan O'Brien character

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

minoru suzuki wrestled a mummy robot so don't tell me you're too good for gimmicky pageantry in your wrestling

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

the comments, maybe



The comments are all either horny or complaining they've seen the match before with no inbetween



Apparemtly Chris Dickinson and Lio Rush were there

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


edogawa rando posted:

Is Danhausen one of the biggest talents not signed to either of the big two of WWE or AEW?

Trisha Adora

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

yea ok posted:

it brings me no pleasure to report that shooter is a very bad wrestler now

What happened to my boy shooter

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Gumball Gumption posted:

He's a rejected Conan O'Brien character

He’s very specifically Conan approved.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Dangerous Person posted:

What happened to my boy shooter

Got DM'd by Velveteen

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/RandyOrton/status/1436132468718030850

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Yes, because there are gaps between vertebrae.

Yeah yeah, trap sprung.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

yea ok posted:

danhausen loving stinks, theres probably 200 guys working random ohio indies better than him

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



How the gently caress is MJF such a perfect heel shitbird at his age?

https://twitter.com/The_MJF/status/1436057483269787650

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



https://twitter.com/CCWrestling573/status/1436160810049486852

:3:

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
danhausens fine, aew has dr luther, nakazawa, brandon cutler, and rebel not reba. they know how to use dorks that are about character work and not in ring work. chaos project vs warhausen

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

How the gently caress is MJF such a perfect heel shitbird at his age?

https://twitter.com/The_MJF/status/1436057483269787650

Eventually in his career MJF will have to turn face. And he is just so good at being an arsehole, I truly dont know if he will be able to pull it off.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

BrigadierSensible posted:

Eventually in his career MJF will have to turn face.

I've read these words several times now and each one makes sense in isolation, but when I try to put them together into a sentence my brain just completely blanks out.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

MJF was already a face in AEW

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Hell, I agree.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
When you call the fans smelly nerds for the third time you automatically turn face because at that point it's probably true and you just report the facts.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

DLC Inc posted:

cant help but think Cage could maybe just talk about it with Tony instead of tweeting lol. by all means it seems the backstage attitude is pretty relaxed but then again this seems weird to say + Lance was one of the only men in AEW to beat their uber-protected worker Jon Moxley

Brian Cage is going to be the first AEW wrestler to defect to WWE and be immediately fed to Omos in a 10-second squash match.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
I think him and Tony can talk it out and Brian Cage can be happy in AEW and maybe get a match against Christian Cage in a Cage and they can bill it as a triple cage match.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Brian treating his real-life disgruntlement with AEW like how he treated his kayfabe disgruntlement with Team Taz.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Marko on his way to becoming a Gedo

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

trade bryan cage for cesaro straight up

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Cavauro posted:

trade bryan cage for cesaro straight up

this plan rules ngl

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Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



No way any AEW wrestler going to WWE isn't going to get punished a week after they signed

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