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DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Serf posted:

well it's here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ix7TUGVYIo

i mean why not. what's the worst that can happen

The worst that could happen is just explain the whole trilogy to Neo for the first half hour of the movie like most new movie sequels do. Ghostbusters: Afterlife is doing it. The faster they snap Neo out of his amnesia or focus more on what happened between 3 and 4, the better.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/LukesBeard/status/1436013269823725570?s=20

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


incredible

https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1436044456600358913

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug


https://twitter.com/catatonicyouths/status/1435685310533414916?s=20

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

mastershakeman posted:

why would harley being eligible to vote matter at all to her actually voting

There are just some lines that Girl Crime-Clown won't cross, and voter fraud is one of them :911:

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
harley bonking osama bin laden on the head with lil puddin while crying in the twin towers rubble

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Laterite posted:

harley boinking osama bin laden with lil puddin watching from the twin towers rubble

Ftfy

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Dutch rap.

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

Ghost Leviathan posted:

As said, both are criminals. And there's explicitly a scene where Harley goes over the reasons Black Mask would want to kill her just on principle and that she voted for Bernie Sanders is one of them

And Black Mask is a somewhat Bateman-esque wealthy corporate freakjob, despite being coded as extremely misogynistic I find the idea of him being a hardcore #StillWithHer both plausible and hilarious

But are we supposed to dislike Harley for supporting the liberal Sanders?

Aglet56
Sep 1, 2011
I'm sorry, but speculating on whether or not Harley Quinn and black mask voted in the democratic primary is some serious eating out of the trash can of ideology

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

Serf posted:

well it's here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ix7TUGVYIo

i mean why not. what's the worst that can happen

i dont understand how the insane yellow face movie didnt end their careers lol

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

i dont understand how the insane yellow face movie didnt end their careers lol

aaaaaaaaah

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
its so loving bad! they could have just given hugo weaving a korean name, it was like the year 2700 and half of everyone is robots, so i dont think anybody would care? or just hired a korean actor that looked like him?

literally ANYTHING but this fu manchu poo poo

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
I really enjoyed Cloud Atlas but lol it is impossible to recommend to anyone I know

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Watched Cloud Atlas with a friend and they were disturbed that I laughed my rear end off at the reveal of what "Soap" was made of.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

rewatched the matrix reloaded just now and that movie owns imo

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Stairmaster posted:

rewatched the matrix reloaded just now and that movie owns imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xnpeOYx048

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

Stairmaster posted:

rewatched the matrix reloaded just now and that movie owns imo

is that the one where the guy makes the lady cum with a slice of cake

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


also indigenous tom hanks' imaginary friend is voodoo hugo weaving

BoosterDuck
Mar 2, 2019
https://twitter.com/bobservo/status/1436060449749946383?s=20

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

the Star Wars prequels became retroactively good relative to the Disney ones

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Revolutions is bad, but Reloaded is fun. Not as good as the original or Animatrix though.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Reloaded confirms that werewolves and aliens exist in the Matrix, but doesn’t deliver. Bullshit!

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Bro Dad posted:

also indigenous tom hanks' imaginary friend is voodoo hugo weaving

hugh grant is a cannibal chief. movie owns.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010





LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

The Matrix sequels spend so much time spinning their wheels and then not really going anywhere.

The weak attempts to tie in the video game cast are funny, especially if you've played it.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010


whoa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKB3hhezP2g

Man Musk has issued a correction as of 04:14 on Sep 10, 2021

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

watching the trilogy as an adult i liked revolutions way more than reloaded bc the reloaded fights all feel like the newgrounds stick figure ripoffs of the first movie

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

i think theyre mostly bad bc they didnt sustain the extremely broad philosophical allegory of the first movie

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

when u think about it free guy is basically the matrix except with frequent cutaways to the robots talking about boring robot stuff no one cares about

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

the animatrix is the only good matrix movie

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Animatrix is mostly more lame world-building. People just like to say it's good because "I know what that is".

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Black Mask was part of the Clinton Crime Family. He has a lot of ties to Arkansas state troopers.

Laterite posted:

harley bonking osama bin laden fidel on the head with lil puddin while crying in the twin towers rubble bay of pigs

this scene was in The Suicide Squad

Serf
May 5, 2011



they were both always good, despite what whiny nerds will say

CPFortest
Jun 2, 2009

Did you not pour me out like milk, and curdle me like cheese?
Both the star wars prequels and the matrix sequels are really weird and off kilter. After the past 10 years of marvel remaking iron man 1 but with different characters, weirdness is much more appreciated now.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Farm Frenzy posted:

i think theyre mostly bad bc they didnt sustain the extremely broad philosophical allegory of the first movie

yeah. they went from gnostic mysticism to second century Christianity because they didn’t understand the material they ripped off for the first movie

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

CPFortest posted:

Both the star wars prequels and the matrix sequels are really weird and off kilter. After the past 10 years of marvel remaking iron man 1 but with different characters, weirdness is much more appreciated now.

yeah I’m way more interested in swinging strikes that are so overly ambitious they tear the batter’s ACL

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Serf posted:

they were both always good, despite what whiny nerds will say

Nope, they are, were, and always will be bad

I know this is my genuine opinion and not received conventional wisdom because I saw them all in theaters and have distinct memories of going “what the hell was that?” at the end before talking to anyone else

E:

indigi posted:

yeah I’m way more interested in swinging strikes that are so overly ambitious they tear the batter’s ACL

That kind of describes the Matrix sequels but not the prequels (which are wildly overambitious in the same way Civil War was a 70’s spy thriller)

And I rarely believe people making that defense because for some reason they want to talk about Star Wars far, far, far more often than films like Southland Tales

LGD has issued a correction as of 05:31 on Sep 10, 2021

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double negative
Jul 7, 2003


https://twitter.com/papapishu/status/1435292146127577097?s=21

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