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 This some Final Destination poo poo https://www.bellinghamherald.com/news/nation-world/world/article254107763.html
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This was basically a Jeff Foxworthy bit from the very early '90s. He talked about how when his wife was pregnant, the doctor told them not to have sex after her water broke, to which he replied "Is that a real problem?" or something similar.
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Cartoon Man posted:
Reminds me of one of the Six Feet Under cold opens where a guy leans out to pick up a newspaper, falls out of his car and it rolls over his head.
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Sep 10, 2021 15:14
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drat, must have been the Sunday edition.
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Sep 10, 2021 15:51
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What if I slather my penis in horse de-wormer first?
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Knormal posted:What if I slather my penis in horse de-wormer first? Veterinary hospitals advised against sex with patients even before Covid.
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Sep 10, 2021 19:27
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Knormal posted:What if I slather my penis in horse de-wormer first? “I’ve often said there’s nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.” —Mike Pence
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Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton Denies Setting Zebras Free In D.C. Suburbs
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The rainbow actually looks good on that but the burnt yellow back really doesn't.
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Sep 11, 2021 15:36
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car big, carry lotsa gay from point A to B.
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Sep 11, 2021 16:08
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Carries 9 Gay Passengers (4 On Each Other's Laps) and 3/4 Ton Of Gayness In The Rear
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the clown car conversion could probably transport enough merriment and blowjobs to turn Texas democrat!
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I'm clearly not an artist but my first thought was, "Sheesh did they just drive through a gay pride parade or field of unicorns or what?". Something about it being on the hood like that.
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It's not like pride is stored in the truck nuts.
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That's offensive. When you do that you make the background color RED or PURPLE so that the end of the flag goes into it nice. And yellow? poo poo, that's like one of the least gay colors.
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:I'm clearly not an artist but my first thought was, "Sheesh did they just drive through a gay pride parade or field of unicorns or what?". Something about it being on the hood like that. Lobok posted:It's not like pride is stored in the truck nuts. Hood Cornz™
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Mescal posted:That's offensive. When you do that you make the background color RED or PURPLE so that the end of the flag goes into it nice. And yellow? poo poo, that's like one of the least gay colors. It's hard to tell in the picture, but it almost looks like it could be a glittery gold, not merely yellow.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The rainbow actually looks good on that but the burnt yellow back really doesn't. It's glitter gold.
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At some point if you want to make a gay truck just make a gay truck, don't frame it as a response to -xxxSephiroth420- from the comment section
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Ah yes, Indian food. Well known for lacking in spices and variety
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Gene Weingarten’s grumpy old white dude shtick can be funny at times, but this isn’t one of those times 
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freeedr posted:Ah yes, Indian food. Well known for lacking in spices and variety Indians are always going to other countries but only eating at fast food chains from home and insisting people speak english
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Improbable Lobster posted:Indians are always going to other countries but only eating at fast food chains from home and insisting people speak english, Hindi, Bengali, Marathi, Telugu, Tamil, Gujarati, Urdu, Kannada, Odia, Malayalam, Punjabi, Assamese, Maithili, Santali, Kashmiri, Nepali, Sindhi, Dogri, Konkani, Manipuri, Bodo, or Sanskrit (edited to add English back in, apparently that's officially recognized as well)
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I don't think we have a thread for bad ads, so I guess this is closest. I was very disturbed by the implications of this ad pairing. https://i.imgur.com/iVF6RQE.png
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Knormal posted:I don't think we have a thread for bad ads, so I guess this is closest. I was very disturbed by the implications of this ad pairing. Sorry bud if those were targeted ads.
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Sep 13, 2021 03:53
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Reminds me of the weird spam I get from time to time I am looking for that special someone to raise this ill-gotten pile of cash with
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Phlegmish posted:Reminds me of the weird spam I get from time to time Heck yeah, a gender undefined us marine to cuddle with on a pile of cryptocurrency and whisper sweat banknotes in their ears!
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I have invested a fortune into ford mustangs
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Man stuck on elevator 24 years. https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/uttar-pradesh-skeleton-found-hospital-lift-opened-after-24-years-1849723-2021-09-06
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No sleep tonight here, how about you? E:and I happened to watch an old lady getting hit by a cab earlier. Could the end of the world please slow down somewhat? By popular demand has a new favorite as of 15:39 on Sep 13, 2021 |
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By popular demand posted:No sleep tonight here, how about you? If it makes you feel any better he was really only trapped for a few days at max.
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The Gary Busey Story
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Note to self: if I catch something terminal, sneak into an out of order elevator and take a bunch of sleeping pills
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