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skewetoo posted:Walks through the thread's smouldering ruins of the madjackal saga. Looks around surveying the destruction. https://i.imgur.com/eOEztzZ.gifv
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FizFashizzle posted:every surgeon goes through med school, then basic residency, then whatever specialty because lmao general surgery is dying as a profession I dunno general surgeons seem to do all the low skill stuff the specialty surgeons don't want to bother doing like lap chole and wound debridement.
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empty whippet box posted:why and what's that mean diabetic patients, especially poorly controlled, do not heal very well. it's a problem of circulation and other things; it's why toes always get cut off. the kind of person that's going to allow their dick to get infected is the kind of person who is also not taking care of their diabetes if an infection becomes bad enough, whelp. snip snip you can also google search  fournier's gangrene if you really want to see some poo poo.
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Steve Yun posted:hey so it turns out 88% of nurses are vaccinated or plan to get vaccinated Of course they were, that’s why all the medical freedom rallies we’ve seen are mostly old folks, hella fat dudes who clearly aren’t nurses, and children. They can make a big enough stink to get on the news, but they rarely to never have a bunch of real nurses lining up to say what nurses actually think here
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Asproigerosis posted:I dunno general surgeons seem to do all the low skill stuff the specialty surgeons don't want to bother doing like lap chole and wound debridement. yeah that's what i mean. all the new grads are trying to get into ortho or whatever all that's left are the late sixties burnouts who are bitter about their compensation rates. love watching guys who graduated med school in the 70s struggle to do a scope because they didn't grow up with video games
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FizFashizzle posted:none at all. these racks are incredible. as long as you have a flat ground of course Got the same ones, worked really well for the past year
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FizFashizzle posted:diabetic patients, especially poorly controlled, do not heal very well. it's a problem of circulation and other things; it's why toes always get cut off. the kind of person that's going to allow their dick to get infected is the kind of person who is also not taking care of their diabetes must not happen to any americans. we have the best health care system in the world!
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Doomtalker posted:Quack png
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Floor is lava posted:going to be my our first year for my office to be in town right next to where they are hosting a chainsaw event ngl chainsaw juggling in a beer garden sounds like a fascinating trainwreck
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Zeroisanumber posted:ngl chainsaw juggling in a beer garden sounds like a fascinating trainwreck the lack of hospital beds adds to the excitement
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Iron Crowned posted:Here's my doctorin' credentials this is the best fridge yet + that's some quality doctors penmanship so ur my family doctor now edit: why are u using garlic powder for taco tuesday when u have a cast iron garlic decombobulator on top of ur fridge blatman fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Sep 10, 2021 |
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FizFashizzle posted:yeah that's what i mean. all the new grads are trying to get into ortho or whatever Lol our hospital only has 2 GI doctors uh certified? Credentialed? to do ERCPs. I honestly thought any ol GI would be capable of wiggling an endo and probing a bile duct. Anyway, they only do banking hours, so I'm often doing MRCPs despite the ductal stone already being identified on sono/ct and they need therapeutic ERCP not another $20,000 imaging test to say yep still a gallstone in the duct. Then we transfer them to Philly to get the ERCP. The concept of transferring a patient to another state because your GIs don't wanna come in on weekends is loving wild to me.
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Iron Crowned posted:Here's my doctorin' credentials penmanship looks like poo poo. 10/10, most definitely a doctor. 
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My PCR test was negative. Was kind of hoping I was blessed by nurse and was secretly an asymptomatic super spreader. Still makes me think about those two days I had that minor chest heaviness that felt like when I had pneumonia.
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Doomtalker posted:Quack png
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blatman posted:this is the best fridge yet + that's some quality doctors penmanship so ur my family doctor now I only received the garlic roaster like two weeks ago!
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Iron Crowned posted:Here's my doctorin' credentials I agree with your stance on tacos.
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blatman posted:why are u using garlic powder for taco tuesday when u have a cast iron garlic decombobulator on top of ur fridge get his rear end
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Asproigerosis posted:My PCR test was negative. Was kind of hoping I was blessed by nurse and was secretly an asymptomatic super spreader. Still makes me think about those two days I had that minor chest heaviness that felt like when I had pneumonia. Did your hospital offer you the test? I'm still boggled at how expensive the take home test was that I got at cvs. Moving testing focus to that type just seems like why even bother, it's just going through the motions like taking off your belt at the airport. No one is gonna do it right especially people who don't want to be quarantined
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Asproigerosis posted:My PCR test was negative. Was kind of hoping I was blessed by nurse and was secretly an asymptomatic super spreader. Still makes me think about those two days I had that minor chest heaviness that felt like when I had pneumonia. Don't worry, there's probably something else horrifically wrong with your body. Cheer up!
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FizFashizzle posted:a thousand dollar certificate that you have to get to coach crossfit ahahhahahahahaha it costs $50 to tattoo in Denver you even get a picture ID
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Asproigerosis posted:Lol our hospital only has 2 GI doctors uh certified? Credentialed? to do ERCPs. I honestly thought any ol GI would be capable of wiggling an endo and probing a bile duct. Anyway, they only do banking hours, so I'm often doing MRCPs despite the ductal stone already being identified on sono/ct and they need therapeutic ERCP not another $20,000 imaging test to say yep still a gallstone in the duct. Then we transfer them to Philly to get the ERCP. The concept of transferring a patient to another state because your GIs don't wanna come in on weekends is loving wild to me. My uncle had gallstones. He used it as an excuse to restart his opioid addiction. Last I saw him he was really strung-out.
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I'm a doctor of medical mumbo jumbo and i recommend all of you eat a big honkin doodoo just snarf the hell out of a big ol log
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Zeroisanumber posted:My uncle had gallstones. He used it as an excuse to restart his opioid addiction. Last I saw him he was really strung-out. drat. sorry.  that’s rough
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Dolphin posted:I'm a doctor of medical mumbo jumbo and i recommend all of you eat a big honkin doodoo how many mgs of corn kernels should this doodoo have?
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Good morning fellow medical professionals shall we begin to warm up the doctoring machine and build some health units for all of our boo boo sectors?
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durrneez posted:how many mgs of corn kernels should this doodoo have? None. Chew better.
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personally, I keep all my posting credentials inside the fridge
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I'm vice president of the American Doctor Society
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Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:Today 
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mastershakeman posted:surgeons are just butchers Scalpel Jocks is a phrase commonly used for surgeons
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mastershakeman posted:Did your hospital offer you the test? I'm still boggled at how expensive the take home test was that I got at cvs. Moving testing focus to that type just seems like why even bother, it's just going through the motions like taking off your belt at the airport. No one is gonna do it right especially people who don't want to be quarantined Yeah I was actually told to go to occupational health to get the test because half the department went out with covid all at once. Seemed kinda pointless since I was never symptomatic and we can work with active covid now anyway. I did knee jerk buy the binax kit two days after I found out I worked on a maskless patient that test positive and I only had my surgical mask on + the heavy lung feeling. First one was negative and I did the second 2 days later at the peak of the minor crummy lung feeling figuring if this ain't hot then I don't have it and it was also negative and the lung thing went away.
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 I'm a doctor of doctoring, but my huge Doctor degree was covering up my sweet UNL Vesuvan Doppleganger so I had to use it as firewood during the great wood shortage of 2018
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durrneez posted:drat. sorry. Eh. He's kind of a dick.
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MadJackal posted:
Ah yes, Family Medicine, the crayon eaters of the MD world. Tracks that you'd have it on your fridge like getting a gold star for elementary school attendance. Somehow, I'm not surprised. Did you pass Step 2 on your first try?
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I like MRI techs, they don't care how terrified you are, they just want you to stop *loving* moving
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