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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haifisch posted:

MJ's done now that she got what she wanted: Shirtless Peter.

The woman liked it and so she put a ring on it :hai:

Push El Burrito posted:

His corpse is in a spaceship.

Holy poo poo :vince:

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender



Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




loving Internet! :argh:













And that's the end of Taggart and, presumably, Raskin.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





This has been a dumb and gross arc.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
That conclusion has nothing to do with what preceded it?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'd better get out of town or else spiderman will frame me for more crimes!

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
But he isn’t scared of the police, who would enforce it.

So all that is pointless

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


Week? I would have guessed like three days. Also they really did just drop Teri as a character from the story after we find out her background huh? I don't think anyone has even mentioned her name for almost a month and a half.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Peter Parker's conspicuous lack of nipples.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Ikasuhito posted:

Week? I would have guessed like three days.

The most terrifying thing about Newspaper Spider-Man is the occasional implication that the stories are somehow taking place in real time.

Case in point: the Iron Fist story starts with Peter saying "it's May, I can't pass my spider suit off as a Halloween costume" and ends with a week's worth of jokes about how it's "a few days early for Halloween" before he says "let's take off our masks, since it's Halloween today".

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
What a disgusting arc, but there were good times here and there, and I like the idea of "we got nothing, let's just run for a week to fill in time"



this one looks like an internet ad

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

MorningMoon posted:

What a disgusting arc, but there were good times here and there, and I like the idea of "we got nothing, let's just run for a week to fill in time"



this one looks like an internet ad

Wait, Q?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Unkempt posted:

Wait, Q?

Peter Q. Anon-Parker, yes.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So.... Teri and her brother.... just nothing? :dawkins101:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
taggart wasn't even the person her brother owed money to so him leaving solves nothing.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy
















Can't talk now I'm busy looking for Spider-Man vs The Mummy.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Johnny Walker posted:















Can't talk now I'm busy looking for Spider-Man vs The Mummy.

I'm just imagining reading the comic in newspapers like this, just day after day of Peter and MJ namedropping villains.

While you're looking for the Mummy, find the vampire one too :allears:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
poo poo, they all sound good. mentioning a bunch of much better stories after the worst story is a decent ploy.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




What the hell is going on with DareDevil's costume?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Johnny Walker posted:















Can't talk now I'm busy looking for Spider-Man vs The Mummy.

Almost every one of those flashback panels show him getting dunked on, which is very on-brand for NSM I guess.

Stahlgeist
Nov 19, 2009

Maybe I've lost track of the million or so Goblins running around, but that looks more like the Green Goblin than the Hobgoblin.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the writer said hobgoblin, the artist drew green goblin, and the inker went for chartreuse goblin.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Alhazred posted:

What the hell is going on with DareDevil's costume?

He's blind, OP.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

"Peter neither one of those happened, you fell asleep during a Halloween movie marathon."

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy
















Web of Spider-Man!

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade



Stop flapping your jaws Robbie we got lots of poop to find and light up

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
:females:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Johnny Walker posted:





Web of Spider-Man!

Peter really be there just deepthroating a banana

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh so the next storyline is MJ tracking down and beating the poo poo out of every single one of these women, right?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
last time was old man learns that sexual harassment exists, but is shaky on the details. now the internet gets the same treatment.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender



gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
my mightiest foes- the unstoppable mass of power and rage, the dictator with an unmatched mastery of science and sorcery, and the local crimelord with the power of a pretty strong guy.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy
















Everyone loves Spider-Man—except those who don't.





Back to one a day tomorrow.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Yeah, that's one of the more obivous traps I've seen. Which means that he will walk right into it.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
"Ah, mr. -Man. Thank you for coming, please have a seat in this... office chair."

"Do all your chairs have manacles?"

"Oh yes, it's very ergonomic. Do you take milk or sugar in your coffee?"

"Just a little milk, please."

"Excellent." *pours suspicious powder into coffee*

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

"Hello, Spider-Man. To take your body size for the action figure mould, I'll need you to drink this sedative."

"Okay, but you had better explain everything afterwards!"

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
We need to make the holes for the toy's joints, so just let my goons, i mean, engineers put some holes on you with our toy shotguns

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GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again
I really love "Everyone Loves Spider-Man, except those who hate and fear him!"

Also I can't remember if I've seen this one or not but I'm predicting it's going to be the old Spider-Man can't use a bank outcome.

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