- GokuGoesSSj69
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Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again
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Sure.
Personally, though, I feel like I'm much worse in the AEW thread.
Speaking of, everyone raves about C M Pencil but have people considered Chieos Project?
I was mostly joking, I love your energy in the few pages I read. One of my favorite threads was a gold mined horse racing thread that basically consisted of a guy named something like MrTrifecta giving betting tips for several pages with no replies.
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- PotatoJudge
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Tell me about the rabbits, George
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- Tampa Bae
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Please, this is all I have
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How many joshi has Chris Brookes whispered into western success by now? He was behind Maki Itoh's twitter gimmick right?
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God the Chie Foil is the most loving Chie prop possible and also absolutely insane.
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CHOCOPRO #153: NOTHING SPECTACULAR HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE
WATCH LIVE ON YOUTUBE HERE
Time: 10am (JST) / 2am (BST) / 6pm (PDT) / 9pm (EDT)
Half an hour to go
Below is Super Fan Dogglesnake's match guide for tonight from Reddit. Found HERE
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Sawasdee Kamen VS Chon Shiryu
Hero against Dragon!
The Hero Returns! Mysterious Hero, Sawasdee Kamen, has been appearing in Ichigaya a lot more than usual as of late. The Icon of Gatoh Move (his attire is a great advertisement!) might not be known for his heroics outside the ring (or Square) but he is certainly known to deliver justice within! This acrobatic (and enigmatic) man comes and goes as he pleases, generally only talking to bully Mei. While his fighting style might remind you of someone who wears all black and has a unique hairstyle, SK will also remind you of how good he is! He'll be taking on Chon Shiryu, the Dragon of Ichigaya. Chon is preparing for another battle with his rival Masa Takanashi...and battling the Hero will be a great test of his conditioning! This Kung Fu master is as flashy as they come, but he is a lot more than just flash! SK will have to try to think on his feet: Chon Shiryu is an artist when it comes to combat. His graceful technique is marvelous! If you don't keep up with his stylish maneuvers, you'll find yourself staring at the lights fairly quickly (those that Chie hasn't destroyed yet)! Can the Dragon score a win on the road to battle Masa?
Best Bros (Mei Suruga & Baliyan Akki) VS Tokiko “Otoki” Kirihara & Masa Takanashi
CoMASAneci? Best Bros face a new challenge!
Mei Suruga believes herself to be the cutest and cockiest wrestler in the world. How can she say such things with that level of confidence? It doesn't take long to understand: Mei really is a wrestling prodigy. Now the head trainer of Gatoh Move due to Emi Sakura returning to AEW, the Apple Goblin has a level of expertise at pro-wrestling far beyond what her experience should yield. Her command of technical pins and submissions makes her a constant threat! But she is just one half of the Asia Dream Tag Champs, the Best Bros. The other half, Baliyan Akki, is the Ace of the Promotion! Considered a near perfect all-arounder, Akki has an arsenal of flashy combo strikes and an array of abilities that will get you wondering just how far he will go. Just wait until you see him perform some of his off-the-wall techniques! The Zephyr cannot be contained, he will rise over the mountains of the wrestling landscape!
Comasaneci? Six-Pack...of Beer!? Tokiko “Otoki” Kirihara and Masa Takanashi might seem like a strange pairing at first, but it makes a lot of sense. Otoki is a powerful kick-boxing and judo skilled brutal striker who has a sweet Six-Pack is absolutely full of aggression (and an occasional Comaneci joke or Showa Era dance!). This member of the Fourth Generation is actually a threat to her seniors! Masa is a Drunken Brawler and defensive fighter who utilizes a liquid counter style approach that catches his opponents off guard. His unique swaying stance and style make him very hard to predict, and even harder to combat the counters of! Masa is preparing for an upcoming match with Chon Shiryu, and will probably need to go all out to keep up with the Dragon. Between Otoki's vicious striking and Masa's flowing technical ability, the Best Bros might just have a run for their money tonight. Will this new pairing be able to bring down the champs? They definitely have a lot of tag experience between the two of them.
Yuna “Yunamon” Mizumori VS Chie Koishikawa
Tropical Energy Explosion!
Papaya! Mango! Coconut! Tropical.....YAHHO! “Tropical Fairy” Yunamon claims the Main Event once more! She more than deserves it, to be honest. Due to her Idol schedule and her appearances for other promotions including Ganbare Joshi & Actwres Girlz, Yuna hasn't been as active in ChocoPro (as a singles wrestler) as she was in the earlier seasons. While she has gotten plenty of tag battles, there is something wonderful about the Sing Song Lariat Machine when she is solo. This star in the making brings a vibrant charisma and a ridiculous mix of speed and power that will get you on your feet! Her meteoric rise even led to a draw against her senior, Makoto! There is something indescribable about her matches, the way she yells with passion, the way she calls out her Tropical Moves, the way she makes such grand entrances...Yunamon is just awesome. One of the biggest assets of Yuna Mizumori is her nearly limitless supply of endurance. (Something associated with the best in the business!) This stamina monster will keep going and going well beyond the normal level, pushing her limits far beyond imagining! What happens when you pit that Endless Endurance against Too Much Energy?
“Lightbreaker” Chie Koishikawa has been making waves with her fancy new entrance gear and her proclivity for property destruction, but this is still a major challenge for her. Yunamon & Chie seem destined to be in the same matches, much like Mei & Akki. Though Chie isn't among the 'Top Three” like Akki, Mei, & Yuna, she is getting fairly close! Akki once described her as potentially the “ace” of the Fourth Generation. This charismatic & cheerful striker (watch for those backhanded knuckle chops) will have you confused and amazed in short order. How does she have so much energy? Why is she so unique at everything she does? What is the end goal of that deadly Stretch Muffler variant? Chie is one of the biggest characters in a roster of great characters...with possibly only Yunamon above her. This Tropical Test will be a good measure of Chie's progress. Power vs Agility is always a fun bout! How will they have changed since their last? Tagging together leads to spicier singles later on, so this should be wild! This match is sure to boast a lot of action, and a LOT of noise complaints! Two of the very best (and loudest) on the roster: The MVP of the 1st Season and the MVP of the 6th Season collide...who will come out on top?
Congratulations on your cover, Lulu Pencil!
Watch live on Youtube for free HERE
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The tag match today is going to be a big test of Otoki's ability in ring and ability to stand out as a character.
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is that a legal pin??? Shouldn't the window be like using the ropes
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- fez_machine
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We're going to get an Emi finish because of that pin
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Best Bros time!!
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Another Massa tag team that's got a we're going to fight each other energy
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- fez_machine
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Akki working on his explosiveness
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- fez_machine
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That kick blew out the mic!!!
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hahaha Otoki decided to become a chocobar
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by Fluffdaddy
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Tokiko is sponsoring the show now?
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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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KONICHIWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Wow I love it
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This is already so much better than their ganpro match. Which I guess they wanted to run back in a safer environment
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Mei's doing more ref gets involved in a Chie match spots
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- fez_machine
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Perfect counter to the chop!
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Chie unlocking some powers here
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ooh that rolling in to the knees spot mwah loved it
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Emi's gone so somebody had to sell their back in her place
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ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
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is that a legal pin??? Shouldn't the window be like using the ropes
Perfectly legal.
https://twitter.com/choounsinpekin/status/1436931930608472074
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CHOCOPRO #154: MASA'S 18th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL. FEATURING A China New Beijing Style Complete Settlement Rules No Time Limit MATCH
WATCH LIVE ON YOUTUBE
Time: 7:30pm (JST) /11:30pm (BST) / 3:30am (PDT) / 6:30am (EDT)
Below is Super Fan Dogglesnake's match guide for tonight from Reddit. Found HERE
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A Den of Goblins! Warm vs Tropical!
Warm Caterpillars (Mei Suruga & Chie Koishikawa) VS TropiCalamari (Yuna Mizumori & Chris Brookes)
The Warm Caterpillars (Mei Suruga & Chie Koishikawa) are back (the name comes from one of Mei's many alternate characters, Caterpillar-chan. It is her state of being wrapped in a blanket, not wanting to leave bed!)! These two menaces are often running amok together outside of ChocoPro...and occasionally do their own frantic “Kawaii” streams together that involve cooking, fun outfits, and fire hazards! A pair of energetic, loud, talented goblins (“Apple Genius” Mei and “Too Much Energy” Chie) the Warm have proven themselves to have a surprising level of coordination! (Even when one of them is the referee...) While this team was formed out of necessity (due to Akki's injury at the time) they ended up being one of the most popular combinations in the series thus far. Forming unique strategies and employing a barrage of strikes and submissions (including a team bow and arrow!) they are sure to fire up the audience. She might be getting popular for her entrance theme singing ability, but Mei is a pin specialist with a mean streak (meaning she isn't afraid to break your bones in those brutal submissions!)...while her partner is a speedy striker (known for her cheery greetings) with more stamina than a marathon runner. Did I mention Chie has a violent dark side that comes out occasionally? I suppose Mei is always in that dark side... While these two might have bent the rules a little to give Yunamon hell recently, they face a far greater foe this time. Let's get WARM!
TropiCalamari (Yuna Mizumori & Chris Brookes) together again, at last! It has been an incredibly long time since we saw this pairing (if you don't count the Trios match during the Pencil War Saga)...not since they lost their Asia Dream Tag Championship shot on Episode 85! That match was in ring (and very good) by the way! As is often the case in ChocoPro, opposites attract. Something magical happens when you combine the explosive joy (and power) of Tropical Fairy Yunamon with the gloomy cruelty (and technical ability) of Chris Brookes. Yuna brings with her a nearly endless endurance and an arsenal of heavy hitting attacks that make the most of her immense speed & power. Once the Tropical Yahho starts rolling, you can't stop it! This Sing Song Lariat Machine will pair well with the Tsundere Submission Specialist (as always). Brookes might be known for his villainy in the Chocolate Square, but Masa's CDK (Calamari Drunken Kings) tag partner is quite fond of Yuna! His long reach and deep selection of submissions and reversals make him one of the most dangerous foes in Ichigaya. Chris is far more than just submissions, mind you. He is a threat in every category imaginable! Watch out for that Praying Mantis Bomb! Are we seeing a new resurgence of TropiCalamari? Can this odd couple bring down the Goblin Combo?
China New Beijing Style Complete Settlement Rules No Time Limit
Masa Takanashi VS Chon Shiryu
The rules of this interestingly named Main Event bout are as follows: “Free to use all places, things, people, and situations, and pinfall anywhere! No Time Limit.” If you're new to ChocoPro, expect these to be embraced to their fullest. We had pinfall attempts on the wall during a falls count anywhere match, for example!
Eighteen Years is a long time, Masa Takanashi! It has been wonderful to have the President of Gatoh Move back in the mix. Whether teaming with Chris Brookes in CDK, testing the rookies in intense bouts, or just showing off his comedy chops...Masa rules. Often referred to as the “Drunken Monkey”, this wild brawler with a unique style (and a deep appetite for alcohol!) originally trained under Ultimo Dragon...but spent most of his learning experience at the dojo of DDT. Masa is a swaying, smooth as butter Counter Style fighter. If you've never experienced a defensive technician, buckle up! He'll damage your limbs, your nose, and probably your ego! While his movements might seem drunken, Masa tends to make his foes feel like they're the ones that are hung over. He is the main Pillar of Gatoh Move (The right hand of Emi Sakura) and has had a storied career through those 18 years...and for a portion of that career he has battled Chon Shiryu in a yearly tradition. However, their latest bout was inconclusive and the fans need closure! Can he bring down another one of the Pillars...his eternal rival...on his anniversary? If you want to learn more about Masa, check out his ChocoTalk with Akki, as well as his other appearances on the channel!
Chon Shiryu is the Dragon of Ichigaya. He brings with him an unpredictability and intensity that few possess. When he isn't showing off his in ring (and in square) IQ (by pulling off window assisted jackknife pins!), his lighter-than-air movements and brutal alternative strikes are a positively flashy affair. Chon's Kung Fu inspired move set makes all of his matches must watch, because it is nothing like you've seen before. He somehow makes every match look like a fight scene from a Jackie Chan movie (his idol!) with his expertise in motion and punishment. Chon is one of the Pillars of Gatoh Move, and his battles with Masa over the years are a staple of the promotion. ChocoPro will be no different, now that Masa is back! While Chon has spent a portion of his ChocoPro career training Sayuri in the ways of the Dragon Ninja, this time he will need to prove himself to her by taking down his old foe. This fight is sure to be technical, eye catching, and most likely hilarious at times. Let's enjoy the yearly tradition once again!
Cheers, Masa!
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Ahh the main event is that every spot has to be Jackie Chan inspired in addition to the other stips
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Holy poo poo, ChocoPro will be simulcasting the actual in-ring real deal with an audience Masa return show.
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It's Devil Joker and he's taping the Akki and refs mouths shut!
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The bell has rung! we're getting a DDT invasion angle!
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This is horror movie footage
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Devil Joker is throwing up in the alley!!
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- fez_machine
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NOT IN TO THE FAN!!!
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he put Devil Joker's fist into the AC duct fan!
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