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Mister Bates posted:the funniest part of this was all the staffers having to come in and help them up afterwards because they're too decrepit to stand up on their own The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
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Gobblecoque posted:The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. if the tortoise was a dnc staffer id kick it down a sand dune
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Diane Feinstein having her feelings hurt that her staffers think she’s too old to do her job, in between rounds of them reminding her what day it is and what room she is in
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Mr. Lobe posted:
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Mr. Lobe posted:lmao remember how killary stumbled out of her shoe on 9/11 5 years ago and some of her psychotic fans all insisted it was because it was such a hot day the shoe being a thing despite it being a daily mail invention just like people making GBS threads on cop cars during occupy wall street both of which are hilarious and should continue to be things
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The NYPD posting about "actively monitoring the situation" any time there's a mass murder event halfway around the world
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the nypd getting kicked out of nigeria because they showed up at a mass shooting at a mall there to "help" "investigate"
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Gobblecoque posted:The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. back in 2003 a newspaper gave everyone running for mayor of san francisco the voight-kampff test, including gavin newsom. quote:The Wave: Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Now, answer as quickly as you can.
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when Mitt Romney took to the stage to revel in his good fortune to have the opportunity to make political hay out of my friend's death, gravely intoning how he would deal with terrorists to score points with Fox News before Vilerat's body was even cold. wait that doesn't make me lol at all
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Sep 12, 2021 02:47
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Paul Bremer is now teaching ski lessons.
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Mr. Lobe posted:oh, honey, I wish I was that funny loving Ianucci wishes he was that funny so don't feel too bad
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Mr. Lobe posted:lmao remember how killary stumbled out of her shoe on 9/11 5 years ago and some of her psychotic fans all insisted it was because it was such a hot day 
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Milo and POTUS posted:*tugging collar* Snopes analysis revealed the following items: 
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hillary clinton drinks hot sauce edit : where can I get whatever a "diazepam pen" is it sounds rad
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Shrecknet posted:when Mitt Romney took to the stage to revel in his good fortune to have the opportunity to make political hay out of my friend's death, gravely intoning how he would deal with terrorists to score points with Fox News before Vilerat's body was even cold. Laughable Mormon boy
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tinstaach posted:The NYPD posting about "actively monitoring the situation" any time there's a mass murder event halfway around the world I think I've mentioned it here before, but the NYPD are the most utterly useless cops I've ever had to talk to. A friend in NYC posted "911" in a group chat after (it turned out) her abusive now-ex had hit her and her <1year old child. After an hour or two trying to find any emergency services in NYC who would answer the phone, they checked with the abusive partner that everything was OK and told him that I had called out of concern. They called me back to confirm this with me. Oh, and I was the 4th or 5th person to call the women who called before asking me to try in the hope that they would listen to a man were brushed off and dismissed.
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GWBBQ posted:I think I've mentioned it here before, but the NYPD are the most utterly useless cops I've ever had to talk to. A friend in NYC posted "911" in a group chat after (it turned out) her abusive now-ex had hit her and her <1year old child. After an hour or two trying to find any emergency services in NYC who would answer the phone, they checked with the abusive partner that everything was OK and told him that I had called out of concern. They called me back to confirm this with me. Am I the only one who has a really hard time parsing what happened here  e: I mean I'm really stupid so that may indeed be the case.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Am I the only one who has a really hard time parsing what happened here A woman tried to get the NYPD to come to her place via intermediary friends because her (now ex) boyfriend had physically abused both her and her child. When those friends finally did manage to get in touch with the NYPD, all the NYPD did was call the house and ask the man who was abusing them if stuff was fine and let them know someone had called out of concern of abuse in the house. I'm sure you can realize why this is less than stellar.
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Kitfox88 posted:A woman tried to get the NYPD to come to her place via intermediary friends because her (now ex) boyfriend had physically abused both her and her child. When those friends finally did manage to get in touch with the NYPD, all the NYPD did was call the house and ask the man who was abusing them if stuff was fine and let them know someone had called out of concern of abuse in the house. I'm sure you can realize why this is less than stellar. Ah, OK. Not saying NYC cops aren't really bad but that sounds like the filth anywhere.
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blue lives matter is some funny poo poo I suddenly remember but I still see those flags on bumpers every day so I suddenly remember that funny poo poo a lot
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https://twitter.com/newyorkyearzero/status/1304641124615819266?s=21 The NYPD also sexually assaulted so many teens in their custody that NYS had to make a law saying you couldn’t gently caress people who called 911 while on the clock and a bunch of cops threatened to quit over it. This was in 2013, I was working with homeless youth in Philly at the time and was doing research on those kinds of laws. NYPD are SS style hosed up thugs and I hope they all get COVID and die from Hog-Rot.
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Private Cumshoe posted:blue lives matter is some funny poo poo I suddenly remember Some pig got gunned down here in Sacramento a few years ago and there were whole-rear end Blue Lives Matter rallies for loving miles in every direction even well outside the city
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Bust Rodd posted:https://twitter.com/newyorkyearzero/status/1304641124615819266?s=21 Oh no the NYPD didn't show up to shoot people on 9/11.
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https://twitter.com/justinboldaji/status/1436736427660742662?s=21 he drew this as a joke and had it retweeted at him by anti-Vaxx Facebook accounts within 6 hours lmao
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that video the NYPD union put out of a kid walking up to a man with a clip board and lightly hitting him with a stick, causing the fat guy to fall over in pain. then the kid stands there awkwardly looking at the camera for a moment before slowly backing up and turning to lightly jog away as two cops also lightly jog after him, but much slower. my friend linked me an arrest record supposedly linked to this incident as evidence it was real and not staged. I am too stupid to know how to follow up on that now but am a little curious if they eventually just dropped charges on this brutal assailant, or maybe he had been picked up for something worse and the cops made him star in their video? idk
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Bust Rodd posted:The NYPD also sexually assaulted so many teens in their custody that NYS had to make a law saying you couldn’t gently caress people who called 911 while on the clock and a bunch of cops threatened to quit over it. This was in 2013, I was working with homeless youth in Philly at the time and was doing research on those kinds of laws. NYPD are SS style hosed up thugs and I hope they all get COVID and die from Hog-Rot. Jesus loving christ.
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MonsieurChoc posted:Jesus loving christ. I honestly just tried to look up this specific case and Google is just fully loaded from results of THIS YEAR regarding a case in which a woman took her troubled teen to join the NYPD’s Explorer program, a program designed to help teens get a head start on a career in law enforcement… it ends exactly how you might think.
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Parity warning posted:i feel like this just has to be ironic, it simply can't be possible for this to be a sincere attempt at either music or messaging and be so horrifically bad on every level https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H51HuNX41Fg
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Kitfox88 posted:A woman tried to get the NYPD to come to her place via intermediary friends because her (now ex) boyfriend had physically abused both her and her child. When those friends finally did manage to get in touch with the NYPD, all the NYPD did was call the house and ask the man who was abusing them if stuff was fine and let them know someone had called out of concern of abuse in the house. I'm sure you can realize why this is less than stellar.
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The radlib response to the Trump vs Biden debate, which went beyond sighing only at Trump, but fell short of saying Biden sucks too, so they settled for the tone of "what a sad state of affairs", as if something more nebulous was poisoning the entire political process. (I did not watch the debate, and I was pretty much in "gently caress You; You Had Your loving Chance" mode reading all the tweets.)
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That first Biden/Trump debate was one of the most insane things I have ever watched live. The initial media response was more just one huge "well WTF was that" because it really surpassed expectations as to how cooked it was. I think I watched a CNN stream and the panel they cut to where just sitting in stunned silence. The best the political establishment could provide the people of the USA was 2 septegenarians shouting at each other in confusion and anger while the moderator pleaded for calm. It ruled.
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I believe Sheryl Crow's Soak up the Sun is the first top 40 hit in the US to reference communism.
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