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Uncle Wemus posted:The funniest part of the sequels is how Leia and the libs managed to gently caress up so bad the space nazis came back within like 2 decades They're the space USSR and the citizens of the galaxy prefer then to the rotten restored Republic It's only when the space Nazis successfully infiltrated and couped the space USSR that anyone bothers to fight them
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Sep 11, 2021 21:15
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This is the first step towards saying actually that character on screen is a 1000 year old dragon so their teacher romance is ok
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Sep 11, 2021 21:16
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Horizon Burning posted:TLJ doesn't seem to have been cut up much, but there's some really obvious weird stuff in it (the magical disappearing knife, for example) apparently, a significant change was that it was poe and finn who were going to go to casino world. according to rian johnson, the two characters were 'too similar' (lol) and he invented rose. tbqh, that sounds like disney got cold feet because of finn/poe shipping memes (something which boyega and isaac have talked about trying to get into the film.) but if rose was a late invention, then holdo had to be as well. which explains why the whole mutiny plot is such a boring rip off of 33. its genuinely baffling to me that they would make poe not dead because boyega and isaac had crazy good chemistry and then decide to just not have them interact at all in the second movie thus nullifying the only possible reason they could have had to let poe survive in the first place
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Sep 11, 2021 21:26
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finally someone found a way to use deaging technology for stupid rather than for evil
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Sep 11, 2021 21:28
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Horizon Burning posted:the controversy of them not making rey action figures was apparently because she didn't have a major role until everything was edited and reshot and she became the force sensitive protagonist and not finn. the rest of the stuff is whatever but I don’t buy this even a little bit. Star Wars pumps out action figures for tertiary and quaternary characters all the time, her not having a major role doesn’t preclude them from making a figure for her. they would have had to add her character whole cloth in reshoots for me to believe this, and we know they didn’t
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Sep 11, 2021 21:55
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Some Guy TT posted:its genuinely baffling to me that they would make poe not dead because boyega and isaac had crazy good chemistry and then decide to just not have them interact at all in the second movie thus nullifying the only possible reason they could have had to let poe survive in the first place yeah one of the truly braindead decisions Johnson made. they were loving electric and everyone knew it. I want Boyega and Isaac to make their own romp, maybe a two hander like Tommy Boy or White Men Can’t Jump. or if you want some action, Men in Black
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Sep 11, 2021 22:03
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flying across the galaxy to confront dan aykroyd and save their mom-and-pop starfighter parts plant
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Sep 11, 2021 22:12
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i say swears online posted:flying across the galaxy to confront dan aykroyd and save their mom-and-pop starfighter parts plant that would rule. though it’d need a really good script since neither are the comedy dynamo Farley was
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Sep 11, 2021 22:16
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yeah but thats peanuts compared to the infinity billions they were going to make in even more movies and shows and merchadising and what not. which they put a lid on because the mouse wisely noticed that people were about to hit their star wars breaking point after so much trash
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Sep 11, 2021 22:41
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i watched a couple eps of bad batch and i think i would have liked it a lot as a kid
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Sep 11, 2021 22:45
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babypolis posted:yeah but thats peanuts compared to the infinity billions they were going to make in even more movies and shows and merchadising and what not. which they put a lid on because the mouse wisely noticed that people were about to hit their star wars breaking point after so much trash for the last eighteen months there’s been ten Star Wars series in production and/or airing for Disney TV On The Internet. what happened to this lid
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Sep 11, 2021 22:46
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It overflowed its containment toilet.
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Sep 11, 2021 22:48
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indigi posted:for the last eighteen months there’s been ten Star Wars series in production and/or airing for Disney TV On The Internet. what happened to this lid they need to get their $4 billion dollar IP accumulation worth. these stock dividends arent going to pay themselves you know
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Sep 11, 2021 23:04
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pretty sure the de-aging story is fake, unfortunately. 
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Sep 11, 2021 23:29
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that’s just good direction honestly. Zack wins again
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Sep 11, 2021 23:31
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indigi posted:yeah one of the truly braindead decisions Johnson made. they were loving electric and everyone knew it. I want Boyega and Isaac to make their own romp, maybe a two hander like Tommy Boy or White Men Can’t Jump. or if you want some action, Men in Black I’m not one to defend tlj or the creative decisions behind it much but that in particular, given the things rj has said and let slip in various interviews, was very much a result of disney panicking over gay shippers boosting finn x poe on every social media platform available and demanding finn get paired with a lady instead, since apparently it was Poe who came with Finn on his adventure to casino night zone in early drafts e: lmao gently caress that’s what I get for not reading back Babysitter Super Sleuth has issued a correction as of 00:08 on Sep 12, 2021 |
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Sep 12, 2021 00:06
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josh04 posted:pretty sure the de-aging story is fake, unfortunately. superman is a terrorist
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Sep 12, 2021 00:07
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watch batman start a loving war
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Sep 12, 2021 00:09
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HootTheOwl posted:So actually nothing except the hopes you, like the character projected onto? rian johnson is never getting his trilogy, buddy. fly away troll indigi posted:the rest of the stuff is whatever but I don’t buy this even a little bit. Star Wars pumps out action figures for tertiary and quaternary characters all the time, her not having a major role doesn’t preclude them from making a figure for her. they would have had to add her character whole cloth in reshoots for me to believe this, and we know they didn’t are you sure about that? we know that the scene where the lightsaber 'calls' to rey and is a story for another time was a late reshoot (originally, the vision was shared by her and finn.) if we go back to the sledgehammer leaked synopsis, which we know is true, then finn and rey are about the same prominence and a lot of things change such as rey not pulling the lightsaber to her but finn throwing it to her.
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Sep 12, 2021 01:26
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Sep 12, 2021 01:31
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you will not believe how loving ugly these people are when we disable their fortnite skins!!! your heart will melt at the sweet sounds these disgusting freaks can make!!!
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Sep 12, 2021 01:35
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still less deranged than the masked dancer. i will never ever forget this clip i saw, where they had well known kidnapping victim Elizabeth Smart dance around in a moth costume. its so loving weird. network television is insane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0SU0Sfm3QM&t=138s
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Sep 12, 2021 01:44
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Horizon Burning posted:rian johnson is never getting his trilogy, buddy. fly away troll am I sure that the Rey character wasn’t invented and added in reshoots? yeah, I am
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Sep 12, 2021 01:46
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reminder that the establishment of the matrix was entirely democratic and consensual
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Sep 12, 2021 02:07
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indigi posted:reminder that the establishment of the matrix was entirely democratic and consensual hmmm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGwz1s1E1aw
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Sep 12, 2021 02:11
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i bet matrix humans have a longer life expectancy than the usa 2021
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Sep 12, 2021 02:11
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josh04 posted:watch batman start a loving war he did and like bush he is a neocon
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Sep 12, 2021 02:13
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i say swears online posted:i bet matrix humans have a longer life expectancy than the usa 2021 yeah because they have universal healthcare
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Sep 12, 2021 02:15
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my main question about The Matrix is why are there robots that go around shaving people and cutting their nails. there had to be robots because Neo had eyelashes when he woke up so there can’t be a chemical in the goo that stops hair growth (and similarly he had finger and toenails). why bother with all that
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Sep 12, 2021 02:19
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The machines understand that their power source requires regular maintenance and repairs Keanu spent like three decades nourished, healthy, sheltered and warm inside the big wet sack
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Sep 12, 2021 02:19
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Sep 12, 2021 02:20
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indigi posted:my main question about The Matrix is why are there robots that go around shaving people and cutting their nails. there had to be robots because Neo had eyelashes when he woke up so there can’t be a chemical in the goo that stops hair growth (and similarly he had finger and toenails). why bother with all that if you clip your nails in the matrix you clip your nails in real life
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Sep 12, 2021 02:24
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indigi posted:my main question about The Matrix is why are there robots that go around shaving people and cutting their nails. there had to be robots because Neo had eyelashes when he woke up so there can’t be a chemical in the goo that stops hair growth (and similarly he had finger and toenails). why bother with all that the pink goo slowly dissolves them
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Sep 12, 2021 02:24
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indigi posted:am I sure that the Rey character wasn’t invented and added in reshoots? yeah, I am cool, that isn't what i said. there's enough proof to establish that she and finn were equivalent leads and that he was as force-sensitive as she was. the other stuff, which stems from before the previous bit, is that finn was the major protagonist with rey supporting. by the film we got, it's all been flipped. these changes presumably happened when harrison ford broke his leg and production halted for a time (which would link to the stuff from the sledgehammer synopsis saying that rey was his lost daughter, if they wanted to minimise his role in the film after the injury, and would conveniently link to the stuff in the novel like the "it is you" bit) i know there's a whole culture war about these bad movies and people are really sensitive about the character but disney was cutting and editing these films to such an extent that they barred people from talking about the process as they had for every other star wars film. probably because if people figured out that boyega had a prominent role that was whittled down to nothing as early as TFA it'd be a different story to The First Ever Female Jedi. Horizon Burning has issued a correction as of 02:31 on Sep 12, 2021 |
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Sep 12, 2021 02:28
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the shocking, horrifying twist in the original is that it's children robots that have to do the necessary repairs on the humans
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Sep 12, 2021 02:34
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Horizon Burning posted:cool, that isn't what i said. there's enough proof to establish that she and finn were equivalent leads ok, and in that case they still should have made an action figure for her and didn’t neglect it because she wasn’t a main character. I don’t know what point you’re trying to argue
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Sep 12, 2021 02:37
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Unoriginal Name posted:the pink goo slowly dissolves them but it doesn’t dissolve eyelashes or down to the cuticles?? come on, that’s hardly realistic!
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Sep 12, 2021 02:38
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Neo waking up looking like a mystic who hasn’t groomed themselves in 30 years but since the pink goo has some lotion in it he smells fantastic and his skin is buttery smooth
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indigi posted:Neo waking up looking like a mystic who hasn’t groomed themselves in 30 years but since the pink goo has some lotion in it he smells fantastic and his skin is buttery smooth Not the worst Matrix fanfic I've read today. 3/10
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