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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 1 GDT: Carson Wentz's Redemption Tour
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Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
 lol goddamn the Cardinals are whipping rear end

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
"That's sewage"

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 si[per bpw;

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I can't believe gronk is stealing valor

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

Mega64 posted:

Thielen, Jefferson, and Cook own.

Too bad they're stuck with Cousins.
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BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Was he not close enough to try to dive for his legs?

I thought he'd at least attempt a tackle.

Right?

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Charlton has had a really lovely day punting

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
well, my estimation of the cards demise may have been premature

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

 god drat christian kirk with the larry fitzgerald over the head special

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Cavauro posted:

si[per bpw;
It's about time someone had the loving balls to say it

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
lol Kyler just hucking that up

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

 Holy gently caress Kyler

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tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Tennessee's D might be as bad as feared.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Ah, the garbage TD screen pass by Goff.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Kyler Murray gives no fucks and it's amazing.

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
holy gently caress murray

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Glad we decided to keep our DC from last year, you know, the guy who led one of the worst defenses in the league last year.

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 Kirk got a mile of separation there too

TEN defense is in trouble

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BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Tim Whatley posted:

Holy gently caress Kyler

Effortless 40 yard fade-away

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
That kyler murray pass just now :wow:

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Ugh, Jimmy, that is literally your job, at least slow the dude down

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RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


 :flag:

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
goddamn :flag: :flag: :flag:

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

AndrewP posted:

Kirk got a mile of separation there too

TEN defense is in trouble

At least they have that Arthur Smith offense to lean on.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 lol defensive holding on a screen

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Do you think Atlanta would take a first rounder and Vrabel for us to get Arthur Smith back?

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Gainwell! Too easy, drat.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 FALCON BAD

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

 :sickos:

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

 LMAO

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 E
A
G
L
E
S

EAGLES

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
It's so pathetic how bad Wentz and Goff are

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Do the Falcons have an offense or is Matt Ryan on strike?

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
wow comical pick for the cards, 3 guys collided and one of them still ended up with it

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 I really thought ATL would be better than everyone expects this season but uhhh

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
As much fun as it's fun to laugh at Texans/Jags or 49'ers/Lions, but Redzone gets the main TV.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
NFC East looks good this year so far.

Granted we haven't seen the Giants play yet so that will end soon.

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Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
Unreal

A painful weekend for Tennessee football fans

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HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Bills why

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Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Tom Sellout posted:

Do the Falcons have an offense or is Matt Ryan on strike?

We do not have an offense (apparently)

E: doesn't help that our o line sucks

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