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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 1 GDT: Carson Wentz's Redemption Tour
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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
C'mon just give it to Jeff...lol

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pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

 That RTP call was weak, I say that as a WFT fan.

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Mr. Nice! posted:

cousins: unvaxed. loses his game.

Bengals will find a way to blow it I type as 2 guys can't stop the WR from grinding 3 extra yards for a first down

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
this kirk fella pretty good

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

Mr. Nice! posted:

brady: vaxed. wins his game.

dak: unvaxed. loses his game.

wentz: unvaxed. loses his game.

cousins: unvaxed. loses his game.

I didn't know Dak was unvaxxed.


I do want a graphic of all the teams who lost today & had unvaxxed QB's.

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hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
 Horrendous call in the Chargers game

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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

 That looks like a Vikings TD.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Eagles new punter is great

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Why was that not a TD, idgi....

Refs!!!

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

FizFashizzle posted:

Panthers are going to lose this game.

If they didn't convert to Moore there, it would've been very bad.

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 I WILL SAY it's kind of gratifying to watch all of the Ravens' recent playoff demons getting beat right now

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
To use some, er, football terminology, let me just readjust my glasses here, I believe we can call this first Titans game a, er, huh, "punt."

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

I didn't know Dak was unvaxxed.

First time I've heard it

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The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

The Little Kielbasa posted:

I knew, intellectually, that the Steeler offense would be a shitshow. But actually seeing it is something else.

Correction: the Pittsburgh Football Steelers will win the Super Bowl.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Welp.

Grats Cards fans. Your team owns, hope you win the NFC West this time.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

MoaM posted:

Why was that not a TD, idgi....

Refs!!!

it clearly is they'll have to challenge it

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Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

 Kyler Murray is the most entertaining player in the NFL and it isn't even close.

also lol Bills

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Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

 That looks like a TD for Jefferson

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

call QB Power you dum rear end OC

Did wentz hate the 'nick foles' offense because he didn't know how to read the RPO?

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Android Apocalypse posted:

I didn't know Dak was unvaxxed.


I do want a graphic of all the teams who lost today & had unvaxxed QB's.

When asked about his status, he said that it was a personal medical decision that he didn't wish to discuss which everyone except Blarzgh understood to mean he's not vaccinated.

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Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
well this has been quite the swing in the second half

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Android Apocalypse posted:

I didn't know Dak was unvaxxed.


I do want a graphic of all the teams who lost today & had unvaxxed QB's.

There's reason to believe Dak is vaccinated, but keeps deflecting questions as some sort of unity play for the stupider, shittier members of his team.


So gently caress him anyway.

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



 Good challenge Zimm

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress the Steelers and their rapist fat gently caress QB

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Panthers running bullshit on 3rd and short

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HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Bills what are you doing

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
That’s a nice catch from Kirk on the Cardinals

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
:negative: bills

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 I like how the whole NFL was making fun of the Cardinals for signing tons of old talent like they always do. but they really do look good

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
The Steelers are back.

Oh well...

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Roasted Donut posted:

well this has been quite the swing in the second half

da bills baby goin to da superbowl this year

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 Jesus stop hurting our players, Colts

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Miss Lonelyhearts
Mar 22, 2003


 Steelers Special Teams looked awful in the first half, very surprising

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

FizFashizzle posted:

Panthers running bullshit on 3rd and short

If they run CMC it usually gets stuffed, so I'm not going to complain.

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Not gonna lie, I kinda hate that the team with the most entertaining player of the game today is the one beating the poo poo out of my team apparently.

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Just saw Pitts block that punt.

Bills fraud.

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 Pittsburgh is doing a great job locking down Diggs

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Play posted:

I like how the whole NFL was making fun of the Cardinals for signing tons of old talent like they always do. but they really do look good

Is any of that because of AJ Green or JJ Watt?

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Oh hey, stream catching up. Way to go, Steelers

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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

 How did that stand? Jefferson was clearly in?

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