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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 1 GDT: Carson Wentz's Redemption Tour
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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Qwijib0 posted:

that has been the standard practice for a couple seasons

your posts have been the standard practice :colbert:

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
lol falcons are real loving bad how do you do nothing to adjust your line to save the life of your ancient qb? having a rookie getting clowned by a top DT. Also eagles defense only doing 4 man rushes all game is either really good for eagles line or really bad for flaco line.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 dont blow just bangles

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 drat son of a bench. cummer. 21 to 7. the famous score that will live forever and everyone will remember to say it about the cincinnati bengals. where were you when they gave up the big score?

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Grittybeard posted:

Just glanced and Jared Goff has 45 passing attempts today.

I know they've been down big for a long time, but...that doesn't seem ideal.

only down 16 now!

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Mr. Nice! posted:

I wouldn't blame him if he pulled a Kyle Orton, leaves for a pack of smokes, and never comes back.

Per MattRyan.txt, he’ll go out early for a jog one morning and run off with that young college girl

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
LOL VIKINGS, omg...

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skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

 I’ve seen this poo poo before. Sorry bengals fans.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 did zack wilson have to get a note from his parents to be able to play today

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Bengals you loving jokesters!

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Grevlek
Jan 11, 2004
 Time.for some dependable vikings place kicking

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Derrick Brown is a grown loving man :aaa:

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Greg Joseph prove it play

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
some questionable clock management from the vikings there

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

 Sigh

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Greg Joseph prove-it again play

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


 really unimpressive prevent defense from the bengals on this drive

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Sep 14, 2011

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

They were down like 21 points pretty much immediately weren't they?

Yeah a no good answers situation. Still, wouldn't think that's the way they'd like to play in theory if they were in a competitive game I guess.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I’m blaming the Bills on Cole Beasley being dumb

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 is there a freeze law

that was a bad time for that

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Cavauro posted:

drat son of a bench. cummer. 21 to 7. the famous score that will live forever and everyone will remember to say it about the cincinnati bengals. where were you when they gave up the big score?

In my house, reading this thread, my eyes full of tears.

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predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Hughmoris posted:

How is our boy Heinicke looking?

like the mediocrity he is

Riverboat Ron wussed out, didn't go for it on 4th down, and gave away any chance to win the game.

This team is endless misery

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 directv's red zone channel is so bad, they dont cut well at all

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

pmchem posted:

really unimpressive prevent defense from the bengals on this drive

Predictable as gently caress, goddamn I hate taylor so much

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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

 Wow Vikings.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
The Lions recover the onside kick!

:unsmith:

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Viking win the Super Bowl

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Grevlek
Jan 11, 2004
 Tie the game feels just as good as winning

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Lol I shouldn’t have doubted cavauro

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
:unsmith:

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Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress this poo poo

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Goddamn it Bengals

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Katana_Warrior
Dec 25, 2009

 vikings, bitch

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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


 zimmer looks different

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

fartknocker posted:

I’m blaming the Bills on Cole Beasley being dumb

My anti-vax = loser theory holds strong.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 shameful choice to kick a FG by the BIlls.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

is there a freeze law

that was a bad time for that

yep

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Yay Cincinnati.

Always root for the tie.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 WOOT WOOT OVERTIME

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