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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 1 GDT: Carson Wentz's Redemption Tour
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Grevlek
Jan 11, 2004
 Breshaud Breeland confirmed new Xavier Rhodes

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Give Muscles McMusclesCoach this, he has his team refusing to surrender.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
LMFAO Lions are making the world's most unlikeliest comeback right now. Literally recovered an onside kick and just scored a TD immediately after.

BARELY scored the two point conversion! ONE SCORE GAME

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

YOLOsubmarine posted:

If the lions win this build a statue of Dan Campbell

KNEECAPS BITTEN

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 goddammit lions don't you know when you're dead. just lay there

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Lions are spiting anyone who took 49ers -8.5

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Alas, the Lions couldn't do a 2nd onside kick recovery in a row.

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Ugh, what is going on in the Niners game

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Lions are doing what they do, giving their fans false hope

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Oh great run by McCaffrey to ice the game

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Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
hooray for the eagles

now i'm hoping the bengals eat poo poo purely to spite my idiot-rear end half-brother

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Vertical Lime posted:

LIONS BITCH
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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
gambling is the worst, absolutely degenerate

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



 49ers trying to out-Lions the Lions

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Wasn't much of a chance anyway but :rip: Jets.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 goddammit I took the 7.5 spread for the 49ers in funbucks. that was looking pretty drat good for a while there

e: oh wait... it's 8 points still!!

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
How do you not block the nose guard

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
That's game boys :)

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Grevlek
Jan 11, 2004
 Big Swim by Michael Pierce

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Katana_Warrior
Dec 25, 2009

 Sacked!!!

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

 Jesus christ bengals

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Hahahahahahahaha!!!

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wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
Lmao the lions won’t die

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 Micahel Pierce owns. powerful balloon boy

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fancyclown
Dec 10, 2012
 Holy moly

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
LMFAO NINERS

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Just in time for fall, Kirk Cousins aka The Unvaxxed Comeback aka Garbage Pail Cookin' aka "You Like Dying?".

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Time for an updated version:
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Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!
LIONS BITCH

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Look at those shameful-rear end fans wanting to get to the parking lot to beat traffic at the cost of missing a glorious TIIIIIIEEEEE.

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
need vikings to shank the game winning fg here.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Vertical Lime posted:

LIONS BITCH
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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

 lol at the 49ers

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 wwhy the gently caress arent the niners kneeling lmaoaaaa

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
oh my gawd lions

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
OH MY GOD

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Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

 Lmao. Lol

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Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


 Oh poo poo, Lions!

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
OH MY GOD

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 what in the loving world

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