NFL Week 1 GDT: Carson Wentz's Redemption Tour

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BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Play posted:

have you seen him play? he's terrible

Have you seen Aaron Rodgers today?

I�d be calling for Bort if he was the backup.

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Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

I saw the hold first and it just made the play sad

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Wiltsghost: Mar 27, 2011

ah man, come on Jones

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shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Daniel Jones has a type, that's for sure

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Guze posted:

they're in jacksonville

no i think your eyes are deceiving you. that is definitely wisconsin

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Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Uh, was jones not down

E: nope that's just a fumble, replay made it clear

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

CapnAndy posted:

lmao Jones2Denver

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Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Despera posted:

danny dimes and fumbling, name me a better duo

John Elway and lovely QBs

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Chucktesla: Jul 13, 2014

Daniel Jones finally shows some awareness in the pocket by scrambling before the rush arrives and he fumbles the ball. Lmao

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Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Despera posted:

danny dimes and fumbling, name me a better duo

Uncanny Carson and fumbling is up there

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shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Jen X posted:

Uh, was jones not down

He was not!

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

bean mom posted:

his fiancee has drained his ability to play football

Rodgers would be playing better if he still had all his semen in his balls, that's why Rivers never won a Super Bowl.

Also LMAO Daniel Jones.

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mikeraskol: May 3, 2006; Oh yeah. I was killing you.

I loving hate Daniel Jones and Dave Gettleman.

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

fartknocker posted:

Why do you two and like three other posters all have that av?

also lol Danny Dimes

It's CM Punk and it was a Punchsport Pagoda bet. A lot of people won.

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Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

shirts and skins posted:

He was not!

Yeah the camera angle made it look like the ball came out way later than it actually did

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Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

you're supposed to block him from the front of the body, dude

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

SamuraiFoochs posted:

LMAO Daniel Jones

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

fartknocker posted:

Why do you two and like three other posters all have that av?

Like two dozen people do, they bet that a wrestling show would get over 1 million viewers and "won"

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YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Elephanthead posted:

Saints better without Brees

This was obvious for the last couple of years.

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

I can't even remember who the Giants had the oppurtunity to draft instead of D. Jones (he was like a top 10 fringe pick or something); match made in heaven?

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BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

fartknocker posted:

Why do you two and like three other posters all have that av?

also lol Danny Dimes

In the All Elite Wrestling thread there was a game where if you picked right, you got a CM Punk avatar. Pick wrong and you got a Punk themed probe. Just about everyone picked right.

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Hey, TFF

Page 69

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Guze: Oct 10, 2007; Regular Human Bartender

maybe play in preseason a bit idk

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Cavauro posted:

lmao at the people doing their gdt posting in the division threads

Hi Cav, the fact that the Bengals won is extremely good, to me

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SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Packers have the worst starting QB on the NFCN.

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mikeraskol: May 3, 2006; Oh yeah. I was killing you.

Saquon with the second pick. Jones with the sixth. Andrew Thomas at four. Toney at 20.

I hate this loving team.

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

HELL YES

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

bean mom posted:

i thought he retired to go play lacrosse

We signed him off the lacrosse team

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

SirPablo posted:

Packers have the worst starting QB on the NFCN.

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EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Mega64 posted:

Hey, TFF

Page 69

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

lol packers

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Did not expect the Packers to get bullied like this

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Holy CHRIST Green Bay

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

MoaM posted:

I can't even remember who the Giants had the oppurtunity to draft instead of D. Jones (he was like a top 10 fringe pick or something); match made in heaven?

Josh Allen for one

And Lamar Jackson

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Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

LOL

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nikosoft: Dec 17, 2011; ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse; College Slice

sweet thursday posted:

Rodgers is washed but his hair isn't

Hair Theory strikes again!

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Hi Cav, the fact that the Bengals won is extremely good, to me

hello. i seen you laughing at the poor old red faced coach. rascal

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Mega64 posted:

Hey, TFF

Page 69

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

How do you not get that on 4th and 2....

LMFAO

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YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

lol at the packers

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