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flavor.flv posted:I agree that Lore is an overrated character, but Data does not do normal loving. He's programmed for multiple techniques. A wide variety of pleasure. Did Noonian Soong program Data with his own best moves, or did he consult consult experts? Does Data eat rear end? He's fully functional so how did Dr. Soong decide on the flavour of his cum?
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flavor.flv posted:I agree that Lore is an overrated character, but Data does not do normal loving. He's programmed for multiple techniques. A wide variety of pleasure. Hail me Data
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Sep 12, 2021 20:50
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doverhog posted:Does Data eat rear end? Data totally eats rear end if his partner wants it. The bigger question is if Data wants his rear end eaten. Hell, does Data want a blowjob? I guess if his partner wants to please him, but you gotta figure Data's primary focus is his partner's pleasure first.
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Sep 12, 2021 20:51
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Sure, but now we are delving into questions of free will and whether Data is just a puppet that will do whatever you (or Soong's original programming) tell him, or if he has desires or preferences of his own.
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Sep 12, 2021 20:54
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Can Data perform a Cleveland Steamer?
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Sep 12, 2021 20:57
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The question is does Data have his emotion chip activated in these scenarios?
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Sep 12, 2021 20:58
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Impossible to say. It never happened 
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Sep 12, 2021 21:06
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Tasha Yar grew up in sewers running from rape gangs. She was likely really into Cleveland Steamers.
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Sep 12, 2021 21:07
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Sep 12, 2021 21:24
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Everything's failing because the green bar is empty.
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Android Apocalypse posted:The bigger question is if Data wants his rear end eaten. Hell, does Data want a blowjob? I guess if his partner wants to please him, but you gotta figure Data's primary focus is his partner's pleasure first. Data doesn't gain pleasure from physical contact the way a human does. We saw that in order to experience tactile pleasure he has to both have his emotion chip installed and have some skin grafted onto his face by the Borg queen.
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Sep 12, 2021 22:57
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Sep 12, 2021 23:30
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Somewhere a magic player shudders and doesn't know why.
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Sep 12, 2021 23:40
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I def winced when I ran across it. Wanted to share the pain.
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Sep 12, 2021 23:48
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I checked because I had no context and they literally sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars
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Sep 12, 2021 23:52
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Yeah it really has nothing to do with being a Magic player and everything to do with performatively destroying something so valuable like an rear end in a top hat 1%er
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Sep 12, 2021 23:56
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Yellow Yoshi posted:is he small or just very far away Both.
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Sep 12, 2021 23:58
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I'm going to go with the thought that it's a copy used to make MTG nerds hella angry because holy hell if that was ever a real one defaced like that I would imagine there would be violence
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Sep 13, 2021 00:02
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The Bloop posted:Yeah it really has nothing to do with being a Magic player and everything to do with performatively destroying something so valuable like an rear end in a top hat 1%er Not all black lotuses are worth that kind of money.
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Sep 13, 2021 00:02
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It's a whole genre of thing. Wasn't there one a few months ago where a guy put one in his bike spokes or used like 100 of them to coat a papier-mache project or something?
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Sep 13, 2021 00:03
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CainFortea posted:Not all black lotuses are worth that kind of money. All real ones are worth a poo poo of a lot if they have that text That one is undoubtedly not real but this is a hoofbeats/ zebras argument
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Sep 13, 2021 00:05
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Sep 13, 2021 00:06
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The Bloop posted:Yeah it really has nothing to do with being a Magic player and everything to do with being a photoshop  There's a bunch of different ones going around and iirc the original was a Llanowar Elves
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Sep 13, 2021 00:08
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Memento posted:
I probably have 60 Llanowar elves and that's actually a cool idea for using them And the photoshopped meme is funny and admittedly briefly shocking
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Sep 13, 2021 00:13
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I don't think legit Black Lotuses had black borders like that.
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Sep 13, 2021 00:18
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Zereth posted:I don't think legit Black Lotuses had black borders like that. Not sure if trap sprung but the ones with black borders are the really really really expensive ones.
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Sep 13, 2021 00:20
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Android Apocalypse posted:Data totally eats rear end if his partner wants it. Does data necessarily have an rear end, is the bigger question.
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Sep 13, 2021 00:24
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OwlFancier posted:Does data necessarily have an rear end, is the bigger question. I would assume a non functioning one. All the necessary exterior bits, just without internal plumbing.
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Sep 13, 2021 00:27
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OwlFancier posted:Does data necessarily have an rear end, is the bigger question. seems to 
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Sep 13, 2021 00:28
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But that then raises the question of if the rear end is not for defecating then could you, nay are you not obligated to design a superior sex arse, that fulfils that function better than a human rear end. Data is superhumanly strong and intelligent, so it only makes sense that he would have the most powerful rear end that soong could conceive.
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at first i thought this was from one of the giant promos, they reprinted some of the earliest cards in large bindersized editions so you could decorate the front, i figured someone had turned one of those into a coaster you can tell the photo they used to shop this was from one of these promos because of the small text underneath the artist credit, and if you know what you're looking at, the brown artifact border has the fallen empires cardface instead of the beta or alpha one and the text in the box is all wrong
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Sep 13, 2021 00:46
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Zereth posted:I don't think legit Black Lotuses had black borders like that. No blue line.
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Sep 13, 2021 00:58
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Zil posted:I would assume a non functioning one. All the necessary exterior bits, just without internal plumbing. I thought he did, he can eat stuff to appear sociable but it doesn't do anything and he has to clean out his guts.
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Sep 13, 2021 01:24
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CainFortea posted:I thought he did, he can eat stuff to appear sociable but it doesn't do anything and he has to clean out his guts. Same, except for the not doing anything part
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Sep 13, 2021 01:36
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The Bloop posted:That one is undoubtedly not real but this is a hoofbeats/ zebras argument ...a what?
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Sep 13, 2021 02:00
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Tree Bucket posted:...a what? When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras. Unless you're in Africa I guess.
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Sep 13, 2021 02:02
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras. Unless you're in Africa I guess. Yeah your first reaction should be what it appears to be not some edge case or trick
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Sep 13, 2021 02:13
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It was a joke you buncha nerds. We all knew it wasn't real.
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Wait, is "the cut-up card is fake" the horse or the zebra in this analogy? Because when I see an image designed to troll people for a quick laugh, my first assumption is that the jokester did not spend thousands of dollars to create it.
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