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spiritual bypass: Feb 19, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

jordan peterson's really let himself go but at least he's more coherent than usual

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:01

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# ? May 25, 2024 11:51

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1437550662682828800?s=09

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:02

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Jabronie posted:

(also

ing that MTG tweet)

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:03

Rauros: Aug 25, 2004; wanna go grub thumping?

silicone embolism crew

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:03

cmerepaul: Nov 28, 2005; That's not chapstick!

Burn Zone posted:

hell yeah wearing this to work tomorrow

Where can I get one of these?

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:03

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1437550662682828800?s=09

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:04

Hillary 2024: Nov 13, 2016; by vyelkin

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1437550662682828800?s=09

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:04

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

ben shapino posted:

how big are your balls?

let me ask my fiance to - wait. gently caress

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:04

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Rauros posted:

i wasn't sure where this happened, but lol after seeing it was d&d. rules lawyering ableist slurs...new lows i didn't know possible. jfc.

apparently every time I post anywhere outside of covid thread now someone is going to quote me and angrily insult me because I had the audacity to say 'hey actually we shouldn't use slurs'

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:05

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

things are going great in kentucky

https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/13/us/kentucky-hospitals-overwhelmed-federal-assistance/index.html

quote:

"The only reason we are holding this lifeboat together is I have a federal disaster medical assistance team here, 14 people who have just been heroes to us. And, unfortunately, their deployment is over on Friday," Dr. William Melah, the chief medical officer for St. Claire Health Care, told CNN's Kate Bolduan on Monday. "I'm going to lose 14 health care professionals, and I literally have no idea what we're going to do on Friday."

Gov. Andy Beshear said during a Covid-19 briefing Monday that hospitals in Kentucky are "struggling more today than at any other point during the pandemic." Because of this, Beshear said about 400 National Guard troops will be deployed across 25 hospitals in the state.

"This is, I think, the largest deployment for a health care crisis in our commonwealth's history," Beshear said. "Every hospital that they go to not only talk about how it's a morale boost, but it truly helps in the operation and it allows them to provide more care to more patients."

An "army of nursing students" is also being sent all over the state, the governor said.

At St. Claire, there are currently five EMS teams and one medical team from the Federal Emergency Management Agency, Beshear said.

"We will continue look for any other way we can help," Beshear said.

While the hospital is holding on by a thread, Melah assured the community St. Claire would not turn anyone away.
"We're gonna have to... (I) don't know what we're going to do," he said. "I really don't feel like answering that question right now because it is so disturbing."

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:06

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

empty whippet box posted:

apparently every time I post anywhere outside of covid thread now someone is going to quote me and angrily insult me because I had the audacity to say 'hey actually we shouldn't use slurs'

shut up

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:06

post COVID: Mar 5, 2007; free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda

twitter flag the tweet

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:07

elaboration: Feb 21, 2020

empty whippet box posted:

apparently every time I post anywhere outside of covid thread now someone is going to quote me and angrily insult me because I had the audacity to say 'hey actually we shouldn't use slurs'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9O94UTDAJQ

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:08

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Atrocious Joe posted:

They are in the hospital with COVID, not because of COVID

"Dying because my lung cancer complicated my incidental covid diagnosis after I went to the hospital for shortness of breath." - Joe "The Liberal" Biden

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:08

Teabag Dome Scandal: Mar 19, 2002

McNugget Buddy posted:

I'm going back through Twitter and it apparently started here:

https://twitter.com/MundipharmaTalk/status/1247391298434129922

https://twitter.com/Covid19Crusher/status/1348340326709256195

Chuds are missing the "gargle" part.

Whoops!

my dentist has me swish something in my mouth as a covid precaution before I sit down but I'm not sure if it is this

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:08

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I thought the r-word was already verboten, what changed? I've not been in QCS or whatever lately

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:09

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/sep/13/shortfall-of-50000-doctors-may-overwhelm-nhs-in-winter-bma-warns?__twitter_impression=true

quote:

The NHS may be unable to cope this winter because of a �frightening� shortfall of more than 50,000 doctors, the head of the British Medical Association has warned.

The number of medics in England has fallen further behind comparable European countries over the summer, ahead of what is predicted to be one of the worst winters in the 73-year history of the health service, Dr Chaand Nagpaul said.

�Winter is an incredibly difficult time for the health service,� he said. �With flu season on the horizon and even fewer staff this time round, it�s a total unknown as to how well our services will cope � if they even cope at all.�

i guess the UK better call the doctor factory and tell them they're going to have a big order in the winter. ramp up the doctor production now

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:09

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

ben shapino posted:

shut up

how's your anger management therapy going, you piece of poo poo?

Teabag Dome Scandal posted:

my dentist has me swish something in my mouth as a covid precaution before I sit down but I'm not sure if it is this

it's obviously betadine

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:10

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

mod sassinator posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/sep/13/shortfall-of-50000-doctors-may-overwhelm-nhs-in-winter-bma-warns?__twitter_impression=true

i guess the UK better call the doctor factory and tell them they're going to have a big order in the winter. ramp up the doctor production now

thats a lotta fridges

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:11

Wolfy: Jul 13, 2009

mod sassinator posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/sep/13/shortfall-of-50000-doctors-may-overwhelm-nhs-in-winter-bma-warns?__twitter_impression=true

i guess the UK better call the doctor factory and tell them they're going to have a big order in the winter. ramp up the doctor production now

Stocks are up for doctor producers

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:11

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Teabag Dome Scandal posted:

my dentist has me swish something in my mouth as a covid precaution before I sit down but I'm not sure if it is this

That was cum

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:13

post COVID: Mar 5, 2007; free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda

Epic High Five posted:

I thought the r-word was already verboten, what changed? I've not been in QCS or whatever lately

stopped being enforced then a spat in the succ thread

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:14

nikosoft: Dec 17, 2011; ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse; College Slice

Teabag Dome Scandal posted:

my dentist has me swish something in my mouth as a covid precaution before I sit down but I'm not sure if it is this

it would have been hydrogen peroxide

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:15

UnfortunateSexFart: May 18, 2008; ð» ððð« ð·ððð·
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1437550662682828800?s=09

Well of course other countries aren't going to let unvaccinated Americans visit, did they really expect that?

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:17

post COVID: Mar 5, 2007; free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Well of course other countries aren't going to let unvaccinated Americans visit, did they really expect that?

lol commuters take airplanes from CT to DC

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:18

sonatinas: Apr 15, 2003; Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

spaceblancmange posted:

c-spam roni thread after the 8th dose

it�s no bear force one

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:19

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

spaceblancmange posted:

c-spam roni thread after the 8th dose

what�s the point in having huge hanging nutsacks?

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:19

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

cmerepaul posted:

Where can I get one of these?

https://rubby.threadless.com/

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:21

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

gay_crimes posted:

what’s the point in having huge hanging nutsacks?

able to store additional piss

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:21

Hillary 2024: Nov 13, 2016; by vyelkin

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Well of course other countries aren't going to let unvaccinated Americans visit, did they really expect that?

Vaccine passports are the mark of the beast. End of days mofos!

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:22

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

bedpan posted:

Does Disney serve alcohol? Can you get drunk and stagger around the park?

yes. there is booze everywhere

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:24

kreeningsons: Jan 2, 2007

Anyone know how Belgium is doing? Fully open Biden? Are they going to pity me for having mental illness because I wear a mask at all times? I might have to take a work trip there.

# ? Sep 14, 2021 00:24