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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

smoobles posted:

there's a J&J vaccine??????? the baby butt powder company?

The putting asbestos in your baby butt powder company:suicide101:

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Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
holy poo poo, Des Moines is going to institute a mask mandate in schools Wednesday

https://twitter.com/linhmaita/status/1437562348722692106?s=19

what a great night of content

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Frances Nurples posted:

how does this look in practice? just show your handwritten covid card and in you go?

apparently, yeah. I'm not sure if anyone is going to verify anything and I'm sure some people will have fake ones. However, like a dozen people have been arrested for fake vaccine cards so far, so they might do some sort of enforcement.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/crackconnoisser/status/1437558623236935685?s=19

zone
Dec 6, 2016
i thought horse paste was going to be the worst we'd see out of this pandemic, but that was before i saw the radiation treatment and loving betadine
lol, lmao
:theroni:

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Atrocious Joe posted:

Chicago's Mayor has deployed a line of cops outside her home to stop parents protesting for more contact tracing
https://twitter.com/madeleinedupre/status/1437561013482700810?s=20

Wierd they never send out the cops for the anti maskers.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Thoguh posted:

Wierd they never send out the cops for the anti maskers.

it is weird isn't it

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Rauros posted:

seems like a prime time to bring back ancient apothecaries

They should let us drink the mummy juice. Mummy juice cures covid

cmerepaul
Nov 28, 2005
That's not chapstick!

Oh sweet, same artist who did the respirator shirt. Thanks!

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

fosborb posted:

holy poo poo, Des Moines is going to institute a mask mandate in schools Wednesday

https://twitter.com/linhmaita/status/1437562348722692106?s=19

what a great night of content

I wonder how this'll go tomorrow, and also if any other school districts follow suite.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

fosborb posted:

what a great night of content

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender

mod sassinator posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/sep/13/shortfall-of-50000-doctors-may-overwhelm-nhs-in-winter-bma-warns?__twitter_impression=true

i guess the UK better call the doctor factory and tell them they're going to have a big order in the winter. ramp up the doctor production now

Don't be silly. We're a JIT world now. We don't need to worry about boring poo poo like "lead times" any more.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

zone posted:

i thought horse paste was going to be the worst we'd see out of this pandemic, but that was before i saw the radiation treatment and loving betadine
lol, lmao
:theroni:

by "radiation treatment" you mean the people going to the radon-filled mines, or did some people kick it up a notch and decide to start snorting beta emitters or stand in front of hard x-rays for a couple hours?

Rubby
Aug 31, 2002

<3 Louby

Thoguh posted:

Wierd they never send out the cops for the anti maskers.

why would they need to send out the cops when they were there from the start?

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Thoguh posted:

I wonder how this'll go tomorrow, and also if any other school districts follow suite.

my kid is very excited that everyone is going to have to now. I guess "you can't make me" spread pretty quickly

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
would be really funny if minaj bites it

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1437567067499155460?s=20
"This will be over in two weeks. This will be over in two weeks. This will be over in two weeks."

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Atrocious Joe posted:

Chicago's Mayor has deployed a line of cops outside her home to stop parents protesting for more contact tracing
https://twitter.com/madeleinedupre/status/1437561013482700810?s=20

I think she's been surrounded by cops who hate her for her entire term


It's weird how hard it is to get info about what's going on with cps. Ctu officers will tweet stuff without any verification, and so will cps, and the mayor and her health officials will just lie through their teeth

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

chad big cojones train spotting energy v. virgin making GBS threads horse drug little taser balls

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

by "radiation treatment" you mean the people going to the radon-filled mines, or did some people kick it up a notch and decide to start snorting beta emitters or stand in front of hard x-rays for a couple hours?

radon mines, yeah

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1437567067499155460?s=20
"This will be over in two weeks. This will be over in two weeks. This will be over in two weeks."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9SqM1VX2qlc

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1437567067499155460?s=20
"This will be over in two weeks. This will be over in two weeks. This will be over in two weeks."

holy gently caress :eyepop:

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Koirhor posted:

would be really funny if minaj bites it

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


RoboChrist 9000 posted:

What vaccines are they using in Trinidad anyway?

i guess 300k doses of AZ via COVAX in May, ~600k doses administered as of September

but don't worry the CDC has your covered







crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

mod sassinator posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/sep/13/shortfall-of-50000-doctors-may-overwhelm-nhs-in-winter-bma-warns?__twitter_impression=true

i guess the UK better call the doctor factory and tell them they're going to have a big order in the winter. ramp up the doctor production now

https://twitter.com/danbloom1/status/1436262726196768820?t=EmTR-eDGm6SyiSFeC_i8SA&s=19

is this brexit

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


me getting a taxi home after gettin my second shot

poll plane variant
Jan 12, 2021

by sebmojo

Yeah this is 90% Brexit I think lol

Teabag Dome Scandal
Mar 19, 2002


empty whippet box posted:



me getting a taxi home after gettin my second shot

whered you get this picture of my dentist????

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

poll plane variant posted:

Yeah this is 90% Brexit I think lol

quote:

Mr Wright emphasised "these shortages don’t mean you’re going to run out of food".

But he warned incidents like no bottled water being available in the whole of eastern England could become more common.

He added: "The UK shopper could have previously expected just about every product they want to be on shelf or in the restaurant all the time.

"That’s over and I don’t think it’s coming back."

our grandparents and their grandparents fully loaded the bases and we're proceeding to strike out :psyduck:

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


when your 69th COVID booster kicks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3DKl3BXgNU

Augus fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Sep 14, 2021

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

https://twitter.com/JeffVeillette/status/1437566828142866437

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
if I can't have a cheeky nando I will steal the royal jewels

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I guess you can just post whatever as long as you say "I heard from my cousin that their friend ate a whole tube of ivermectin and it cured their covid and made their penis 17 inches long" or whatever

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

open biden

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1437573832626348033?s=20

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

broke: have national guard vaccinate
woke : have national guard drive kids to plague dens

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE


are they gonna show up to school in an APC now

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Didn't people predict this would be one of the big collateral damage from Brexit?

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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Koirhor posted:

broke: have national guard vaccinate
woke : have national guard drive kids to plague dens

all the bus drivers are sick or dead because of the pandemic, but it’s okay, the governor said “send in more buses”

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