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- take steroids, nuts shrink - take vaccine, nuts grow back to normal guys,
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Sep 14, 2021 00:42
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Sep 14, 2021 00:49
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Having seen this, I now consider the Tanuki suit in Super Mario 3 to be the epitome of cowardice.
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Sep 14, 2021 01:32
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Memento posted:Having seen this, I now consider the Tanuki suit in Super Mario 3 to be the epitome of cowardice. No wonder Tom Nook spends so much time behind a counter.
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Sep 14, 2021 01:48
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Memento posted:Having seen this, I now consider the Tanuki suit in Super Mario 3 to be the epitome of cowardice. They put stripes on it and called it a tail for the US release
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Sep 14, 2021 01:50
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 No, I don’t know why it’s so blurry and I’m not going to look for a better one
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Sep 14, 2021 02:06
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Sep 14, 2021 03:27
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https://twitter.com/FamousCeleb/status/1436808991565176832?s=20
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Sep 14, 2021 03:30
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Imagine being in love with a woman, taking the plunge and asking her to marry you, preparing for the big day and having her take one look at your swollen nuts, lol no, and walking out.
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Sep 14, 2021 03:39
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"Nuts to that!"
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Sep 14, 2021 03:50
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Somebody did a rundown article earlier this year, and by far the biggest cause of death for K9s is abuse or neglect by the officers. Especially getting shot by the officers.
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Sep 14, 2021 03:57
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the most dangerous part of being a cop has always been that they are horrible drivers and are always plowing their cars into things
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Sep 14, 2021 04:12
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Sep 14, 2021 04:22
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Somebody did a rundown article earlier this year, and by far the biggest cause of death for K9s is abuse or neglect by the officers. Especially getting shot by the officers. I don't know if there any laws about reporting K9 deaths but they probably could have flown under the radar a bit more if they didn't tell on themselves in all of their dead dog memorials. https://twitter.com/hbomberguy/status/1306556530213478406 whole big thread
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Sep 14, 2021 05:24
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Ror posted:I don't know if there any laws about reporting K9 deaths but they probably could have flown under the radar a bit more if they didn't tell on themselves in all of their dead dog memorials. lol god drat
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Sep 14, 2021 05:33
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I’m not saying that we should give the cop who killed that dog the electric chair. I am saying that Texas would absolutely give a black man the chair if the K9 choked on a piece of the man’s flesh.
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Sep 14, 2021 05:40
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it's cute baby time https://twitter.com/_JasmineChewe/status/1437212941602983939
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Sep 14, 2021 08:27
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me after taking the vaccine
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Sep 14, 2021 08:47
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greazeball posted:it's cute baby time Why is the baby in the road in every shot lol
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Sep 14, 2021 10:35
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Milo and POTUS posted:Why is the baby in the road in every shot lol That's the lonesome life of a cowboy baybeeee always on the road, never settlin' down nowhere
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Sep 14, 2021 10:46
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https://twitter.com/AskAQueerChick/status/1437546771299901443?s=19
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Sep 14, 2021 12:37
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My two favourite tweets about Twitter are https://twitter.com/maplecocaine/status/1080665226410889217?s=20 https://twitter.com/ariscott/status/312674580022046720?s=20 (Second one was more relevant with the old character limit but still)
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Sep 14, 2021 13:05
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lol https://twitter.com/RoxyTall/status/1437574025031553025?s=19
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Sep 14, 2021 13:27
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greazeball posted:it's cute baby time Taking photos on railroad tracks is the number one ‘do not loving do this, idiot’ rule of photography.
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Sep 14, 2021 13:28
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EL BROMANCE posted:Taking photos on railroad tracks is the number one ‘do not loving do this, idiot’ rule of photography. The long unlit tunnels and narrow rail trestles over ravines were all occupied by YouTube urbex streamers.
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Sep 14, 2021 13:33
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EL BROMANCE posted:Taking photos on railroad tracks is the number one ‘do not loving do this, idiot’ rule of photography. Those rails are nice and shiny on top so it's definitely an active line, too.
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Sep 14, 2021 13:38
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Turns out it was a cunning ruse. "Make people think I'm extremely dumb by saying something extremely dumb." That old classic. https://twitter.com/Breakfast_4Ever/status/1437647583346937858
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Sep 14, 2021 13:39
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Ah, the timeless comedy trope of "It was just a prank, bro!", classic.
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Sep 14, 2021 13:58
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Theris posted:Those rails are nice and shiny on top so it's definitely an active line, too. based on the outfit I really doubt they live near anything that could be called high-speed rail though
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Sep 14, 2021 14:06
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It's good to give your child context before presenting them with the trolley problem.
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Sep 14, 2021 14:09
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Tiggum posted:Turns out it was a cunning ruse. "Make people think I'm extremely dumb by saying something extremely dumb." That old classic. Hey now, haven't seen an unironic puppet master response for a long time. Good to know the classics are still going strong.
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Sep 14, 2021 14:22
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Sep 14, 2021 14:27
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Lobok posted:Hey now, haven't seen an unironic puppet master response for a long time. Good to know the classics are still going strong. The specific subset of puppetmaster that is "lol, joke's on them, I was only pretending to be an idiot" is super common on Twitter.
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Sep 14, 2021 14:28
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https://twitter.com/MaxKennerly/status/1437430505306214402 https://twitter.com/Caroline_Bartma/status/1437473361630842881 https://twitter.com/dulce_muse/status/1437500551722328065
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Sep 14, 2021 14:31
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I cared who that kitty was :3
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Sep 14, 2021 15:01
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Yoshi Wins posted:I cared who that kitty was :3 
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Sep 14, 2021 15:09
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I created this pic for a meme thread here on SA. Always funny to see them escape into the wild.
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Sep 14, 2021 15:21
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It’s a favorite of mine. Ty for making it.
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space uncle posted:I created this pic for a meme thread here on SA. Always funny to see them escape into the wild. It's really good
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