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Maybe we should do a reality show where one by one everyone in the country appears and is told that human civilization is collapsing and there will be inevitable mass suffering and death. This way we can kill every bird in the country with a single, Endemol produced televisual stone and leave time for repeats of House
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stev posted:A cooking show where they can only used long life/dry ingredients or tinned goods would be fun. Futurama already did the joke of the secret ingredient of the day being Soylent Green.
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Sep 15, 2021 13:10
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Convex posted:Endemol 
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Sep 15, 2021 13:12
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peanut- posted:Is he really gonna sack Priti? Not sure I understand why, it’s not like all the obvious reasons related to her being a bloodthirsty fascist matter to him. Seems unlikely given the praise she got recently https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1438088627758698497?s=20
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Crossing my fingers for supergav to continue his stumbling ascension to the highest office in the land and somehow inexplicably get foreign secretary
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the sex ghost posted:Crossing my fingers for supergav to continue his stumbling ascension to the highest office in the land and somehow inexplicably get foreign secretary Full all-star reshuffle - Gav as foreign sec, Matt Hancock as chancellor, Chris Grayling as home, Ben Bradley in at defence, Robert Jenrick for health.
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Sep 15, 2021 13:30
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Raab is getting shifted somewhere. Maybe the bin? Who knows.
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Sep 15, 2021 13:41
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Williamson is allegedly gone from Education.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:If anything she'll probably be promoted. Patel is already in a Great Office. The only place he can promote her to is the Chancellory, and that ain't happening.
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Sep 15, 2021 13:46
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Sep 15, 2021 13:53
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Pre-emptive "and I'm not saying this is a good thing," but it's amazing how many people think court cases are a matter of arguing right and wrong, rather than telling an authority figure which technical structure to apply. I imagine that all solicitors must spend a good deal of their time trying to convey to prospective clients that a court case isn't a process of affirmation that ends with the judge officially declaring that they are in the Right and that their antagonist is very much in the Wrong.
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Sep 15, 2021 13:53
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Raab is out as foreign sec as best I can tell. Going to Justice.
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Sep 15, 2021 13:58
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If Foone can get Doom running on a pregnancy test kit then this opens to possibility that you might be able to make a piss-controlled version of this game, which would be extremely appropriate.
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Sep 15, 2021 14:02
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Playing the mod with Russian overkill weapons for maximum Thatcher destruction.
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Sep 15, 2021 14:07
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haha gently caress yes
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Sep 15, 2021 14:17
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Lol that war criminal crying to his mammy.
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Sep 15, 2021 14:18
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sinky posted:Seems unlikely given the praise she got recently I mean I know the Conservatives can be...conservative, but we're bringing back public beheadings now?
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Sep 15, 2021 14:22
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Tweet gone already. The BBCs education editor doesn't seem to know how to thread tweets, but click through if you really want to see a series of tweets fellating Williamson https://twitter.com/branwenjeffreys/status/1438122952420114436?s=19 Just lol at the BBC
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Sep 15, 2021 14:23
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Failed Imagineer posted:Tweet gone already. https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1438128404365291521?s=19 Tory Coms staff must be threatening people to retract the witness statements saying he's round the bins crying to his mum.
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If Priti Patel walked into a gurdwara and mowed everyone down with an AK-47, there'd be some oval office at the BBC willing to tweet "well, Sikhs are often confused with Muslims, therefore..." and no-one would be surprised.
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Sep 15, 2021 14:28
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https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1438122080378179595?s=20 one can dream
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Failed Imagineer posted:Tweet gone already. Luckilly the tab was still open in my browser. 
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Honest Bob got the boot https://twitter.com/RobertJenrick/status/1438132888831152135?s=20
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Just a quick appeal for a local charity: https://twitter.com/CouncilCulture/status/1438131980244340737 Island Advice Centre (I accidentally called them Island House, which is where they're based, but everyone does that so gently caress it) do excellent work on behalf of people being hosed over by landlords, the council, or the DWP so any amount you can spare (or, like I say, just share it around just in case you happen to know an anonymous millionaire) would be gratefully received and would help them keep doing their work. Specifically the proceeds from this will go to their hardship fund, which is used for everything from bus fare to an assessment to emergency payments for heating or electricity, so you know that your money will definitely go to helping out someone at the lowest point in their life - and hopefully make sure they don't experience a lower one.
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1438128404365291521?s=19 Just incredibly owned. Hope they changed the locks on his office and flushed his spider down the bog. (gently caress that spider, he's a collaborator). Frankly, Gavin should go away, and shut up 
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keep punching joe posted:Luckilly the tab was still open in my browser. there is no way this is true but I'm choosing to believe it anyway
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Julio Cruz posted:there is no way this is true but I'm choosing to believe it anyway as true as the pigs mouth
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Convex posted:What the gently caress do you want cookery programme viewers to do about climate change? Literally anything at all would be a good start  But yeah I do get that it's, unsurprisingly, hard, also from a mental health point of view. Don't have any good answers. All the leadership figures such as government would have to start to genuinely care at all about any of that stuff, even a little bit, before there can be any hope for the masses to also start caring
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Sep 15, 2021 14:52
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keep punching joe posted:as true as the pigs mouth Ah, so as true as the only iron-clad, 100% objectively certain fact in existence, then that's pretty good!
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Guavanaut posted:
Why is she going to darlington? Does she live there?
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Sep 15, 2021 14:56
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OwlFancier posted:Why is she going to darlington? Does she live there? Isn't the MP a massive terf? * scrub that their MP isnt who I was thinking of, though they probably are a massive terf anyway.
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I don't want julie bindel in darlington that's connected to my local branch line. I mean if she wants to go anywhere she will have to go through pacerhell so that's nice but she might end up near me.
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Lol Dominic Raab had done the refuses to get demoted gambit and is now Deputy PM so I can't see them managing to fire Patel.
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Lol Dominic Raab had done the refuses to get demoted gambit and is now Deputy PM so I can't see them managing to fire Patel. I don't get that at all. Not even Tory voters like the fucker, does he really have any serious power base? Just tell him to shut up. It's not like Hunt as health secretary where he had leverage because no-one else actually wanted the job.
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Does he still have the spider? Or wait is it williamson who was spiderman?
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OwlFancier posted:Does he still have the spider? That was Williamson, but I also get them confused. Raab has more of a spider vibe tbh.
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I think it's because raab looks like a bond villain.
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