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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



Mod forum is that way

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
https://i.imgur.com/0M6HqJr.mp4

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

ultrafilter posted:

I found this on the front page of Imgur with the title "Imgur Servers Run on Magic":


This is how all my Shadowrun wizards die

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



This is The One

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICZG33IxtgE

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Pig is living its best life

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
wanna rub that belly

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

"poo poo the bed almighty" :lol:

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this brightened my day

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Post the Ben Shapiro one.

Xun
Apr 25, 2010


If that salad had tomatos I think my dog would be fighting me for it


I think my dog is broken :(

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



No, just borken

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Xun posted:

If that salad had tomatos I think my dog would be fighting me for it


I think my dog is broken :(

I had a dog the would eat almost anything off the ground, but not vegetables. Even if you gave them straight to him, he would not eat them. Then one day, we got a puppy who would eat vegetables, so he got little snacks all of the time. This led the first dog to start eating vegetables because he otherwise was missing out on little snacks.

Anyway the moral here is get a second dog.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I once dropped an olive on the floor and the dog zoooooomed over to get it and then spit it out and looked at me like I had done him dirty

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Xun posted:

If that salad had tomatos I think my dog would be fighting me for it


I think my dog is broken :(

My sister's first dog was a fiend for tomatoes but somehow never made the connection that cherry tomatoes were a kind of tomato, or even that they were food, really.

So if you offered him one he'd pick it up very delicately in his mouth, carry it around for a while, then drop it and stare at it like he was expecting it to do something, and then pick it back up again. This would repeat until the repeated drops onto the floor ruptured the skin, at which point he'd pick it back up, go OH WOW THIS THING IS LEAKING TOMATO JUICE, and eat it.

Sadly, I have no photos of that dog. I have this though:



That's a folding metal steamer basket. I've now seen more than one, in different stores, from different brands, labeled as "multifunctional fruit", although not all of them show it actually being used as a collapsible fruit basket. I have no idea why.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/StrangeCoisas/status/1438590775097495552

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
LMAO

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Is "election integrity" what y'all are calling voter suppression now?

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

The Bloop posted:

I once dropped an olive on the floor and the dog zoooooomed over to get it and then spit it out and looked at me like I had done him dirty

My cat is about as sneaky as an angry rhinoceros, but if you have a drink with an olive in it, he'll teleport over and start fishing around for the olive the second you look away

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

bike tory posted:

Is "election integrity" what y'all are calling voter suppression now?

I think they accidentally included the word "for" in there.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Zach Everson looks like a faceapp child of Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

bike tory posted:

Is "election integrity" what y'all are calling voter suppression now?

Very GOP voice: heh wow, jumping to such accusations just because we want to take basic rights from poors and minorities. Someone needs to learn some decorum

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Does anyone have the rest of these? They were all amazing.

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

Edit: I have no idea how I posted in this thread

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

bike tory posted:

Is "election integrity" what y'all are calling voter suppression now?

The law that eliminates all worker rights and does not guarantee employment is called "Right to Work"

America is a farce of a dystopia.


e: also literally everything with the word "freedom" attached to it is some draconian fascist poo poo

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


That "constipated David Attenborough with dementia" impression is spot on.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

The law that eliminates all worker rights and does not guarantee employment is called "Right to Work"

America is a farce of a dystopia.


e: also literally everything with the word "freedom" attached to it is some draconian fascist poo poo

Citizens United is the group (not of people) and shorthand term for the court case that decided corporations should have an equal (greater) say in politics than people and should be given personhood.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

bike tory posted:

Is "election integrity" what y'all are calling voter suppression now?

If by "y'all" you mean "Forbes Magazine", then yes.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Food is stored in the vagina. Got it.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



All those dates where she agreed to let me buy dessert suddenly make sense now. :negative:

edit: damnit

Zil has a new favorite as of 01:10 on Sep 17, 2021

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Zil posted:

All those dates where she agreed to let me buy desert suddenly make sense now. :negative:

"Buy me the Sahara" is not cheap date

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
https://i.imgur.com/ILcx1vh.mp4

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

What am I missing? Bad dancer?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Robobot posted:

What am I missing? Bad dancer?

They troll him with a music change. Thinking one song is going to start playing only to start up ABBA.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Robobot posted:

What am I missing? Bad dancer?

It's the drop from a Lil' John song that cuts to Dancing Queen by ABBA. Very different music and dancing styles required.

I think these educational videos will give you an idea of the contrast
https://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU

https://youtu.be/xFrGuyw1V8s

voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 01:47 on Sep 17, 2021

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Robobot posted:

What am I missing? Bad dancer?

He was expecting the drop from the song Turn Down For What, for which his dancing would have been completely appropriate. Instead, the DJ played Dancing Queen, specifically to make him look silly.

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