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Icon Of Sin posted:“Taking notes by hand? Oh I know. It was/is a problem in the RCN too. I visited my parent's place a couple of weeks back and went through some of the poo poo I had in storage. I found an old briefcase, and came across a folder of printed slides from some bullshit I attended years and years ago. I don't know if I could read them easily back then; I certainly can't now. Death by PowerPoint comes from many directions in the CF!
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Crab Dad posted:I just got hired to be a supervisor of a 6 man printer team covering mil bases in western Washington and I’m freaking out deep down. Fake it till you make it like everyone else, and if you fail, fail upwards.
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goatsestretchgoals posted:HP Laserjet 4 is close on mine resistant and full platoon. Word. That and the 5si would spit out tens of thousands of duplex pages a day all the while someobdy stood next to them hitting them with a hammer. You can still get toner and drivers for the drat things. They aren't energy efficient by a drat sight, but they're lean mean printing motherfuckers.
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Wrr posted:Look my shop and the ATC guys just got "new" (to us) printers and we're on top of the loving world. Impressed the GS-13 by figuring out to repair printers once or twice but I was running out of tricks and their feeder-roller was so worn down you could see the width of the paper we used in the contrast. Back when I was a company-level admin and our single printer would run out of toner/paper, because idiot LTs would print multiple copies of the same 200 page TM, I would launch raids on our sister companies. I can now replace a toner capsule with an empty one and escape in under 20 seconds.
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Gorilla Radio posted:Back when I was a company-level admin and our single printer would run out of toner/paper, because idiot LTs would print multiple copies of the same 200 page TM, I would launch raids on our sister companies. I can now replace a toner capsule with an empty one and escape in under 20 seconds. and here I was getting told back in 95 that the navy would be paperless soon
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Sep 14, 2021 07:26
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If none of the printers work and the notepads/pens get confiscated after each meeting, then yes...yes the Navy is going to be paperless.
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ASAPI posted:In this town a former CSM from the post was the hiring manager, the cable installers in that town made about the same as if they were still in (with less benefits). When I got out and went to work for Dish, our office manager was a retired CSM. edit- goddamn, looked him up, and this dude is now actually living his dream. He was a golf nut. I'm genuinely happy to see that not only is he doing something he loved instead of that stressful job for that poo poo-rear end company, but he actually grew his hair out https://www.augustachronicle.com/article/20150708/SPORTS/307089895?template=ampart GD_American fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Sep 14, 2021 |
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Sep 14, 2021 11:25
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FormFlow on a 486 running Windows 95, networked printer that's always out of paper... ...and then the CSM rejects the award request because he doesn't like how the borders look. It's been more than two decades and I still want to hit something when I think of that.
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Sep 14, 2021 14:02
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Gorilla Radio posted:Back when I was a company-level admin and our single printer would run out of toner/paper, because idiot LTs would print multiple copies of the same 200 page TM, I would launch raids on our sister companies. I can now replace a toner capsule with an empty one and escape in under 20 seconds. There’s a setting on modern HP printers where you can set the printer to only allow HP toner and better yet once a toner is in the machine you can irreversible lock the toner to that machine or fleet and it won’t work on any other printer.
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Sep 14, 2021 15:41
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Hyperlynx posted:Well, better design a printer that doesn't need toner, then. You know those patrol boats they used in Vietnam? Did you know they were designed and delivered in like seven days from meeting to prototype? Can you even imagine that level of speed today?
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Sep 14, 2021 15:50
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It's a boat. How complicated can it be? Round wood thing, put in a motor with a fan attached. Boom.
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GD_American posted:When I got out and went to work for Dish, our office manager was a retired CSM. I am bored to death by golf but if your goal is to make money playing a sport, that's the one to pick. Long career, low risk of injury, lots of opportunity to win tournament purses as a pro or amateur.
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Crab Dad posted:There’s a setting on modern HP printers where you can set the printer to only allow HP toner and better yet once a toner is in the machine you can irreversible lock the toner to that machine or fleet and it won’t work on any other printer. 
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Sep 14, 2021 18:41
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Lock your own machine to prevent theft. Don’t tell the other units about that capability.
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Sep 14, 2021 19:20
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Holy poo poo that's hilarious! You can see the "Wtf is this thing made of?"
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I've seen this years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmh4PCc6Pj0 (just the first 40 seconds)
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Sep 14, 2021 20:08
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Crab Dad posted:I just got hired to be a supervisor of a 6 man printer team covering mil bases in western Washington and I’m freaking out deep down. You hiring in a couple of years. Spine surgery number 6 is coming up and Covid has me tired of being in.
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Melthir posted:You hiring in a couple of years. Spine surgery number 6 is coming up and Covid has me tired of being in. If I’m still at the job we can make it happen. Good luck on the surgery.
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Sep 15, 2021 14:01
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Hey guys I'm trying to print things at work on 4x6 paper, but the printer keeps asking for 100x148mm
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:Hey guys I'm trying to print things at work on 4x6 paper, but the printer keeps asking for 100x148mm No ticket no help.
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Crab Dad posted:No ticket no help. Who needs a ticket when you know the code to Comm Flight's side-door and can just walk right in and directly harass them / have sweet talked the nerds into giving you their admin passwords?
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Wrr posted:Who needs a ticket when you know the code to Comm Flight's side-door and can just walk right in and directly harass them / have sweet talked the nerds into giving you their admin passwords? Hi I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Crab Dad posted:No ticket no help. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BJKRb8wZEk
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One time I had to take a part the bridge’s printer - one of those big Xerox workstations - to clear a paper jam. For some reason I decided to do it right after it jammed. At night. With a ten degree roll. While I had the conn. It’s me, I’m the idiot. In my defence, it was the middle of the Atlantic.
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Wrr posted:Who needs a ticket when you know the code to Comm Flight's side-door and can just walk right in and directly harass them / have sweet talked the nerds into giving you their admin passwords? just bring donuts and you're fine
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Sep 16, 2021 12:48
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Stupid military procurement goes here, right? Australia just announced a deal to make nuclear submarines, shutting out the previous contract we had with a French company, who have been paid a total of 2.4 billion and will be paid another 400 million for their trouble now. I'm pretty sure I could deliver zero (0) submarines much cheaper than 2.8 billion. Do you a deal, 75% off, only 700 million and that's cutting me own throat.
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Memento posted:Do you a deal, 75% off, only 700 million and that's cutting me own throat. I like this and I like you for that reference.
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Sep 16, 2021 13:34
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Can't do it. Heard it was designed by Bloody Stupid Johnson.
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Imagined posted:Can't do it. Heard it was designed by Bloody Stupid Johnson. I found out recently that this is a reference to a real person. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capability_Brown
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Imagined posted:Can't do it. Heard it was designed by Bloody Stupid Johnson. Loved his pipe organ/bathroom combination.
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Sorry for IG link, but someone has a pic of a B-2 that slid off the runway yesterday. https://www.instagram.com/p/CT49m4qlT6D/?utm_medium=copy_link
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Sep 16, 2021 18:11
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I used to work on those way back in the day and was around when we flew one into the ground and reduced it to ashes, that sucked so much.
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Sep 16, 2021 20:04
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Well someone is gonna have a bad day in about half a minute.
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Sep 16, 2021 20:08
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My terrist’n shorts really hug my hips.
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This will be my gif reply for all-time whenever North Korea fires a missile into the ocean.
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not caring here posted:Well someone is gonna have a bad day in about half a minute. Don't they have a timed fuze?
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I trust the timed fuse of an RPG-7 much more than I do the competency of some Hizballah nut rider prancing around in flip flops and shorts to aim well above the roofs. There's already photos of some dude's roof that got caved in.
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