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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

bessantj posted:

Thank you for your opinions JordanKai, Random Stranger.

I'v gotten to the point in Fantastic Four where Thing and Ms. Marvel have been hit with cosmic rays and so Ms Marvel is now She-Thing (her story is weird) and Thing is now an extra pointy monster, his redesign is awful probably the worst I have ever seen, has there been a worse redesign in comic book history?

Dr. Strange and Dr. Fate, both from the mid-90s.

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ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008



don't toy with me like that :(

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

bessantj posted:

Thank you for your opinions JordanKai, Random Stranger.

I'v gotten to the point in Fantastic Four where Thing and Ms. Marvel have been hit with cosmic rays and so Ms Marvel is now She-Thing (her story is weird) and Thing is now an extra pointy monster, his redesign is awful probably the worst I have ever seen, has there been a worse redesign in comic book history?

you're coming up on a truly heinous Invisible Woman costume so you don't even have to look at a different title to find one, get excited

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Karma Tornado posted:

you're coming up on a truly heinous Invisible Woman costume so you don't even have to look at a different title to find one, get excited

That costume design is still about 70 issues into his future. They're in the depths of the Englehart run which is a fate I'd wish on no one.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Rhyno posted:

Any costume that debuted in THE CROSSING gets a pass just for being a part of the worst crossover in Marvel history.

What was so bad about it? Worst Crossover of both the big two or just Marvel?

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Dr. Strange and Dr. Fate, both from the mid-90s.

Oh, got that to come. Well Dr. Strange anyway.

Karma Tornado posted:

you're coming up on a truly heinous Invisible Woman costume so you don't even have to look at a different title to find one, get excited

I was thinking you meant Malice or something like that and was going to say it wasn't great but better than Grimms redesign. But i see RS has given me something to dread.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



bessantj posted:

What was so bad about it? Worst Crossover of both the big two or just Marvel?

It's often called the worst crossover, full stop. That said, it's mercifully short compared to some truly awful crossovers I've read.

Quick background: the Avengers were dogshit awful at the time. A book that mainly existed on inertia. The Crossing was one of those, "Everything you know is wrong!" storylines that were popular at the time. I read it a few years ago and nothing from it sticks in my head because outside of the big reveals, it doesn't make a lot of sense. There's a door in the Avengers' basement that's really mysterious and characters nobody could ever care about driving the plot.

The big thing is that Tony Stark had been working for Kang right from the beginning and now was the time for him to betray everyone. That's how the Wasp gets injured and then fixed up by turning her into a.bug monster. The Avengers take care of their Iron Man problem by getting a teenaged Tony Stark from the past to replace him and the one that people had been reading about for decades gets killed.

Then Heroes Reborn happened immediately afterward and everyone just politely forgot that any of it ever happened.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Oh wow, well not looking forward to that.

Random Stranger posted:

Then Heroes Reborn happened immediately afterward and everyone just politely forgot that any of it ever happened.

I feel that's true of a good chunk of crossovers.

EDIT: I have "The Evolutionary War" coming up soon so that's something to look forward to.

bessantj fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Sep 16, 2021

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Rhyno posted:

Any costume that debuted in THE CROSSING gets a pass just for being a part of the worst crossover in Marvel history.

Remember how before Heroes Reborn that was going to reignite interest in the Avengers?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Dawgstar posted:

Remember how before Heroes Reborn that was going to reignite interest in the Avengers?

You and I remember 1995 very differently.

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


I guess it's not exactly a redesign since it's a different character taking up the mantle entirely, but Thunderstrike Thor will forever haunt me.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JordanKai posted:

I guess it's not exactly a redesign since it's a different character taking up the mantle entirely, but Thunderstrike Thor will forever haunt me.

HOW


DARE


YOU

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

bessantj posted:


Surely she's with neither. Which one is she with? It hasn't been that long, in my own reading of back issues, since Cyclops up and dumped Madeline and their son. Frankly he seems more pissed off that she isn't Jean.
This is the Summers house on the moon


Zoom in on Jean Grey's room.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Skwirl posted:

This is the Summers house on the moon


Zoom in on Jean Grey's room.

lol, that is amazing.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lobok posted:

lol, that is amazing.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

JordanKai posted:

I guess it's not exactly a redesign since it's a different character taking up the mantle entirely, but Thunderstrike Thor will forever haunt me.

Thunderstrike is fine. Now late '90s Thor? That's where your problems come in.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

X-O posted:

Thunderstrike is fine. Now late '90s Thor? That's where your problems come in.



Did they forget to design a lower left leg for him? Also while the mankini top is amazing they did show restraint by not giving him any pouches.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


I don't follow X-Men to know if they've ever "gone there" but I'm thinking about how in so many romance stories in fiction where the man and woman are at odds with each other until it's revealed the tension all along was actually attraction and they end up together and then thinking about Cyke and Wolverine over the years.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Madkal posted:

Did they forget to design a lower left leg for him? Also while the mankini top is amazing they did show restraint by not giving him any pouches.
It's probably obscured in the panel it's from, and whoever cut it out didn't care to also cut out the rock/bush/dead body.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Rhyno posted:

You and I remember 1995 very differently.

Oh, it was going to be THE BIG THING for Avengers but of course did way more harm than good and it's understandable they toss it to the Image boys.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

X-O posted:

Thunderstrike is fine. Now late '90s Thor? That's where your problems come in.



That isn't even late 90s Thor, he wore that costume in like one comic. And one page of the Crossing.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


JordanKai posted:

I guess it's not exactly a redesign since it's a different character taking up the mantle entirely, but Thunderstrike Thor will forever haunt me.

I just read the issue of Thor where he appears as an early support character.

Skwirl posted:

This is the Summers house on the moon


Zoom in on Jean Grey's room.

Lobok posted:

lol, that is amazing.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lobok posted:

I don't follow X-Men to know if they've ever "gone there" but I'm thinking about how in so many romance stories in fiction where the man and woman are at odds with each other until it's revealed the tension all along was actually attraction and they end up together and then thinking about Cyke and Wolverine over the years.

There's an alternate reality Logan that's married to Hercules. But so far in X-Men I think it's more strongly implied that both Scott and Logan are with Jean and just friends with each other. Aside from the apartment diagram there's hasn't been anything explicit about Jean and Logan actually hooking up though.

A Cyke/Wolverine make-out scene would be pretty cool, if only for how much it would freak the gently caress out of the comicsgate people.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"Gamers took to the internet today to express their outrage over Insomniac's new Wolverine game that featured a cutscene between Wolverine and long-time frenemy Cyclops that prompted players with a QTE to make the two characters passionately make out. Frustrated with the Freudian implications of 'accidentally' pressing the button, they swarmed Insomniac's social media feeds and"

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Which one is the top?

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Logan/Scott hot coffee mod for wolverine when

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

Rhyno posted:

That isn't even late 90s Thor, he wore that costume in like one comic. And one page of the Crossing.

Didn't Thor wear that costume in Marvel vs DC/DC vs Marvel ?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

maltesh posted:

Didn't Thor wear that costume in Marvel vs DC/DC vs Marvel ?

I guess, but like that even counts!

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
A Brief History of Thor in the 1990s:

1991: Eric Masterson becomes Thor with a half-mask half-helmet and other minor cosmetic changes to make him a HERO FOR THE NINETIES

1993: Thor Odinson returns and has his classic outfit, but Eric becomes Thunderstrike, a HERO FOR THE NINETIES

1994: Thor joins "The Godpack" to work with High Evolutionary, and gets a cool new armored costume to truly show that he is a HERO FOR THE NINETIES

1995: Thunderstrike dies and his book is canceled, proving that Thor Odinson is the real HERO FOR THE NINETIES

Also 1995: To really show that he is a HERO FOR THE NINETIES, Thor gets a revamp from Warren Ellis, which shifts the focus to a hardboiled British bastard chainsmoking in a trenchcoat who is trying to figure out what's going on with Thor. Short answer: he's been banging the Enchantress, has decided he should stop talking dumb and stop wearing his dumb outfit. He just starts walking around shirtless/helmetless and using NINETIES colloquialisms.

Also 1995: Post-Ellis, Thor gets a costume with CHAINS and an AB-WINDOW courtesy of Mike Deodato Jr. as part of the Crossing event, except while he's shown in the costume in various promotional art and covers, he's just in his old shirtless outfit for 99% of the crossover.

1996: The cool chain costume eventually appears officially for the first time in Marvel vs. DC. After that it appears in a couple of guest appearances and in the final issue of Thor before he sacrifices himself in the Onslaught crossover, where he appears in the previous shirtless costume.

Also 1996: Rob Liefeld redesigns the Avengers, including Thor, for Heroes Reborn, finally making him a HERO FOR THE NINETIES!

1998: Thor comes back in Heroes Return, looking pretty much exactly like he did in the 1980s.

Edge & Christian fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Sep 16, 2021

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Skwirl posted:

There's an alternate reality Logan that's married to Hercules. But so far in X-Men I think it's more strongly implied that both Scott and Logan are with Jean and just friends with each other. Aside from the apartment diagram there's hasn't been anything explicit about Jean and Logan actually hooking up though.

A Cyke/Wolverine make-out scene would be pretty cool, if only for how much it would freak the gently caress out of the comicsgate people.

There’s an issue of X-Force that ends with Jean and Logan loving in a hot tub.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Open Marriage Night posted:

There’s an issue of X-Force that ends with Jean and Logan loving in a hot tub.

Oh yeah. Needs to have something with a call back to that, but it's Wolves/Cyke in the tup.

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Skwirl posted:

Oh yeah. Needs to have something with a call back to that, but it's Wolves/Cyke in the tup.
Not really what you were thinking or what anyone sane would actually want, but Mark Millar did write a Wolverine/Cyclops hot tub scene in Youngblood: Bloodsport

Not particularly worksafe

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


Lobok posted:

"Gamers took to the internet today to express their outrage over Insomniac's new Wolverine game that featured a cutscene between Wolverine and long-time frenemy Cyclops that prompted players with a QTE to make the two characters passionately make out. Frustrated with the Freudian implications of 'accidentally' pressing the button, they swarmed Insomniac's social media feeds and"

More controversial than the white phosphorous QTE in Spec Ops.

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

Edge & Christian posted:

Not really what you were thinking or what anyone sane would actually want, but Mark Millar did write a Wolverine/Cyclops hot tub scene in Youngblood: Bloodsport

Not particularly worksafe

it's wild that that scene isn't even the worst thing in that book, because that book also has, if I remember right, a two page spread of Shaft riding a jetpack-wearing zombie MLK Jr

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Masterpiece of an explanation but...

Edge & Christian posted:

Also 1996: Rob Liefeld redesigns the Avengers, including Thor, for Heroes Reborn, finally making him a HERO FOR THE NINETIES!

What's wrong with Thor's face?!?!?!

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

bessantj posted:

What's wrong with Thor's face?!?!?!
You've heard of the Odinsleep, get ready for the ODINSNEEZE

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
The best thing about the crossing was it lead to avengers forever in which it said everything from that poo poo was space phantoms. Avengers forever is so so good and it’s a shame songbird ain’t in anything.

Bulgaroctonus
Dec 31, 2008


Karma Tornado posted:

it's wild that that scene isn't even the worst thing in that book, because that book also has, if I remember right, a two page spread of Shaft riding a jetpack-wearing zombie MLK Jr

Can somebody please give me a rundown of whatever the gently caress is going on here? Is this a joke I’m not getting? Was Youngblood part of Marvel at the time somehow? How’d they not get sued for copyright infringement or, I dunno literal character defamation? I mean gently caress the Marvel poo poo, MLK Jr’s family is extremely loving protective of his likeness. Please help, I DO NOT want to google this poo poo.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Bulgaroctonus posted:

Can somebody please give me a rundown of whatever the gently caress is going on here? Is this a joke I’m not getting? Was Youngblood part of Marvel at the time somehow? How’d they not get sued for copyright infringement or, I dunno literal character defamation? I mean gently caress the Marvel poo poo, MLK Jr’s family is extremely loving protective of his likeness. Please help, I DO NOT want to google this poo poo.
The rundown was that Rob Liefeld has spent the past 30-ish years trying to chase whatever is hip and relevant and also trying to get Big Name Writers to do Youngblood stories, so in 2003, hot off Mark Millar doing the edgy Authority and the edgy Ultimates, Liefeld asked him to do a cynical and outrageous revamp of Youngblood, which was like a dumber and meaner X-Statix with the members of Youngblood being reality TV stars with endorsement deals doing loads of cocaine and gettin' blowjobs at hot tub orgies and cussin' a lot and just being cynical jerks.

Shaft is technically one of the only heroes still trying to be a hero, but he's worn down and cussing a lot and fighting The Legion of Evil, who turned all of the "Sixties Civil Rights Movement" leaders (Malcolm X, MLK, Elijah Muhammad, other people who maybe are real figures or just random black people in suits, Liefeld is not great at likenesses) into zombies who are trying to steal Superman Supreme's pubic hair from a museum to make a bunch of evil Black Superman Supreme clones but Shaft re-kills all of them while riding Zombie MLK through a hotel room where Namor and Sue Richards are loving and that is the first six pages and it does not get any less dumb. The plot, such as it is, is that Youngblood is reunited by Nick Fury Agent Graves in their secret headquarters under the porno palace Stan Lee runs, allegedly for a mission but really because Nick Fury put bombs in everyone's head and is going to make them Battle Royale for his amusement or else he'll blow up all of their heads, because everything is decadent and depraved. TO BE CONTINUED

They never published anything past the first issue because Rob Liefeld is not good at finishing projects.

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JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


I completely forgot about Millar's dire run on The Authority until now. How could you do this to me?

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