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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Shinjobi posted:

Just give him "the Fire Ant" as a nickname and keep on rolling. "The Fire Ant, Orange Cassidy" is exactly my brand of ridiculous wrestle name.

I'm fine with the one very amusing reference Excalibur made to Orange being Fire Ant and leaving it at that

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



"Everyone knows what that is."

From the guy who gave us the gimmick of "tag team of evil businessmen from a Dickins novel who cough a lot."

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Hedgehog Pie posted:

Gender reveal parties, much like funerals, are not actually for the person they're supposed to be honouring.

here's that duck

quOTEd the wrong post. sorry about that

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Sep 17, 2021

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


His exchange with the ISW guy about Giant Tiger is even better.

https://twitter.com/RotchyKong/status/1438887490446938113

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Me & Quack, the only people who still think the Colony were a more fun gimmick than Orange Cassidy.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/RotchyKong/status/1438884938779090951

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

Cavauro posted:

here's that duck

quOTEd the wrong post. sorry about that

I'll allow it.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
The mere thought of Giant Tiger in a Chikara ring is :psyduck:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

stab posted:

The mere thought of Giant Tiger in a Chikara ring is :psyduck:

Montreal scoops buddy

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



QUACK QUACK

https://twitter.com/BillyKumo/status/1438894782856695817?s=20

https://twitter.com/RefKaty/status/1438897931181043727?s=20

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
drat I haven't thought about Giant Tiger in at least a decade. Incredible memories

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Beeswax posted:

drat I haven't thought about Giant Tiger in at least a decade. Incredible memories

The only sober wrestler at my wedding


How that happened I don't loving know

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Cavauro posted:

quack is that dork from ducktales who would turn into gizmoduck but instead of doing that he turns into the same little dumbass guy who won't shut up wearing a garbage bag. i thought about this character because i was hoping his name had quack in it but it didn't. it's fenton crackshell. you win some, you lose some

I remember when I thought Quackenbush was cool because I was all "Oh! A Marx Brothers reference!"

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


stab posted:

The mere thought of Giant Tiger in a Chikara ring is :psyduck:

Danshoku Dino was at King of Trios once. How much worse would Giant Tiger have been?

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Gavok posted:

Danshoku Dino was at King of Trios once. How much worse would Giant Tiger have been?

Oh my sweet summer child

Here's an example:

He once wrestler Colt Cabana wearing nothing but a pair of tights....made out of bacon.


Colt is jewish.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Giant Tiger would 100% cut a promo about the Beef Father Fucker Promo while the crowd chanted FAMILY FRIENDLY or whatever.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

MassRafTer posted:

Giant Tiger would 100% cut a promo about the Beef Father Fucker Promo while the crowd chanted FAMILY FRIENDLY or whatever.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgi7Jl2AS74

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.instagram.com/p/CT7ux71JYqp/

:eyepop:

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Taz's son is more beautiful and teen soap-y than Luke Perry's son. Taz should have been in 90210.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

xbilkis posted:

Taz's son is more beautiful and teen soap-y than Luke Perry's son. Taz should have been in 90210.

Make Jungle Boy, Griff, and Hook a Handsome Boy Squad. Make Tony Schiavone interview them at The Peach Pit exclusively.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Ganso Bomb posted:

Make Jungle Boy, Griff, and Hook a Handsome Boy Squad. Make Tony Schiavone interview them at The Peach Pit exclusively. Have them feud with The Wing Men.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

xbilkis posted:

Taz's son is more beautiful and teen soap-y than Luke Perry's son. Taz should have been in 90210.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

How the gently caress did any of that come from Taz?

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Gumball Gumption posted:

How the gently caress did any of that come from Taz?

He was very adamant on one of the shows recently that Hook is like a model and gets all of his good looks from his mother.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Gumball Gumption posted:

How the gently caress did any of that come from Taz?

i think that every time

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Ganso Bomb posted:

He was very adamant on one of the shows recently that Hook is like a model and gets all of his good looks from his mother.

*his mudda

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

my new purpose in life is to Post Boots

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Gumball Gumption posted:

How the gently caress did any of that come from Taz?

There is nothing sexier than the FTW lifestyle.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Ganso Bomb posted:

He was very adamant on one of the shows recently that Hook is like a model and gets all of his good looks from his mother.

I love how Taz the character shuts off if you mention Hook's hair and he just becomes Taz the Dad

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Ricky Starks is gonna lose to CM Punk and Taz will be consoling him when HOOK puts Stroke Daddy in the KATA HOOK JIME .

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


lol that's the same thing I thought when reading that paragraph of him pouring his heart and soul into a design that's been done before, and done before by wrestlers that understood the fuckin' original art style at the very least

https://twitter.com/youngbucks/status/1429465690918965260

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

stab posted:

The only sober wrestler at my wedding


How that happened I don't loving know

I assume threats of physical violence from the other wrestlers.

And hey if the Chikara tape library is going at a reasonable price, many people would probably happily purchase it. I'd guess Quack would price himself out of the market in a stubborn way, or think he can revive it again.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Wazzu posted:

I assume threats of physical violence from the other wrestlers.

And hey if the Chikara tape library is going at a reasonable price, many people would probably happily purchase it. I'd guess Quack would price himself out of the market in a stubborn way, or think he can revive it again.

Isn't it just part of IWTV these days?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

forkboy84 posted:

Isn't it just part of IWTV these days?

I don't think they own it fully though, there's some Chikara on Amazon Prime

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Giant Tiger and Sexxxy Eddy

Wrestling needs more maniacs like those two.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

coconono posted:

Giant Tiger and Sexxxy Eddy

Wrestling needs more maniacs like those two.

I'm not sure how well Giant Tiger's whole deal has aged, but you're right in principle.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

CombineThresher posted:

I'm not sure how well Giant Tiger's whole deal has aged, but you're right in principle.

Unless strip club rules have changed in Quebec recently I'm pretty sure Montreal wrestling still lives in its own off-kilter orbit(inside the province that is)

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Wazzu posted:

I assume threats of physical violence from the other wrestlers.

And hey if the Chikara tape library is going at a reasonable price, many people would probably happily purchase it. I'd guess Quack would price himself out of the market in a stubborn way, or think he can revive it again.

TK buy Chikara for the AEW Network

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Who’s your Hero?

https://twitter.com/chrishero/status/1439064968519995397?s=21

it’s Chris Hero

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Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom
What has he done since being released by wwe anyways? Haven't heard about him at all.

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