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hm. I'd have used lube
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Sep 17, 2021 17:59
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May 11, 2024 18:44
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- Karate Bastard
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Ninety three seconds huh. Pft.
I could have done it in half that. From flaccid, just saying.
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Sep 17, 2021 18:04
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- Code Jockey
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*gestures forcefully towards the TV, knocking over bowl of cheese puffs* Oh come on, you didn't think this was going to happen? Your stepmom really didn't give you any signals before now? This is ridiculous
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Sep 17, 2021 18:08
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- Karate Bastard
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Yeah alright, alright you seem to know what you are doing but are you ready for this poo poo??? *changes channel to fox network*
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Sep 17, 2021 18:15
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- Ventral EggSac
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Hey lady *cupping my hands around my mouth* THEY"RE HAVING SEX RIGHT ON THE COUCH, I know you're busy cooking but it's an open plan kitchen for fucks sake
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Sep 17, 2021 18:42
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*stands within a foot of the TV, hands on either side of it gripping it angrily* YOU AREN'T EVEN STUCK IN THAT WINDOW
THERE'S LIKE AN INCH ON EITHER SIDE OF YOU
YOU COULD GET OUT IF YOU WANTED god this is ridiculous
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Sep 17, 2021 18:46
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A clipshow episode? Really, in 2021? ...Yeah, this is better actually.
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Sep 17, 2021 19:09
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- Karate Bastard
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Yeah I'm sorry I walked in on you but the showerhead? Really??? Girlfriend that's so nineties compared to *hurk* *krang-flopple*
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Sep 17, 2021 19:12
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A witch with a bong.
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Sep 17, 2021 19:20
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What the gently caress, what is this, techno music?
Where's the smooth jazz? Where is the sexophone? The sexophone sets the mood! How am I supposed to know it's time to hump with all these drum machines and synthesizers going BOOP BOOP WHATEVER
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Sep 17, 2021 19:20
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- Karate Bastard
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Why yes, Henry, darling, I rather do think I'm better than you at doing what you like, to yourself.
Why do I feel like I'm writing fanfiction. I hate this. I'll go take a shower.
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Sep 17, 2021 19:42
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- Ventral EggSac
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I was going to do one about criticizing rear end-to-mouth on form as if it were a 'play' in a sports game but then I thought, no, better not
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Sep 17, 2021 20:11
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- Karate Bastard
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How meta
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Sep 17, 2021 20:14
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- Karate Bastard
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Well I hope you are all thoroughly uncomfortable!
...uh, how do we know when this joke is over?
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Sep 17, 2021 20:30
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- Ventral EggSac
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now is fine with me
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Sep 17, 2021 20:42
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- Karate Bastard
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This got dangerously close to becoming a thread.
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Sep 17, 2021 20:59
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A witch with a bong, also Luigi is smoking crack. The image is funny.
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Sep 18, 2021 14:04
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I know just enough about philosophy to realize how little I know about it.
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Sep 20, 2021 05:13
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Frog with the tongs
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Sep 20, 2021 05:14
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Sep 20, 2021 10:36
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Cait Sidious
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Sep 20, 2021 14:06
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A dating sim but it's like dating bones.
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Sep 21, 2021 00:17
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A 90s adventure game double page spread walkthrough except it's for a book. Like Dr Zhivago or something.
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Sep 21, 2021 00:30
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- RavenousScoot
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sending your rivals images of toilet seats so they catch a computer/phone virus
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Sep 22, 2021 00:15
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- Code Jockey
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playing chess by mail but using a public bathroom stall instead
other people all making comments like
e2 e4 <---- HAHA DAM SON SICK
Bb5
Bb5 b6 <--- YO gently caress YOU THAT HORSEY WAS MY LAST 1
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Sep 22, 2021 00:47
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- RavenousScoot
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playing chess by mail but using a public bathroom stall instead
other people all making comments like
e2 e4 <---- HAHA DAM SON SICK
Bb5
Bb5 b6 <--- YO gently caress YOU THAT HORSEY WAS MY LAST 1
pondering your next move and then rubbing one out quick for some post nut clarity and getting dq'd because you were overheard enhancing your performance
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Sep 22, 2021 01:03
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- RavenousScoot
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playing chess by mail but using a public bathroom stall instead
other people all making comments like
e2 e4 <---- HAHA DAM SON SICK
Bb5
Bb5 b6 <--- YO gently caress YOU THAT HORSEY WAS MY LAST 1
waiting for your opponent to come in and see your checkmate move so you can kick the door in to t-bag them irl
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Sep 22, 2021 01:04
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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pondering your next move and then rubbing one out quick for some post nut clarity and getting dq'd because you were overheard enhancing your performance
ah, the scholar's wank
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Sep 22, 2021 01:14
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FOR A GOOD TIME RxD1 <----- LOL DON'T DO IT ITS A TRICK
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Sep 22, 2021 03:16
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- google THIS
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Sticking my dilz in the gloryhole and when I pull out the tip looks like a queen's crown
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Sep 22, 2021 03:42
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Sticking a bishop through a gloryhole cos the funny hat looks like a peeny
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Sep 22, 2021 03:45
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I'm a Bene Gesserit witch who brings the pain box to the glory hole
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Sep 22, 2021 03:49
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- RavenousScoot
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getting mad that you're losing so you complain about the graf to get it scrubbed
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Sep 22, 2021 04:00
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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"I must not cum, cum is the boner killer"
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Sep 22, 2021 04:25
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- Ventral EggSac
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I will let cum pass in and through me. only boner will remain
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Sep 22, 2021 14:19
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- Ventral EggSac
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Jumanji x Matrix crossover where if you play the boardgame and land on the one square you get ripped out of your battery pack.
Robin Williams in a leather suit saying "Oh, hello Morpheus" with a lisp and then saluting him exaggeratedly
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Sep 22, 2021 14:21
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- Adbot
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May 11, 2024 18:44
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- Ventral EggSac
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Robin getting plugged in for the first time afterwards and rapid-cycling through quotes from famous robots ("danger will robinson!" "exterminate!")
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