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Bicyclops posted:this dream needs some background: GorfZaplen posted:I had a dream Metroid Prime 4 was out on the Gamecube. It was placed in a massive ruined real life city that was nothing but concrete husks and overgrown buildings, and the enemies were all distorted forms of real wildlife. I was hopping around admiring the detailed scenery and environmental puzzles when I got a codec call from the Metroid Fusion computer. He told me to meet up with Federation forces at a nearby abandoned highschool. This opened up the map, which was revealed to be a to-scale recreation of an actual Eastern European city. My hype was incomparable. I scrolled around the map a bit and saw a map marker labeled "TTTTTTTrains!" I wondered what that meant and closed the map only to suddenly see dozens of long trains barreling down the road toward me. I woke up as soon as they were about to hit me. lmao
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Bicyclops posted:this dream needs some background: lmao and also glad to learn more bicyclops lore
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Sep 16, 2021 15:09
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Wormskull posted:Big willy and the gays.
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I had a dream where United States Representative Alexandria-Ocasio Cortez came over to our house to play Mario Kart. I made some coffee and asked how she liked it, she asked if I had any scotch to put in it so I showed off the bottle of Japanese whiskey I had in the cabinet. My girlfriend was not pleased.
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I had a dream where United States Representative Alexandria-Ocasio Cortez came over to our house to play Mario Kart. I made some coffee and asked how she liked it, she asked if I had any scotch to put in it so I showed off the bottle of Japanese whiskey I had in the cabinet. My girlfriend was not pleased. lol so many long suffering imp wives & girlfriends
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I had a dream last night that I was working at some small store (like CVS sized) that never had customers and was failing. The owner was about to go bankrupt so as a last ditch effort he showed up with a mech like from the one from the Titanfall campaign but way smaller. It was a bit bigger than person sized (the person's legs fit into the mech legs) so it could fit in the store but it still had all the guns and missiles. His idea was that they could promote it as a 'shopping exoskeleton' and customers would want to come and walk around the store in it while buying stuff for fun. So he put up a big sign in front of the store that said something like "TRY OUR NEW SHOPPING EXOSKELETON" and then left. A few minutes later this gross redneck guy came in all excited to try out the mech. He had like food stains smeared all over his face and clothes and was wearing overalls but was so fat that he couldn't buckle them and the front part just flapped around. He jumped into the mech and start slapping buttons and like spinning around super fast shooting bullets and missiles and loving up the store. The mech then charged through a wall and went straight into a small lake outside and immediately sank into the bottom. Then it did the mech explosion thing from Titanfall underwater but the redneck guy never ejected or anything so I guess he died. The owner came back and started screaming about his store and called the cops and they arrested me for negligence
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:I had a dream last night that I was working at some small store (like CVS sized) that never had customers and was failing. The owner was about to go bankrupt so as a last ditch effort he showed up with a mech like from the one from the Titanfall campaign but way smaller. It was a bit bigger than person sized (the person's legs fit into the mech legs) so it could fit in the store but it still had all the guns and missiles. His idea was that they could promote it as a 'shopping exoskeleton' and customers would want to come and walk around the store in it while buying stuff for fun. So he put up a big sign in front of the store that said something like "TRY OUR NEW SHOPPING EXOSKELETON" and then left. lmfao
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Sep 16, 2021 16:44
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:I had a dream last night that I was working at some small store (like CVS sized) that never had customers and was failing. The owner was about to go bankrupt so as a last ditch effort he showed up with a mech like from the one from the Titanfall campaign but way smaller. It was a bit bigger than person sized (the person's legs fit into the mech legs) so it could fit in the store but it still had all the guns and missiles. His idea was that they could promote it as a 'shopping exoskeleton' and customers would want to come and walk around the store in it while buying stuff for fun. So he put up a big sign in front of the store that said something like "TRY OUR NEW SHOPPING EXOSKELETON" and then left. lmao
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Sep 16, 2021 16:47
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:I had a dream last night that I was working at some small store (like CVS sized) that never had customers and was failing. The owner was about to go bankrupt so as a last ditch effort he showed up with a mech like from the one from the Titanfall campaign but way smaller. It was a bit bigger than person sized (the person's legs fit into the mech legs) so it could fit in the store but it still had all the guns and missiles. His idea was that they could promote it as a 'shopping exoskeleton' and customers would want to come and walk around the store in it while buying stuff for fun. So he put up a big sign in front of the store that said something like "TRY OUR NEW SHOPPING EXOSKELETON" and then left. lmfao
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Sep 16, 2021 16:51
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:I had a dream last night that I was working at some small store (like CVS sized) that never had customers and was failing. The owner was about to go bankrupt so as a last ditch effort he showed up with a mech like from the one from the Titanfall campaign but way smaller. It was a bit bigger than person sized (the person's legs fit into the mech legs) so it could fit in the store but it still had all the guns and missiles. His idea was that they could promote it as a 'shopping exoskeleton' and customers would want to come and walk around the store in it while buying stuff for fun. So he put up a big sign in front of the store that said something like "TRY OUR NEW SHOPPING EXOSKELETON" and then left. Lmfao
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:I had a dream last night that I was working at some small store (like CVS sized) that never had customers and was failing. The owner was about to go bankrupt so as a last ditch effort he showed up with a mech like from the one from the Titanfall campaign but way smaller. It was a bit bigger than person sized (the person's legs fit into the mech legs) so it could fit in the store but it still had all the guns and missiles. His idea was that they could promote it as a 'shopping exoskeleton' and customers would want to come and walk around the store in it while buying stuff for fun. So he put up a big sign in front of the store that said something like "TRY OUR NEW SHOPPING EXOSKELETON" and then left. lol
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I had a dream that I was in a game of Humankind but just as a random citizen, and this was some kind of massively multiplayer version where all the citizens were other players. Everyone had been assigned a class and these were all colour coded, so everyone was wearing ancient Roman peasant garb but in bright colours. I'd been given pink which I was very unhappy about - I explained to another player as we were walking down to the plaza that "all the colours at this end of the rainbow are bad". There was an option to change class but the only thing I could change it to was purple, which I knew was worse. I don't think that at this point I knew what either pink or purple meant. As it turned out, pink was the religion class, so I "checked my menu" and saw there were no religions yet, which was kind of strange because there were thousands of people in pink tunics around. I figured I should start a religion, which involved visiting an old monk and receiving a large woodcut of a lotus flower. I was excited to name my religion something funny so at least I could get some enjoyment out of being this terrible class, but I was told I couldn't name it myself and I would be founding "The Religion of the Winter Squirrel". I looked again at the lotus flower woodcut and it was now a picture of a squirrel. The only duties I had as leader of this new religion were to try and get other people to join, and the only way I could do that was by sending server-wide messages to all the other players created from a dropdown menu like the soapstones from Dark Souls, with very limited word choices. I told everyone to "Make sure your [WIS MOD] is full of [BUFF]!" I guess on the basis that Clerics in D&D have high wisdom, so if people increased their wisdom they would naturally become more religious? That then segued into a long and very frustrating sequence about trying to refuel a motorbike but at that point I don't think I was in the game any more.
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Sep 16, 2021 18:46
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:I had a dream last night that I was working at some small store (like CVS sized) that never had customers and was failing. The owner was about to go bankrupt so as a last ditch effort he showed up with a mech like from the one from the Titanfall campaign but way smaller. It was a bit bigger than person sized (the person's legs fit into the mech legs) so it could fit in the store but it still had all the guns and missiles. His idea was that they could promote it as a 'shopping exoskeleton' and customers would want to come and walk around the store in it while buying stuff for fun. So he put up a big sign in front of the store that said something like "TRY OUR NEW SHOPPING EXOSKELETON" and then left. lmao
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:I had a dream last night that I was working at some small store (like CVS sized) that never had customers and was failing. The owner was about to go bankrupt so as a last ditch effort he showed up with a mech like from the one from the Titanfall campaign but way smaller. It was a bit bigger than person sized (the person's legs fit into the mech legs) so it could fit in the store but it still had all the guns and missiles. His idea was that they could promote it as a 'shopping exoskeleton' and customers would want to come and walk around the store in it while buying stuff for fun. So he put up a big sign in front of the store that said something like "TRY OUR NEW SHOPPING EXOSKELETON" and then left. lmao
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:I had a dream last night that I was working at some small store (like CVS sized) that never had customers and was failing. The owner was about to go bankrupt so as a last ditch effort he showed up with a mech like from the one from the Titanfall campaign but way smaller. It was a bit bigger than person sized (the person's legs fit into the mech legs) so it could fit in the store but it still had all the guns and missiles. His idea was that they could promote it as a 'shopping exoskeleton' and customers would want to come and walk around the store in it while buying stuff for fun. So he put up a big sign in front of the store that said something like "TRY OUR NEW SHOPPING EXOSKELETON" and then left. Lmao
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:I had a dream last night that I was working at some small store (like CVS sized) that never had customers and was failing. The owner was about to go bankrupt so as a last ditch effort he showed up with a mech like from the one from the Titanfall campaign but way smaller. It was a bit bigger than person sized (the person's legs fit into the mech legs) so it could fit in the store but it still had all the guns and missiles. His idea was that they could promote it as a 'shopping exoskeleton' and customers would want to come and walk around the store in it while buying stuff for fun. So he put up a big sign in front of the store that said something like "TRY OUR NEW SHOPPING EXOSKELETON" and then left.
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there was a game related part of a dream i had that i dont remember, but what i do remember is me finally doiing the doom map i said i would do, which included things iwanted to do like raising walls around an arena to make the cover more dynamic. eventually i reach a section that has sloped floors and i got worried about source port compatibility which woke me up
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just had a dream that my friend and all his groomsmen + me were in desperate need of help to 'prepare' his wedding. No one was sure who to call and everyone was getting really upset, when my friend said "Should we call Wario, or Bob?". I don't know who the Bob was referring to but it made sense in the dream. We decided to call Wario and one of the groomsmen 'called' him by using some kind of wrist-gauntlet power rangers type communicator. He instantly came burrowing up through the floor like a mole, and launched into a huge explanation of how hard it was for him to get here, I.E., he had to fly in a helicopter all the way across the pacific, he had to ride with a caravan of traders through the Sahara desert, etc. I was very skeptical of this in the dream since he INSTANTLY popped up after we hit the communicator. We all told him relax Wario, you don't have to explain, we understand, we like you, at which point he went dead silent, then said "Very nice" and started doing the dishes.
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Sep 18, 2021 15:51
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Spiking posted:just had a dream that my friend and all his groomsmen + me were in desperate need of help to 'prepare' his wedding. No one was sure who to call and everyone was getting really upset, when my friend said "Should we call Wario, or Bob?". I don't know who the Bob was referring to but it made sense in the dream. We decided to call Wario and one of the groomsmen 'called' him by using some kind of wrist-gauntlet power rangers type communicator. He instantly came burrowing up through the floor like a mole, and launched into a huge explanation of how hard it was for him to get here, I.E., he had to fly in a helicopter all the way across the pacific, he had to ride with a caravan of traders through the Sahara desert, etc. I was very skeptical of this in the dream since he INSTANTLY popped up after we hit the communicator. We all told him relax Wario, you don't have to explain, we understand, we like you, at which point he went dead silent, then said "Very nice" and started doing the dishes. Lmao
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Sep 18, 2021 16:01
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Spiking posted:just had a dream that my friend and all his groomsmen + me were in desperate need of help to 'prepare' his wedding. No one was sure who to call and everyone was getting really upset, when my friend said "Should we call Wario, or Bob?". I don't know who the Bob was referring to but it made sense in the dream. We decided to call Wario and one of the groomsmen 'called' him by using some kind of wrist-gauntlet power rangers type communicator. He instantly came burrowing up through the floor like a mole, and launched into a huge explanation of how hard it was for him to get here, I.E., he had to fly in a helicopter all the way across the pacific, he had to ride with a caravan of traders through the Sahara desert, etc. I was very skeptical of this in the dream since he INSTANTLY popped up after we hit the communicator. We all told him relax Wario, you don't have to explain, we understand, we like you, at which point he went dead silent, then said "Very nice" and started doing the dishes. awesome
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Sep 18, 2021 16:09
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Spiking posted:just had a dream that my friend and all his groomsmen + me were in desperate need of help to 'prepare' his wedding. No one was sure who to call and everyone was getting really upset, when my friend said "Should we call Wario, or Bob?". I don't know who the Bob was referring to but it made sense in the dream. We decided to call Wario and one of the groomsmen 'called' him by using some kind of wrist-gauntlet power rangers type communicator. He instantly came burrowing up through the floor like a mole, and launched into a huge explanation of how hard it was for him to get here, I.E., he had to fly in a helicopter all the way across the pacific, he had to ride with a caravan of traders through the Sahara desert, etc. I was very skeptical of this in the dream since he INSTANTLY popped up after we hit the communicator. We all told him relax Wario, you don't have to explain, we understand, we like you, at which point he went dead silent, then said "Very nice" and started doing the dishes. lmao
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imagining an epic, dramatically soundtracked montage of people across the globe saying we love you Wario, we believe in you, you're our only hope, etc. before he rises to his feet with an empowered vigor to stomp over to a stack of dirty plates
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Spiking posted:just had a dream that my friend and all his groomsmen + me were in desperate need of help to 'prepare' his wedding. No one was sure who to call and everyone was getting really upset, when my friend said "Should we call Wario, or Bob?". I don't know who the Bob was referring to but it made sense in the dream. We decided to call Wario and one of the groomsmen 'called' him by using some kind of wrist-gauntlet power rangers type communicator. He instantly came burrowing up through the floor like a mole, and launched into a huge explanation of how hard it was for him to get here, I.E., he had to fly in a helicopter all the way across the pacific, he had to ride with a caravan of traders through the Sahara desert, etc. I was very skeptical of this in the dream since he INSTANTLY popped up after we hit the communicator. We all told him relax Wario, you don't have to explain, we understand, we like you, at which point he went dead silent, then said "Very nice" and started doing the dishes. lmao
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Spiking posted:just had a dream that my friend and all his groomsmen + me were in desperate need of help to 'prepare' his wedding. No one was sure who to call and everyone was getting really upset, when my friend said "Should we call Wario, or Bob?". I don't know who the Bob was referring to but it made sense in the dream. We decided to call Wario and one of the groomsmen 'called' him by using some kind of wrist-gauntlet power rangers type communicator. He instantly came burrowing up through the floor like a mole, and launched into a huge explanation of how hard it was for him to get here, I.E., he had to fly in a helicopter all the way across the pacific, he had to ride with a caravan of traders through the Sahara desert, etc. I was very skeptical of this in the dream since he INSTANTLY popped up after we hit the communicator. We all told him relax Wario, you don't have to explain, we understand, we like you, at which point he went dead silent, then said "Very nice" and started doing the dishes. Lmao
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he instantly came burrowing up from the floor like a mole is my favorite part.
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wario got it together
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symbolic posted:imagining an epic, dramatically soundtracked montage of people across the globe saying we love you Wario, we believe in you, you're our only hope, etc. before he rises to his feet with an empowered vigor to stomp over to a stack of dirty plates 
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Spiking posted:just had a dream that my friend and all his groomsmen + me were in desperate need of help to 'prepare' his wedding. No one was sure who to call and everyone was getting really upset, when my friend said "Should we call Wario, or Bob?". I don't know who the Bob was referring to but it made sense in the dream. We decided to call Wario and one of the groomsmen 'called' him by using some kind of wrist-gauntlet power rangers type communicator. He instantly came burrowing up through the floor like a mole, and launched into a huge explanation of how hard it was for him to get here, I.E., he had to fly in a helicopter all the way across the pacific, he had to ride with a caravan of traders through the Sahara desert, etc. I was very skeptical of this in the dream since he INSTANTLY popped up after we hit the communicator. We all told him relax Wario, you don't have to explain, we understand, we like you, at which point he went dead silent, then said "Very nice" and started doing the dishes. very nice
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Spiking posted:just had a dream that my friend and all his groomsmen + me were in desperate need of help to 'prepare' his wedding. No one was sure who to call and everyone was getting really upset, when my friend said "Should we call Wario, or Bob?". I don't know who the Bob was referring to but it made sense in the dream. We decided to call Wario and one of the groomsmen 'called' him by using some kind of wrist-gauntlet power rangers type communicator. He instantly came burrowing up through the floor like a mole, and launched into a huge explanation of how hard it was for him to get here, I.E., he had to fly in a helicopter all the way across the pacific, he had to ride with a caravan of traders through the Sahara desert, etc. I was very skeptical of this in the dream since he INSTANTLY popped up after we hit the communicator. We all told him relax Wario, you don't have to explain, we understand, we like you, at which point he went dead silent, then said "Very nice" and started doing the dishes.
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Spiking posted:just had a dream that my friend and all his groomsmen + me were in desperate need of help to 'prepare' his wedding. No one was sure who to call and everyone was getting really upset, when my friend said "Should we call Wario, or Bob?". I don't know who the Bob was referring to but it made sense in the dream. We decided to call Wario and one of the groomsmen 'called' him by using some kind of wrist-gauntlet power rangers type communicator. He instantly came burrowing up through the floor like a mole, and launched into a huge explanation of how hard it was for him to get here, I.E., he had to fly in a helicopter all the way across the pacific, he had to ride with a caravan of traders through the Sahara desert, etc. I was very skeptical of this in the dream since he INSTANTLY popped up after we hit the communicator. We all told him relax Wario, you don't have to explain, we understand, we like you, at which point he went dead silent, then said "Very nice" and started doing the dishes. Lololol
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Spiking posted:just had a dream that my friend and all his groomsmen + me were in desperate need of help to 'prepare' his wedding. No one was sure who to call and everyone was getting really upset, when my friend said "Should we call Wario, or Bob?". I don't know who the Bob was referring to but it made sense in the dream. We decided to call Wario and one of the groomsmen 'called' him by using some kind of wrist-gauntlet power rangers type communicator. He instantly came burrowing up through the floor like a mole, and launched into a huge explanation of how hard it was for him to get here, I.E., he had to fly in a helicopter all the way across the pacific, he had to ride with a caravan of traders through the Sahara desert, etc. I was very skeptical of this in the dream since he INSTANTLY popped up after we hit the communicator. We all told him relax Wario, you don't have to explain, we understand, we like you, at which point he went dead silent, then said "Very nice" and started doing the dishes. lmao
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b_d posted:he instantly came burrowing up from the floor like a mole is my favorite part. I'm picturing him unhinging his jaw and eating through the ground like the weird dwarf from Artemis Fowl
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Spiking posted:just had a dream that my friend and all his groomsmen + me were in desperate need of help to 'prepare' his wedding. No one was sure who to call and everyone was getting really upset, when my friend said "Should we call Wario, or Bob?". I don't know who the Bob was referring to but it made sense in the dream. We decided to call Wario and one of the groomsmen 'called' him by using some kind of wrist-gauntlet power rangers type communicator. He instantly came burrowing up through the floor like a mole, and launched into a huge explanation of how hard it was for him to get here, I.E., he had to fly in a helicopter all the way across the pacific, he had to ride with a caravan of traders through the Sahara desert, etc. I was very skeptical of this in the dream since he INSTANTLY popped up after we hit the communicator. We all told him relax Wario, you don't have to explain, we understand, we like you, at which point he went dead silent, then said "Very nice" and started doing the dishes. Lmfao I had a Wario dream a few years ago where I asked for Super Wario 64 for the GBA for Christmas and got it. The game was a rom hack of Mario 64 where you play as Wario and he bounces on his rear end and farts everywhere. The graphics and frame rate looked super compressed and lovely, like when they made GBA cartridges where you can watch Shrek in <240p scenes. Later that day I saw on the news that everyone’s copies of Mario 64 were now replaced with Wario 64. Everybody was pissed and they all knew it was because I wished for it. My dad came up to me and said “you know you ruined a good thing for everyone, right?”
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NienNunb posted:Lmfao lol drat
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NienNunb posted:Lmfao Lmao
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The dark side of Imp Magic.
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NienNunb posted:Lmfao Lmao
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