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Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/BambiBlue/status/1438684325176877058?s=19

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/oldpersononline/status/1438858720906289153?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/jenny2x4/status/1439117585312718848

https://twitter.com/devonLjames/status/1438897699533860867

https://twitter.com/ProfKinyon/status/1438524904211554308

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/SamFacto/status/1439118966006243328

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/starklyjd/status/1439184783519723522
Thread

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/MrAlexisPereira/status/1439242293148635137?s=19

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1438711724786569218

https://twitter.com/bear_criminal/status/1438723501700141057

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

do not sleep on this one

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I feel incredibly old having to ask this, but what does "kuh" mean and why is that dude throwing it into the sentence like every third word?

Also, holy poo poo why do people do that weird zoom in and out real fast thing in their vids now?

I'm gonna go yell at some kids to get off my lawn now :corsair:

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
cousin, or cuzz.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Ah, that makes way more sense than what I was thinking. Thought he was shortening "because" for some reason or another.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020


"that bitch runnin off 3 triple-a batteries" lmfao

Laopooh
Jul 15, 2000

rain dogs posted:

"that bitch runnin off 3 triple-a batteries" lmfao

That got me too lmao

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/NoodlesTori/status/1439279097306390530

https://twitter.com/CatsCavern/status/1439040845873913859

https://twitter.com/heWIZARD/status/1438900847107211264

https://twitter.com/FredWuMD/status/1023034786393346048

Fixed Expression
Nov 9, 2009

CommonShore posted:

A coworker came up to me about two weeks ago and was like ACCORDING TO INTERNET WE'RE ON TRACK TO SEE THREE MILLION DEATHS TO CORONA VIRUS

I told him that if it gets to 6 digits I'll owe him a coke.


Been reading through the thread and I'm just curious if you ever got your friend that coke?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Auscultate to find out which of the two hearts is in arrest


but also don’t do that. The only good horse man is a dead horse man.


Unless you’re Mike pence and you want your horse top to be able to grab and pull your hair?? We need the ethics committee on this fast

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Fixed Expression posted:

Been reading through the thread and I'm just curious if you ever got your friend that coke?

I quit that job in May 2020 but we're still in touch and I still fully plan to give it to him when I get a chance. We haven't had much socializing since then.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
A centaur obviously has two hearts.

Where did you get your degree doctor? The back of a lucky charms box?!

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Paging elise

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

NGL I had to google this. It was not what I was expecting

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Frank Frank posted:

NGL I had to google this. It was not what I was expecting

Because I'm internet poisoned I knew what it meant and laughed out loud when a psychologist told me CBT might help with my anxiety.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Frank Frank posted:

NGL I had to google this. It was not what I was expecting

Yeah, they say it has all of these benefits and doesn't get you high, but IDK man.




Unrealted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJqIcQCWVXM

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I cannot imagine the benefits outweighing y’know, the torture part

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Frank Frank posted:

I cannot imagine the benefits outweighing y’know, the torture part

I mean, among the people who do it, that's the main appeal.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Frank Frank posted:

NGL I had to google this. It was not what I was expecting

:getin:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Skwirl posted:

I mean, among the people who do it, that's the main appeal.

I imagine it must suck to be a demon anymore. You keep torturing the damned and every other person is getting off to it.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I imagine it must suck to be a demon anymore. You keep torturing the damned and every other person is getting off to it.

A sadist on a date with the masochist, masochist says "hurt me" the sadist says "no."

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

freeedr posted:

Auscultate to find out which of the two hearts is in arrest

Wait, is that doctor for "listen?" Medicine is so stupid

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I need some CBD to calm me down after my CBT to help me with CBT.

Fixed Expression
Nov 9, 2009

CommonShore posted:

I quit that job in May 2020 but we're still in touch and I still fully plan to give it to him when I get a chance. We haven't had much socializing since then.

I find the continuity of this oddly soothing, thank you.

cubicle gangster
Jun 26, 2005

magda, make the tea

Frank Frank posted:

NGL I had to google this. It was not what I was expecting

How did you Google it? The only results I get are about therapy.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

cubicle gangster posted:

How did you Google it? The only results I get are about therapy.

Urban Dictionary I would guess.

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Mescal posted:

Wait, is that doctor for "listen?" Medicine is so stupid

God forbid people who study for 6+ years know some difficult words.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

cubicle gangster posted:

How did you Google it? The only results I get are about therapy.

Urban dictionary popped up and that was the first entry. I ignored the medical results since I knew it was going to be something weird/gross

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Brandfarlig posted:

God forbid people who study for 6+ years know some difficult words.

Meh, 6+ is a bit generous. Until they got 10y and specialisation done they're not doctor enough to carry that title inside the medical caste. Medicine is a very long train to ride.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Skwirl posted:

Because I'm internet poisoned I knew what it meant and laughed out loud when a psychologist told me CBT might help with my anxiety.

I can think of at least 4 definitions for CBT, all commonly used in certain fields, and it's infuriating when people assume there's only one, mention it out of context, and then get upset when you get the wrong one

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxqaO8vf2RY

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

ookiimarukochan posted:

I can think of at least 4 definitions for CBT, all commonly used in certain fields, and it's infuriating when people assume there's only one, mention it out of context, and then get upset when you get the wrong one

He said Cognitive Behavioral Therapy first, then used the acronym. I don't blame him.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

B, because if a body that size were dependent on a human heart, the patient would have expired years ago.

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Dachshundofdoom
Feb 14, 2013

Pillbug
Maybe that's why he's in cardiac arrest. Without a full medical history we can't be sure how recently the patient became a centaur.

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