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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Rarity posted:

Who the hell would buy canned bread? :stare:

Nothing wrong with canned brown bread

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Rarity posted:

Who the hell would buy canned bread? :stare:

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Nothing wrong with canned brown bread

My brother got me canned brown bread, canned butter, and canned bacon when he was in London a few years ago. What the gently caress, England.

(i found canned macaroni and cheese for him this year)

Microwaving corn on the cob is fine, the kernels are filled with water and it cooks really fast! What skeeved me was them eating it in the wrong direction!!

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Deathlove posted:

My brother got me canned brown bread, canned butter, and canned bacon when he was in London a few years ago. What the gently caress, England.

(i found canned macaroni and cheese for him this year)

Microwaving corn on the cob is fine, the kernels are filled with water and it cooks really fast! What skeeved me was them eating it in the wrong direction!!

How the gently caress do you eat corn in the wrong direction were they holding the cob vertically?

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
They cut it into slices and the ate the kernels off the cob that way

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I eat the cob and set aside the kernels like they're pizza-crust.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
I once bought canned croissants. They were all right. Like, you were supposed to cut up the dough and stretch it and due to it's texture it'll come out like a (straight) croissant.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
so you can microwave canned bread with a microwave burger and microwave corn

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

sumbitch

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Please don’t microwave things in a can. Metal causes sparks. I learned that from trying to make French fries by wrapping a potato in tin foil and putting that all in the microwave

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Nothing wrong with canned brown bread

Lmao and you took the piss out of my microwave burgers

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Rarity posted:

Lmao and you took the piss out of my microwave burgers

I don't actively eat the brown bread it was just something I had growing up!!

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Canned bread is good.
Microwave Burgers are good.

Love and Peace for trash food. I'm sure we can all get along.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

I don't actively eat the brown bread it was just something I had growing up!!

Yeah I had a rough upbringing too but at least we didn't canned bread

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
https://twitter.com/itsBayleyWWE/status/1440295329203585026

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Lulu and Emi discovering the Joy of (American) Biscuits is amazing. :allears:

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/eviluno/status/1440380496190398468?s=21

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Canned biscuits are good. They’re not as good as the home made stuff but there’s nothing wrong with them.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

This is gonne fuckin' rule

https://twitter.com/beyondwrestling/status/1440145133060562956

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/JeffTheShow/status/1440389018860937220

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

:ohdear:

inthesto
May 12, 2010

Pro is an amazing name!
Canned bread dough is super common in America, and it's pretty darn good. Probably because it's loaded to the gills with butter and salt.

Now, this stuff on the other hand:



Actually, it's not as bad as you might think. Still not great.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

what the gently caress

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Isn't the canned brown bread the consistency of like a banana bread? I've heard it's closer to a cake than a bread.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Just get some frozen yeast dough rolls, melt some butter mix with a little bit of garlic salt, spread it over the surface, and bake that poo poo. You freaking heathens............loving canned bread I swear.........

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Yeah let me just take extra time to cook. Plop it out, zap it, and that’s dinner taken care of. Thank you Kenmore.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

The box mix of Red Lobster’s cheddar bay biscuits is the best thing in my life

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

NienNunb posted:

The box mix of Red Lobster’s cheddar bay biscuits is the best thing in my life

The trick for that is under baking them just a smidge so they're nice n soft.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

has there ever been a baker gimmick. like in wwf. like brodus "the baker" poundcake

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Mulaney Power Move posted:

has there ever been a baker gimmick. like in wwf. like brodus "the baker" poundcake

Rob Van Dam is pretty baked.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Mulaney Power Move posted:

has there ever been a baker gimmick. like in wwf. like brodus "the baker" poundcake

Red Velvet

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Nick Gage makes pizza, does that count?

Lethrom
Jul 12, 2010



inthesto posted:




Actually, it's not as bad as you might think. Still not great.

Brown Bread owns and yes I'm fat why do you ask?

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Y’all have had 2 years inside, shoulda learned how to sourdough like me

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

that’s a good looking loaf op

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/roylucier/status/1440413908188090374

holy poo poo this rules

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




https://mobile.twitter.com/Fightful/status/1440391890797355015

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

been saying that

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
That's a face of a man, who thinks about eating tree sperm.

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explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

That's an appropriately creepy thumbnail for the story about eating tree cum

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