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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Armchair Quarterback > Release the Crack Hens - SASNHL Fantasy Draft 2021
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mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Oops I mixed up the teams. The Blues are taking Greenway.

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

 This is how GMs ending up signing Jeff Finger and forgetting to send their qualifying offers

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Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

 The Los Angeles Kings proudly select playoff misfit D Alexander Romanov

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

This is how GMs ending up signing Jeff Finger and forgetting to send their qualifying offers

Yeah really when we make bad picks or forget to update the sheet we're just roleplaying

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FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

 The Jets are going to scoop up a pricy but effective defensemen from a floundering Pacific team to improve our own woeful blueline. Winnipeg selects Cam Fowler.

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Ginette Reno posted:

Yeah really when we make bad picks or forget to update the sheet we're just roleplaying

Also we're not being paid 6-7 figures to.put these teams together and don't have a dozen people doing research for us

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
eXXon is up until 6:13pm EST

then

Kuule hain nussivan
mono
shyduck
me

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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



 The Toronto Maple Leafs gaze upon the wasteland that is the available RHD list and roll the dice on Regina's Ethan Bear, who might literally fight for second pairing minutes on the Canes this season.

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T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Also we're not being paid 6-7 figures to.put these teams together and don't have a dozen people doing research for us

dozens of people to ignore and take brandon sutter

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 I'm gonna be left with Hal Gill at this rate

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

eXXon posted:

The Toronto Maple Leafs gaze upon the wasteland that is the available RHD list and roll the dice on Regina's Ethan Bear, who might literally fight for second pairing minutes on the Canes this season.

a great pick and another in a long line of talented right handed defenseman the oilers gave away for scraps

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Kuule hain nussivan
Nov 27, 2008

 Half asleep, picking Wyatt Kalynuk, will update spreadsheet tomorrow morning.

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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

 Casey Cizikas, I choose you!

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fawning deference
Jul 4, 2018

 Nice pick.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Doing some dad things so I'll have my pick in about an hourish (7:45pm)

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Ottawa Senators select Juuso Valimaki

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Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY
 There have been multiple players I thought were available for some reason (mistyped or searched wrong maybe) only to find out they were gone and I was not, in fact, getting the steal of the draft.

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Going to go ahead and round out my 2nd pairing with Brandon Carlo. Getting paid a bit too high for 2RD but with a decent possession stats I think he'll be a good choice going forward

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stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
 Phone posting so gimme Nicolas Hague oh ya

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
was debating taking Hague with that pick

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
 Calgary selects RW Valeri Nicushkin

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fawning deference
Jul 4, 2018

 I need to round out my top four. He's young, cheap and has been an extremely good defensive defenseman over the past two seasons as he has found a groove in Vegas.

The Devils select Zach Whitecloud.

Top 4 is

McAvoy-Toews
Whitecloud-Tanev.

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VOTE1
Aug 23, 2007

 I'm home sick from work, bored and thus present the following.

We are now 340 picks into the draft, if you haven't been picked now either you aren't very good or you have a really bad contract, sometimes both! Obviously all of the below is also impacted by half a dozen gimmick teams, but meh.

code:
Team	Number of picks so far	Average of Pick
VGK	14	139
NYR	14	171
CAR	14	187
NYI	14	195
TOR	13	166
CGY	13	202
COL	12	117
TBL	12	124
FLA	12	148
DAL	12	162
STL	12	204
SEA	12	211
WSH	11	123
BOS	11	148
WPG	11	148
VAN	11	150
PHI	11	165
CBJ	11	187
NJD	11	189
CHI	11	206
PIT	10	157
MTL	10	161
MIN	10	208
EDM	9	135
DET	9	179
OTT	8	173
LAK	8	182
BUF	8	200
SJS	8	222
ANA	7	204
NSH	6	158
ARI	6	191
Only team I'm surprised to see in the top bunch is Calgary, and the one in the bottom group that is likely playoff bound is Edmonton and well we all know that isn't based of team depth (same would apply to Penguins)...

code:
Team forwards
NYR	9
NYI	9
CAR	9
STL	8
FLA	8
VGK	8
…	…
OTT	5
DET	5
SJS	5
PIT	5
CHI	4
BUF	4
ARI	4
NSH	3
ANA	3
The 4th best forward on Preds/Ducks would be stuck on the 4th line for a few teams.

code:
 Team Defenders
CHI	5
PHI	5
VGK	5
CAR	5
CGY	5
COL	5
….	
ARI	2
MTL	2
VAN	2
NSH	2
LAK	0
Looking at this I obviously went to look at LA's defenders, there must be a steal there, surely they cant have no defenders worth picking in the first 350 picks! I'd imagine they have a couple go in the next 100, but still that's not great.

code:
 goalies!
WSH	2
SEA	2
NYI	2
CHI	2
TOR	2
VAN	2
EDM	0
PHI	0
ARI	0
CAR	0
BUF	0
MIN	0
SJS	0
OTT	0
8 starting goal tenders still on the board!

code:
Division	Total Players 	Forward	Defence	Sum of Goal	Average of Pick
Atlantic	83	49	27	7	160
Central	80	46	27	7	173
Metro	96	57	31	8	173
Pacific	82	49	25	8	178
Metro dominates on quantity, Atlantic makes a case for quality, Central is average, Pacific is defence optional trash.

code:
Division	Total Players 	Forward	Defence	Sum of Goal	Average of Pick
East	179	106	58	15	167
West	162	95	52	15	176
Either there is untapped quality hiding in the west, or it's just a bit poo poo.

fake edit: While I was doing this there's been two picks, they aren't in this (slightly helps the wests case!)

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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



 I can't imagine why nobody has invested in one of Philadelphia or San Jose's fine starting goaltenders!

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I'll take Carter Hart and pray that his first two years weren't flukes

Svechnikov-Hughes-Garland
Beauvillier-Seguin-Bratt


Rielly-Brodie
Lindgren-Parayko

Hart

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VOTE1
Aug 23, 2007

 The Seattle Kraken are going to pick Warren Foegele, who should be a good defensive player for us and is reasonably priced.

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tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Absent my list to pick from, gonna go for Evgeni Dadanov, who will hopefully get some decent pp numbers next year to goose his production.

Am phone posting from holiday, can someone update the sheet for me pls?

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WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



 The New York Rangers select the perennially about to break-out player
Filip Zadina

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

 https://twitter.com/JFreshHockey/status/1392144190327427072?s=20

'bout to break something for sure

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WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

https://twitter.com/JFreshHockey/status/1392144190327427072?s=20

'bout to break something for sure

THIS IS THE YEAR

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
 If someone could add Nicushkin to the spreadsheet it'd be appreciated

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 I'm not sure if T-Bone's coach selection in the sheet is legit or not, but I won't be available at 2:13 and Columbus needs to start getting people who can score and don't cost much and selects Conor Sheary.

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kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
David Savard

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fawning deference
Jul 4, 2018

CBJSprague24 posted:

I'm not sure if T-Bone's coach selection in the sheet is legit or not.

This is the funniest post of the millennium

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T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
I'm gonna need a few contracts (and my other Brady to sign) to hit the cap so let's go with someone decent who can play top 4 minutes until Power is ready.

Brady Skjei

M.Tkachuk-Zegras-Meier
B.Tkachuk-Cozens-Kakko

Heiskanen-Severson
Skeji-Dobson
Power

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

fawning deference posted:

This is the funniest post of the millennium

I was genuinely hoping that was his pick for coach to go along with some sort of extremely intricate and specific gimmick to be described later.

Coaching this team of NHL players will be a fictional cartoon character because (reasons).

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T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Gordon Bombay because they're all teenagers

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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



 I hope Brady signs for league max.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

T-Bone posted:

Gordon Bombay because they're all teenagers

Flying V or GTFO.

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T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

eXXon posted:

I hope Brady signs for league max.

he better at least get loving 8 or I'm in trouble

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