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mysterious loyall X posted:metroid poo. metroid dreading to have to hear about this turd the nintendo loving dogs need to sniff 
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American McGay posted:Metroid 1 is the worst NES game ever made. did you ever try kid icarus. that might have been worse
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b_d posted:did you ever try kid icarus. that might have been worse kid icarus is good once you get past the second level and it gets better the further into it you get. all the fun parts are backloaded
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Sep 21, 2021 22:22
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American McGay posted:Metroid 1 is the worst NES game ever made. That’s nothing. Have you heard of this Super Mario game. What a stinker
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Sep 21, 2021 22:23
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American McGay posted:Metroid 1 is the worst NES game ever made. wormskull playing a single ice climbers level while the screams of hell build up
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Sep 21, 2021 22:30
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Ice Climber is a blight against god
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Sep 21, 2021 22:34
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Ice Climbers invented the Smash technique of wobbling (illegal in 13 states). Disgusting creatures.
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scary ghost dog posted:i played it without a guide after beating fusion and zero mission and just wanting to play more metroid lol. when youre 12 years old youre more tolerant of that kind of opacity. metroid 1 is less tolerable because its super janky and has password saves. The version of metroid 1 they packed in with zero mission lets you save normally and it kicks rear end. It's also a really short game once you know where you're going.
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Sep 21, 2021 22:43
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Hemmorhoid: Zero Remission
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American McGay posted:Metroid 1 is the worst NES game ever made. Yep
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Sep 21, 2021 23:24
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still remember my dad hollering triumphantly as he obliterated me at Arch Rivals on the nes. treasured nintendo memories. even bad nes games were good because of their weirdness/novelty
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Sep 21, 2021 23:48
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American McGay posted:Metroid 1 is the worst NES game ever made. people have already mentioned ice climbers but there are also games like color a dinosaur (which doesn't even let you color the dinosaurs, really)
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Sep 22, 2021 00:18
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all euro nes games are the wrost (except nightshade)
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Sep 22, 2021 00:22
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My fiancee loves ice climbers.
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Sep 22, 2021 00:44
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how is color a dinosaur bad in any way.
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Where's Waldo is up there for worst NES game (that I loved as a kid)
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Kirby’s Adventure was a good one
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NienNunb posted:Kirby’s Adventure was a good one really good. gave us meta knight and everything
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b_d posted:how is color a dinosaur bad in any way. you don't even get to color the dinosaur in. you just point at the area and the game colors it in for you. I don't think you even get to pick the color. granted, you can't fall in a tiny hole and get permanently stuck so that you have to restart without even getting the password, but that's only because the game doesnt even have password saves. the dinosaurs dont even try to eat you. total ripoff.
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Bicyclops posted:you don't even get to color the dinosaur in. you just point at the area and the game colors it in for you. I don't think you even get to pick the color. granted, you can't fall in a tiny hole and get permanently stuck so that you have to restart without even getting the password, but that's only because the game doesnt even have password saves. the dinosaurs dont even try to eat you. total ripoff. It sounds like the dinosaur starts uncoloured and through your actions becomes coloured. You colour a dinosaur.
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Arrhythmia posted:It sounds like the dinosaur starts uncoloured and through your actions becomes coloured. You colour a dinosaur. nice try. if you point at a page in a dinosaur coloring book, and then I choose a crayon and fill in the section you pointed at, who colored the dinosaur? I think most people would agree it was me, and not you. the cartridge is coloring the dinosaur itself, forcing you into the role of a glorified spectator, like a meek toddler who can only ask someone else to play with his toys. Samus doesn't have to ask permission to use any of her cool weapons.
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Bicyclops posted:nice try. if you point at a page in a dinosaur coloring book, and then I choose a crayon and fill in the section you pointed at, who colored the dinosaur? I think most people would agree it was me, and not you. the cartridge is coloring the dinosaur itself, forcing you into the role of a glorified spectator, like a meek toddler who can only ask someone else to play with his toys. Samus doesn't have to ask permission to use any of her cool weapons. Actually she does. Sounds you don't even know the lore.
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Fartlancer posted:all euro nes games are the wrost (except nightshade) don't forget gimmick and uforia/hebereke in 50hz, the wya god intended
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Sep 22, 2021 01:30
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the worst NES game is all of the licensed movie games i rented from the video store as a kid...
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scary ghost dog posted:respsct to old metroid 2 heads who remember activating spider ball and bombing every wall and ceiling tile because you couldnt figure out where to go trying to figure where the gently caress to go next got lil milk through a lot of long rear end car rides so it did its job i guess
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Sep 22, 2021 01:57
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it owned actually that licensed ip nes and snes games at least had a chance of being good, prior to the game boy color dark ages of tv and movie tie in games
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Sep 22, 2021 02:31
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oh yeah i remember renting a bunch of licensed snes games and the average quality being very high.... for me to poop on.
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they had a chance of being good if they had konami, capcom, or sunsoft on the label otherwise they were bad   and a lot of those were still bad, like festers quest or the first capcom micky game.
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b_d posted:oh yeah i remember renting a bunch of licensed snes games and the average quality being very high.... excuse me? ocean has a certified snes classic JellyBoy available on the switch right now and they had many more like judge dredd and robocop 3
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Sep 22, 2021 02:46
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what kind of hosed up media property was jelly boy licensed from.
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b_d posted:what kind of hosed up media property was jelly boy licensed from. It’s licensed from my rear end
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Bicyclops posted:nice try. if you point at a page in a dinosaur coloring book, and then I choose a crayon and fill in the section you pointed at, who colored the dinosaur? I think most people would agree it was me, and not you. the cartridge is coloring the dinosaur itself, forcing you into the role of a glorified spectator, like a meek toddler who can only ask someone else to play with his toys. Samus doesn't have to ask permission to use any of her cool weapons. 
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lol
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lol
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Lol
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 had this game as a kid and it was definitely worse than metroid great cover, though
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Sep 22, 2021 03:37
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the adventures of abyou billy can kiss my dirahrrea donkey rear end!
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scary ghost dog posted:what about this one This game was published by a jazz record label that also put out cool promotional cassettes for their games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsiVHi22ZgI
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Mr. Humalong posted:
When I was a kid I hated how most Jaleco games had their company name on the NES cart end label instead of the name of the game. They were literally the only company that did that. I'm surprised Nintendo let them get away with it
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