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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Oh no a guy!

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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Barreft posted:

They said at the beginning this isn't in game footage, I'd love it to be, but no way is Switch running like that

Did you not play Bayonetta 3

Edit: I meant 2

TheScott2K fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Sep 23, 2021

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I don’t see why not, it looks like a PS3 game

exactly

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Barreft posted:

They said at the beginning this isn't in game footage, I'd love it to be, but no way is Switch running like that

Nintendo is very granular about the "not in-game footage" label. They put it on screen when it isn't in-game footage and take it off when it is, so the gameplay should be actual game footage.

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...


Dante?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Good Direct.

Now go play Actraiser and tell me how it is.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I'm refreshing and I can't buy actraiser?

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



no wind waker hd makes me very very sad

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

TheScott2K posted:

Did you not play Bayonetta 3

uh no. not yet

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

TheScott2K posted:

Did you not play Bayonetta 3

Not out yet

fadam
Apr 23, 2008

This is the best direct of all time. They Bayo/N64/Castlevania poo poo was obviously cool, but the absolutely psycho casting choices for a Mario movie I had no idea existed really did it for me.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


It's a silver haired dude with a katana so it's either Not Dante Really or Actually Vergil.

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
man, i love luigi's mansion. they should have made and announced one of those too.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Maybe but he looks off. Could just be the art style

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
It's like this Direct was made for me.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Charlie Day as Luigi

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Nintendo: You're remaking KOTR? Can we get in on that?
EA: maybe if you didn't have 10 year old hardware.
Nintndo: well, what else you got?
EA: we have a 20 year old version of the game?
Nintendo: we'll take it. our fans are stupid as gently caress and will buy anything.

Coffee Jones
Jul 4, 2004

16 bit? Back when we was kids we only got a single bit on Christmas, as a treat
And we had to share it!
and now to watch some reaction vids from a few of my favorite You Tube Stars!!!

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




CharlestheHammer posted:

Maybe but he looks off. Could just be the art style

it's probably vergil or nero, dante doesn't use a katana

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Highlights:

- New Kirby game looks loving dope
- Actraiser remake looks like an Actraiser remake
- Deltarune Ch2 out later today
- I'm seeing the movie on release day. I don't care if it's bad. I have to see it. I have to see this trainwreck.

Freezer
Apr 20, 2001

The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.
Goldeneye wasn't on the N64 list, was it?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Coffee Jones posted:

and now to watch some reaction vids from a few of my favorite You Tube Stars!!!

Make sure they have good thumbnails

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Short turnaround for a multiplayer game?? The last one came out four years ago.

And by the time it releases it'll have been 5 years. The only short turnaround was between 1 and 2 which was 2 years.

LODGE NORTH
Jul 30, 2007

If they have a Bayonetta sale, I'm buying them both

Surprised Nintendo, in the end, ended up being Sega's biggest gaming ally. Lots of stuff. Can't wait for that infographic with all the release dates to appear.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
This was the best direct I've seen in sometime.

Bayonetta 3 has me worried with monster transformation meter. The meter charging really hurt Bayonetta 2.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014


It really feels like a troll.

e: I'm SO excited

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Ok that was pretty cool.

Glad to have gotten info and dates for stuff like Disco Elysium and Triangle Strategy.

Very curious to know what the Online price point will be for N64 games. The games they previewed are all pretty loving good too so it could maybe worth the while, the keeping the multiplayer is key too, but I don't remember if it's online or not. And that's it for me. Castlevania could be cool at some point, but I'm in no rush.

Full List with the odd note:

Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak DLC
Mario Party Superstars info
Voice of Cards? Square Deck Builder.
Disco Elysium Gets a DATE in like 2 weeks...
Hyrule Warriors 2 DLC/Info
Chocobo GP, kart racer
5/10 Smash Announcement
Kirby and the Forgotten Land
Brewster and an Animal Crossing Direct coming up
Mario Golf DLC
Disney and Mii? Disney Magical World 2
Knights of the Old Republic
Dying Light 2, Stay Human- Cloud only
Dying Light, Platinum Edition- Not cloud
Triangle Strategy (Official Name HAH) Coming out in March 4
Metroid Dread trailer
N64 Online oh and Sega too
Shadowrun Trilogy
Castlevania Advance Collection
Actraiser Renaissance
Deltarune Chapter 2
Hot Wheels Unleashed
Surviving the Aftermath- strategy game
Shin Megami Tensei V
Wreckfest- demolition derby
Arcade Archives Pacman Xevious
Rune Factory 5
Mario Movie Info
Splatoon 3 info
Bayonetta 3

Snake Maze
Jul 13, 2016

3.85 Billion years ago
  • Having seen the explosion on the moon, the Devil comes to Venus

Snake Maze posted:

It's not even close, imo. Sin and Punishment has a ton more depth in both just clearing the game and in going for high scores.

Nintendo please put Sin and Punishment in the N64 app.

Thank you Nintendo

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
I hope Star Wars: Rogue Squadron is next after KOTOR.

jimmydalad
Sep 26, 2013

My face when others are unable to appreciate the :kazooieass:

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
The casting for the Mario movie had to have been conceived in a fever dream. It’s like crack casting to the next level.

Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011


Direct list:

Monster Hunter Rise Sunbreak, big DLC
Mario Party has Horror Land, October 29
Voice of Cards by Yoko Taro
Disco Elysium, October 12
Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity story DLC, October 29
Chocobo GP, 2022
Smash on October 5
Kirby and the Forgotten Land, post-apocalyptic 3D Kirby, Spring 2022
Animal Crossing direct in October with Brewster
Free content update to Mario Golf featuring Koopa Troopa and Ninji and more courses, later today
Port of some Disney 3ds game
Knights of the Old Republic
Dying Light 2 cloud version, February 4 2022
Dying Light 1, October 19
Triangle Strategy, March 4 2022
Metroid Dread, October 8 if you forgot
Nintendo Online gets a more expensive plan with n64 and genesis games, late October, price announced later
Nintendo 64 and Genesis controllers, $50 each
Shadowrun Trilogy
Castlevania Advance Collection (and also SNES Dracula X), later today
Actraiser Renaissance, later today
Deltarune Chapter 2, later today as a free update to Chapter 1
Sizzle reel:
- Hot Wheels Unleashed, September 30
- Surviving the Aftermath
- Shin Megami Tensei V
- Wreckfest
- Pacman
- Xevious
- Rune Factory 5
Mario Movie, holiday 2022
Chris Pratt as Mario, Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach, Charlie Day as Luigi, Jack Black as Bowser, Keegan-Michael Key as Toad, Seth Rogan as Donkey Kong, Kevin Michael Ricahrdson as Kamek, Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong, Sebastian Maniscalco as Foreman Spike
Splatoon 3 featuring grapple arms
Bayonetta 3 featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series, 2022

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Didn't the Kirby game look kind of empty? A lot of those shots looked like Kirby wandering around with very little to do around him.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Lol genesis games who had that on their bingo card?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


N64 and Sega Genesis not even being the wildest part of that Direct :laffo:

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

Freezer posted:

Goldeneye wasn't on the N64 list, was it?

Nope.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

Didn't the Kirby game look kind of empty? A lot of those shots looked like Kirby wandering around with very little to do around him.

it was very noticeable

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Waltzing Along posted:

Didn't the Kirby game look kind of empty? A lot of those shots looked like Kirby wandering around with very little to do around him.

Yeah

cheeseboy58
Dec 14, 2020

Barreft posted:

Charlie Day as Luigi

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
It's stupid that they are charging more for NSO for the two extra systems. They should have just included them. NSO really isn't anything special to begin with.

Waltzing Along posted:

Didn't the Kirby game look kind of empty? A lot of those shots looked like Kirby wandering around with very little to do around him.

Yeah it's a 3D platformer.

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Freezer posted:

Goldeneye wasn't on the N64 list, was it?

No and it probably never will be sadly.

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