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Which Texan benefits most from Tonight?
This poll is closed.
Deshaun Watson 1 3.70%
Davis Mills 0 0%
Tyrod Taylor 4 14.81%
Nobody. These events have no intrinsic value. 22 81.48%
Total: 27 votes
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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



fsif posted:

It's sans Tyrod!

But also like compared to Jets and Dolphins teams we've seen in like just the last five years? The Texans are a pretty ordinary bottom five team.

I mean DJ Moore has about 10 catches in the HIZ so far and the Texans offense is pretty unwatchable.

Unlike the true nightmare teams, they have a functional offensive line, so yeah, they can't be a true nightmare, but this is pretty drat putrid.

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Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


How many punts? 6?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


cripes

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Kalli posted:

I mean DJ Moore has about 10 catches in the HIZ so far and the Texans offense is pretty unwatchable.

Unlike the true nightmare teams, they have a functional offensive line, so yeah, they can't be a true nightmare, but this is pretty drat putrid.

i think the bears are really close to becoming a nightmare team, just need like a montgomery injury and fuckin oof

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Panthers are playing extremely sloppy tonight

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
did everyone on the panthers just give up when cmc went out?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

did everyone on the panthers just give up when cmc went out?

Yeah, that’s a good plan.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Call me when they put in the kid with the huge
honkin rear end.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
nice 'watch a man's soul leave his body' cam as they get them trudging downcast and injured to the locker room medical area

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

did everyone on the panthers just give up when cmc went out?

CMC's thighs are the only thing thicker then Mills' neck, so they're out of luck.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Ghosts spotted

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

Call a timeout

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


This shouldn't be close

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Lovie smith still got it

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
That is not a very impressive offense.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Texans gonna run the ball twice then throw a really lousy dumpoff.

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Good god Charlton loving sucks

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Kalli posted:

Texans gonna run the ball twice then throw a really lousy dumpoff.

You spelled fumble the snap wrong.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
this game is gonna end 7-0

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Sam Darnold gonna be 3-0.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im ok with the baker mayfield commercials

thats basically my only opinion so far this game

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


I’m rooting for an nfl punt record

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Anime Store Adventure posted:

I’m rooting for an nfl punt record

I like big punts and I cannot lie.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
How do you not cover the the other teams best loving player

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Chinatown posted:

im ok with the baker mayfield commercials

thats basically my only opinion so far this game

this is becoming the common position tbh. and I get it, it's a decent gag that they can expand on endlessly and it works

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Cat Hassler posted:

How do you not cover the the other teams best loving player

Prevent

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

general mills is playin like this is a bowl game

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Is this game on prime?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Okay, I apologize.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
i'm looking for some signs of ball movement too joe

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

FizFashizzle posted:

Is this game on prime?

No, I don't think that starts until week 6

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

FizFashizzle posted:

Is this game on prime?

No, shittiest ones are nfl network exclusives!!!

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


FizFashizzle posted:

Is this game on prime?

First couple of Thursday night games are NFL Network only

At least that's how it was last year

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

FizFashizzle posted:

Is this game on prime?

No, not until week 6 i think

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
hey guys I think they may try feeding the ball to Cooks

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Exposed

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Oh my

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







That looked easy.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
give it to mark ingram to run it in you fucks

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

gently caress me Panthers. Coach gonna go off his loving head at half time. First quarter they looked like putting 50 on them. Been a poo poo show ever since.

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