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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.



Some coot in Denmark found a sixth century horde of gold, Roman coins and bracetates.
https://www.livescience.com/gold-hoard-sixth-century-denmark

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Did the vikings really shave the sides/back of their heads like the main character of every recent viking show does?

They look so loving goofy.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

I've seen this haircut used as a more realistic example:



The viking period covered several centuries and a large area. There would have been a lot of variation, but I feel like the modern idea is mostly fantasy.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Probably inspired by the Normans on the Bayeux tapestry.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
The thing that always aggravates me about those shows is the multiple overlapping layers of armor, none of which would work well.

Fritz the Horse
Dec 26, 2019

... of course!
https://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/fossil-footprints-show-humans-north-america-21000-years-ago-rcna2169

quote:

Fossil footprints show humans in North America more than 21,000 years ago
The footprints, the earliest firm evidence for humans in the Americas, show that people must have arrived here before the last Ice Age.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
That's pretty drat cool. Glad to see the date keep getting pushed back.

Telsa Cola fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Sep 24, 2021

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
Double post.

Telsa Cola fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Sep 24, 2021

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Telsa Cola posted:

That's pretty drat cool. Glad to see the date keep getting pushed back.

Agreed. I think prehistoric humans were far wider spread than we know.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I hypothesize a "random start location" development pattern. After all, that's how Civ games work, the most accurate simulator extant

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Sweevo posted:

I've seen this haircut used as a more realistic example:


Are we sure this isn't something they did to haze the guys on their first raid? Looks like a fraternity rowing team thing.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Sweevo posted:

I've seen this haircut used as a more realistic example:



The viking period covered several centuries and a large area. There would have been a lot of variation, but I feel like the modern idea is mostly fantasy.

This is the absolute worst haircut I've ever seen holy gently caress.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


when I see historical haircuts like that I often wonder if they were just purely functional - like could it be cut that way because of how hair interacts with helms/helmets/gorgets/maille or something?

Zudgemud
Mar 1, 2009
Grimey Drawer

CommonShore posted:

when I see historical haircuts like that I often wonder if they were just purely functional - like could it be cut that way because of how hair interacts with helms/helmets/gorgets/maille or something?

Probably part of the reason, pure fashion trends also arise from these practical considerations too, see small awkward mustaches 1919-1945.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Easy to spot all your bros in battle if you got the same stupid haircut your enemies are most likely not going to have.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

People wear helmets in battle

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Gaius Marius posted:

People wear helmets in battle

Not the protagonists of the battle!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Helmets are just for tumbling dramatically to the ground when the wearer dies

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Gaius Marius posted:

People wear helmets in battle

Pffft sure if you can afford them. They just don’t grow on trees.

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



If it were a choice of a helmet or armor for my body? Sure as hell taking the helmet given most of my body will be protected by a shield more likely then not I am way more likely to survive an injury there than in the head. Sadly this will prevent cool battle scars so the tradeoff is up to you

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Crab Dad posted:

Pffft sure if you can afford them. They just don’t grow on trees.

Explain this then

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

ChaseSP posted:

If it were a choice of a helmet or armor for my body? Sure as hell taking the helmet given most of my body will be protected by a shield more likely then not I am way more likely to survive an injury there than in the head. Sadly this will prevent cool battle scars so the tradeoff is up to you

Not before modern concepts of infection and such are not. Whatever hits your shield might slide off and slice you pretty good.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Hoplites gradually eliminated armor until they were just carrying an aspis and wearing a helmet. The speed was evidently more useful than the protection. Armor didn't return until the Macedonian style phalanx.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

As far as I am aware, the people in ancient armies tended to acquire armour in this priority order: Shield > Helmet > Legs > Chest > Arms

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

CoolCab posted:

imagining some period captain screaming at his crew "that rigging better last a thousand years!"

More like a lazy Roman sailor railing against a pedantic captain: "It's not like anyone is going to see these knots a thousand years from now. Gosh."

Speaking of practical hairdos, I'd heard that the mullet was great for keeping your neck warm and protecting it from the sun, while keeping hair out of your eyes.

So business at the back and party at the front, in opposition to modern scholarship.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Halloween Jack posted:

The thing that always aggravates me about those shows is the multiple overlapping layers of armor, none of which would work well.

Could you give an example please? GISing for Vikings or game of thrones armour isn't giving me anything like what you're describing.

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Did the vikings really shave the sides/back of their heads like the main character of every recent viking show does?

They look so loving goofy.

I'm a (professional) viking reenactor, and all signs point to: no, definitely not. As Ola points out, this is a norman thing, but sources from the late Danelaw also seems to point more in the direction of.. wait for it.. mullets, and huge porn star moustaches. How much of this is infiltrated by local styles is more or less impossible to say, though.

The early viking age/late iron age continental Sveber peoples had longer hair, and, according to Germania, wore it in a bound knot (the so-called 'sveber knot' ) to demonstrate that they were 'free men'.

E: it's not certain what Tacitus meant by Sveber in that particular sentence, though, and could have talked about anyone from jutes to sitonians wearing the knot.

Tias fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Sep 25, 2021

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

The Suebian knot is a hairstyle with some good historical evidence, since we have a surviving examples of it!



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osterby_Man

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bog_bodies#D%C3%A4tgen_Man

This is 75-130 CE though.

Ola fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Sep 25, 2021

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Grand Fromage posted:

Hoplites gradually eliminated armor until they were just carrying an aspis and wearing a helmet. The speed was evidently more useful than the protection. Armor didn't return until the Macedonian style phalanx.

Which, of course, mostly dispensed with the shield...

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


feedmegin posted:

Which, of course, mostly dispensed with the shield...

Yep. Shield was useful but too small to make up for armor. The more I've read about this the more the Romans seem to have been unusual in keeping both fairly heavy armor and a huge, body-covering shield. Since we don't really know how Roman formations worked it makes me think they may have been looser than we tend to imagine, so individual legionaries needed more protection.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Crab Dad posted:

Easy to spot all your bros in battle if you got the same stupid haircut your enemies are most likely not going to have.

I was asking about vikings, not the USMC

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

Grand Fromage posted:

Yep. Shield was useful but too small to make up for armor. The more I've read about this the more the Romans seem to have been unusual in keeping both fairly heavy armor and a huge, body-covering shield. Since we don't really know how Roman formations worked it makes me think they may have been looser than we tend to imagine, so individual legionaries needed more protection.

It’s possible that the Romans compensated for having both big shields and big armor by having their weapons be teeny. Pretty much every other army in history that had to weigh shields vs armor carried a polearm or some big whacking tool like those giant anime swords that one tribe used against Rome.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I was asking about vikings, not the USMC

History repeats itself.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/b_hawk/status/1441836088738254854

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

CoolCab posted:

imagining some period captain screaming at his crew "that rigging better last a thousand years!"

Theseus wasn't an easy man to serve under.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Could the down-armouring of hoplites have been driven by cost instead, since they're volunteers with their own equipment?

A choice between 1,000 fully armoured cream of the crop aristocrats, verseus 2,000 guys with spear, shield and helmet (but who probably can't even trace their ancestry back to Theseus and I hear some have slaves who make things :whitewater:)

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Probably not. The Spartans also shed their armor and they were never adding more Spartiates, the number continuously shrank over time. If it were just a cost issue you'd expect the Spartiates at least to keep their armor, as well as other limited number groups like the Sacred Band. It's more likely they decided the advantages of being unarmored outweighed the risks. Ancient Greek armor wasn't as easy to move in as medieval plate or even lorica segmentata, it was really heavy and the weight wasn't distributed well.

Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Sep 25, 2021

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Cool that makes sense! I suppose you'd also expect the rich to still be armoured head to toe for as long as they could afford it, if it was just a question of some soldiers not having the money.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Yeah, it's easy to think that of course if you were in battle you'd want to be covered in armor, but there certainly seem to be plenty of situations where it's not helpful. Or, at least, being more mobile is more helpful. Medieval plate was very technologically advanced, it wasn't easy to make armor that protected you that well and also didn't restrict your mobility.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Armor tends to gently caress with spellcasting too

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