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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Carrie Fisher speaking as an expert on the subject that Trump's constant sniffing was a coke sniff

:sniff:

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Lord of Pie posted:

Carrie Fisher speaking as an expert on the subject that Trump's constant sniffing was a coke sniff

:sniff:
Lol

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lord of Pie posted:

Carrie Fisher speaking as an expert on the subject that Trump's constant sniffing was a coke sniff

:sniff:

Turmp isn't cool enough to do coke. And doing coke isn't even cool.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
https://www.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/04/05/jokes-from-the-siege-of-sarajevo

quote:

New Type of Curse

I wish you to see your own house on CNN!

It was an ironic “curse” in Sarajevo, because it refers to what CNN was mostly filming in Bosnia back then—explosions, burned buildings, and refugees.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Lord of Pie posted:

Carrie Fisher speaking as an expert on the subject that Trump's constant sniffing was a coke sniff

:sniff:

Carrie Fisher had information that would lead to the arrest of Donald John Trump?

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Cindy Sheehan getting cancelled by the liberal faction of the anti-war movement for being 100% correct about Hugo Chavez.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Turmp isn't cool enough to do coke. And doing coke isn't even cool.

:wrong:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Echo Chamber posted:

Cindy Sheehan getting cancelled by the liberal faction of the anti-war movement for being 100% correct about Hugo Chavez.

Oh man I forgot all about her. What'd she say about him?




lmao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Lord of Pie posted:

Carrie Fisher speaking as an expert on the subject that Trump's constant sniffing was a coke sniff

:sniff:

lmao

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh man I forgot all about her. What'd she say about him?
She would rather live in Venezuala with Chavez in charge than in the US with Bush.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

That's hosed up. Ted Cruz has a memoir?

"If I Did It: Zodiac Killer Edition"

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

babypolis posted:

"If I Did It: Zodiac Killer Edition"

sum ppl say this... disagree. ted cruz would never have been satisfied with destroying the lives of only 5 innocent people.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



christmas boots posted:

sum ppl say this... disagree. ted cruz would never have been satisfied with destroying the lives of only 5 innocent people.

I think 37 slaves might be enough for the afterlife

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

christmas boots posted:

sum ppl say this... disagree. ted cruz would never have been satisfied with destroying the lives of only 5 innocent people.

That’s why he got into politics. After the first couple he just couldn’t get hard anymore only ruining one or two lives at a time.

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IEFD_JVYd0

The guy who says "You're supposed to be our advocate!!" should go into radio announcing or something like that.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

christmas boots posted:

sum ppl say this... disagree. ted cruz would never have been satisfied with destroying the lives of only 5 innocent people.

yeah thats why became a politician

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


YOLOsubmarine posted:

That’s why he got into politics. After the first couple he just couldn’t get hard anymore only ruining one or two lives at a time.
Like kids who realize how much more damage they can do by skipping the shooting spree and going to business school?

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Steve Bannon's fake Chinese government.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Feldegast42 posted:

Carrie Fisher had information that would lead to the arrest of Donald John Trump?
:prepop:

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I didn't suddenly remember this, I think about it all the time. But I got to send it to someone new today here look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek3OUay2uWw

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

camoseven posted:

I didn't suddenly remember this, I think about it all the time. But I got to send it to someone new today here look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek3OUay2uWw

A lifetime witch.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 24 minutes!
until the aftermath of JFK, it technically wasn't against federal law to murder the president

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2NISOb-Brs

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

zegermans posted:

until the aftermath of JFK, it technically wasn't against federal law to murder the president

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

omg, I haven't thought of this in a decade

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

bedpan posted:

omg, I haven't thought of this in a decade

this is the first time i've seen it and the ending is perfect

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Large Testicles posted:

this is the first time i've seen it and the ending is perfect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LezWcPDXd60

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

i knew exactly how that was going to end when they whipped out the mirror but i still laughed my rear end off

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Pronouncing "Epstein" the antisemitic way.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Pronouncing "Epstein" the antisemitic way.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Why does it say EPSTIN on the blackboard

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Wes Streeting's deleted tweets

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Why does it say EPSTIN on the blackboard

lol the guy who was totally not an op who spent his time with scientists and titans of industry misspelled his own name Epstine

but again, totally not an op

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1162115835898552321?s=20

When Hope Hicks said they weren't talking about hush money, they were talking about trying to get a hold of the pee tape instead.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

When Trump called Juan Guaido the "Beto O'Rourke" of Venezuela.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Paul Wolfowitz licking his comb on camera

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

jisforjosh has issued a correction as of 23:58 on Sep 24, 2021

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Proust Malone posted:

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1162115835898552321?s=20

When Hope Hicks said they weren't talking about hush money, they were talking about trying to get a hold of the pee tape instead.

Oh my loving god it was real

it


was


real

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

always was

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Why does it say EPSTIN on the blackboard

It clearly says EPSTINP. It's short for Epstein Paedophile Suspect Taken Into Nustody, Purdered.

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