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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Tip posted:

too big, wrong ratio of cheese to breading at that size :colbert:

Get a load of the Cheese Police over here!!!

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



it's a dangerous job, but someone's gotta do it

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



cheese police are the one exception to ACAB

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Tip posted:

cheese police are the one exception to ACAB

Ahem.


AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
All Cheddars Are British

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I've been saying for years that cops are secretly reptoids

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



All Cheesecops Are Bae

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Tip posted:

too big, wrong ratio of cheese to breading at that size :colbert:

I'm willing to give it a chance. For science.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



What would Cheesecop protests look like? I'm guessing that would include signs with hard hitting statements:

Cheesecops are lactose intolerant
We don't want your D (vitamin)
NO WHEY

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tip posted:

too big, wrong ratio of cheese to breading at that size :colbert:

You're right but I'd still eat it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I feel like garbage today

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I feel like garbage today

self imposed or the universe conspiring against you?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Well, h-hello officer

*sweats, tugs collar*

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I feel like garbage today

Stop eating poop

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I threw up n got a headache

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Sounds like covid tbh. Get tested?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

No its from not getting good quality sleep and having a migraine. I haven't left the house in two weeks lol

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Mmm snake pork rinds...

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




so thicc


Aardvark! posted:

here are some photos that came up tagged as mozzarella sticks. Please enjoy





:hmmyes:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

I think mozz sticks might be the worst appetizer.

Like what would be worse? Boneless wings maybe? Lettuce wedge?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I think mozz sticks might be the worst appetizer.

:mods:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I think mozz sticks might be the worst appetizer.

Like what would be worse? Boneless wings maybe? Lettuce wedge?

boneless wings and mozzarella sticks are both delicious :mad:



lettuce wedge is bullshit though I'll give you that

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

I think mozz sticks might be the worst appetizer.

Like what would be worse? Boneless wings maybe? Lettuce wedge?

This kind of post is why you don't have tenure

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Worst appetizer is the pile of nachos that turns into a cold congealed lump halfway thru eating them and none of the toppings are mixed in so only the top chips having toppings

Conceptually a good appetizer but often the most disappointing

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Hot drat, imagine not liking mozzarella sticks. I can’t even.

Gonna need to lie down for a bit.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I think mozz sticks might be the worst appetizer.

Like what would be worse? Boneless wings maybe? Lettuce wedge?

what in the world

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



The Bloop posted:

lettuce wedge is bullshit though I'll give you that

:wrong:


It's not my favorite but not bullshit

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

When you get pretzels and beer cheese and the pretzels are stale and the beer cheese has no flavor

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Worst appetizer is the pile of nachos that turns into a cold congealed lump halfway thru eating them and none of the toppings are mixed in so only the top chips having toppings

Conceptually a good appetizer but often the most disappointing

agreed, but boyhowdy if I wont cram fistfulls into my craw as the drinking progresses and I am glad it's there

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

:wrong:


It's not my favorite but not bullshit

That looks like neither a wedge nor an appetizer.


This is like the dumbest configuration for a side salad

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Worst appetizer is the pile of nachos that turns into a cold congealed lump halfway thru eating them and none of the toppings are mixed in so only the top chips having toppings

Conceptually a good appetizer but often the most disappointing

cogent and accurate

i always look at the mound, go for a chip, it snaps off leaving the rest fused with the hardened cheese, and then give up

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
every inch of the nachos should be suffused with cheese and or toppings. i like to eat them with a fork after they get all soggy :grin:

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

maybe sodium citrate cheese would help, but no, whatever the gently caress sports bar is just throwing handfuls of shredded cheddar on

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
When I make nachos at home I use those scoop shaped chips and fill each individually with toppings before throwing the whole thing under the broiler. Tedious and takes forever but it’s the only way to ensure proper distribution of topping.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Flat layer of chips. Coating of toppings. Coating of cheese. Squeeze of a tasty sauce (I make one out of sour cream, lime, and hot sauce). Repeat 3 times. Bake. Perfect nachos.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

lsbb absolutely dominating the discussion on bad appetizers.

it pains me to think of how many bad nachos and pretzels he must’ve eaten to be able articúlate those points so effectively.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I only eat the finest artisan nachos created by a nameless old man, deep within the ancient nacho enclave of a secret Mayan temple

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I throw a bunch of Hint Of Lime tostitos in a bowl and shatter them with a fork to allow a spread of molten nacho cheese, jalapenos, black olives, salsa and whatever else i feel like and microwave all that and then add hot sauce, cilantro, sour cream and i eat it all with a fork.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I simply eat all bran

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