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spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

biracial bear for uncut posted:

I think I'm going to Hell for laughing at this.

https://i.imgur.com/GWcgjba.mp4

already gone?

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Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Gromit posted:

Your analogy is poo poo if the point you are trying to make is that your defence in depth solution should have failure modes that can't line up and allow bad poo poo to happen.

That's what I was thinking. Sounds like Mauser just completely missed the point.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

spookykid posted:

already gone?

Not for me.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Rehost it while it's in your cache.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Gromit posted:

Your analogy is poo poo if the point you are trying to make is that your defence in depth solution should have failure modes that can't line up and allow bad poo poo to happen.

Yeah, the point is that cheese will never protect you, but properly-aligned cheeses will.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Rehost it while it's in your cache.

Weird, I can see the video, but any attempt to download it doesn't work. I just end up downloading the imgur "the image you are requesting etc." error picture.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Why bother. Just cut out the middleman and rotate the cow.

Move your cow around till you break new ground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hBpF_Zj4OA

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Sound
https://i.imgur.com/9mOZuH4.mp4

There's a bug in the beta for Halo Infinite where you can cancel the melee animation if you swap weapons
So you can turbo spam melee

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

trapped mouse posted:

Weird, I can see the video, but any attempt to download it doesn't work. I just end up downloading the imgur "the image you are requesting etc." error picture.
Still working for me, so
https://i.imgur.com/FfgHv4K.mp4

I don't know why it got big.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Cyrano4747 posted:

Only if you're cutting the cheese insanely thin or you have a hosed up cheese with a mega-void in the middle of it.

*Butthead Voice*

"Ehhh,,,heh...heh.....heh....heh. He said 'cutting the cheese'"

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Knormal posted:

Still working for me, so
https://i.imgur.com/FfgHv4K.mp4

I don't know why it got big.

Oh thats loving brilliant!

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Atticus_1354 posted:

That's what I was thinking. Sounds like Mauser just completely missed the point.

Oh i didn't miss the point of the cheese barrier protecting you from the thing only when it's sliced and separated and then rotated so the holes don't line up and the thing attacking you manages to make its way through the holes in the cheese sometimes by traveling along a non-linear path. Maybe you didn't rotate the cheese slices and it travels directly through the holes because if you actually slice cheese the holes will usually line up and the thing you're trying to defend against, with cheese, travels in a straight line through the cheese.

What we're talking about is utilizing multiple different strategies to prevent a certain outcome, not using the same thing multiple times hoping it'll prevent something when the first line fails. A castle is the first thing I came up with after a moment of reflection and it's not perfect, but it's not cheese, a thing with characteristics like "preserving milk for later use" or "makes things taste like cheese."

For covid it's distancing, and masks, and isolation of cases, and now vaccines. Each layer is different and each provides some level of protection that's not 100%, but combine them and you have a defence that's analogous to slices of poo poo cheese i guess.

Vanadium
Jan 8, 2005

I would simply use multiple completely unrelated analogies to explain defense in depth because what are the odds none of them are going to click

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Mix metaphors all you like, but I'll be the one champing up the creek at my own touchdown.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

this thread stinks. like cheese!!!!

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



E-nm

Dangeresque
Dec 6, 2008

Pope Hilarius II posted:

Why does this teacher wear shoes in his dojo?

Having broken my little toe doing taekwondo I will say that those shoes would have been a very nice thing to have had back then.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/gazeeebo64/status/1441663224349220864?s=19

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

He is indeed a BBC reporter and taking it all rather well.

https://twitter.com/phi1mccann/status/1441678259582906370?s=20





https://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/swedish-tv-mixes-up-political-debate-with-children-s-show-subtitles-1.3415817

spookygonk has a new favorite as of 11:51 on Sep 25, 2021

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Mauser posted:

Maybe you didn't rotate the cheese slices and it travels directly through the holes because if you actually slice cheese the holes will usually line up and the thing you're trying to defend against, with cheese, travels in a straight line through the cheese.

Now I'm just wondering if you don't actually know what a metaphor is and think people should literally build moats instead of building a wall of cheese.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Knormal posted:

Still working for me, so
https://i.imgur.com/FfgHv4K.mp4

I don't know why it got big.

I laughed out loud at this for a few minutes straight, still giggling at it.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Post modernism, said wise Yoda. A mistake.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Atticus_1354 posted:

Now I'm just wondering if you don't actually know what a metaphor is and think people should literally build moats instead of building a wall of cheese.

Your metaphor sucks poo poo in the same way as a guy in the middle of a human centipede after the guy up front has been eating an all cheese diet

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
That's a simile.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Knormal posted:

I don't know why it got big.

"well this sure blew up"

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Mauser posted:

Mix metaphors all you like, but I'll be the one champing up the creek at my own touchdown.

Well, if you can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/status/1441752345424060416?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/rGrncIR.gifv

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.




I need MORE Star Trek gifs of this quality.
More dammit MORE!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Legit one of the best TNG episodes.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
adding my lol

and agreeing that Relics is a great episode of TV

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/kFPpIYe.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/JjanJy7.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/6Bm5Rp0.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/cs6fZ5r.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/BJBb8dP.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/yqMEmB5.gifv


https://i.imgur.com/aGSArSM.mp4


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Why does the visor remove facial hair but nothing from the tops of their heads?

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Zil posted:

Why does the visor remove facial hair but nothing from the tops of their heads?

It's fake op

edit: the beard. that's the joke

ante has a new favorite as of 20:57 on Sep 25, 2021

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
ah too bad woulda been a good gag otherwise

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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